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She's still losing weight from a roll she gained 30lbs for. 


Cinnamon roll?
4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


Cinnamon roll?

 

*sigh* damnit

Clapping because the movie was good or because they could finally leave??

At my theater we had a lot of people laughing as it ended....

I thought it was terrible. I'd still watch on FX every time it comes on b/c I'm a sucker for stupid popcorn flicks. 

I expected: 1) A different story direction, 2) Tense Moments, 3) Fewer human villains. 

I didn't get that. 

Spoiler

Anyone find it odd that Chris Pratt can take out entire armed security teams on his own? I know he was ex-military... but come on now. Can we keep the suspension of disbelief for the dinosaurs, please? 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I wish they'd put those people on a bus with the people who clap on airplanes and drive it off a bridge.

 

2 hours ago, BERT said:

Jesus, dude

 

Metaphorically speaking of course. 

The magic of the original books is now a flaming corpse and this movie is 2 hours of shitting upon it. 

Its dinosuars so kids will love it. For those of us who love the books..... it’s just so bad. 

 

A fucking raptor sheds a tear. It fucking cries in the movie. A gottdam raptor cries in the movie. 

The redhead is a 10/10 would smash. 

A random Lockwood character is created and makes the most useless plot point of the movie (trying not to spoiler). 

Are we doing spoilers? Here’s a huge issue I have. After the, what 18 dinosaurs get out what is the expected result? There is not a large enough breeding population for any of them to continue. So for a short amount of time we would have dinosaurs in California but they would be gone within a generation. Were these lysine dependent as well????

And we saw the mysterious briefcase with supposed dna so I guess the next movie will be about terrorists making dinosaurs or something? Fuck. Just terrible. Thank god I was drinking beer the whole time. (Still drinking) 

14 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

The redhead is a 10/10

All that matters. 

14 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

The magic of the original books is now a flaming corpse and this movie is 2 hours of shitting upon it. 

Its dinosuars so kids will love it. For those of us who love the books..... it’s just so bad. 

 

A fucking raptor sheds a tear. It fucking cries in the movie. A gottdam raptor cries in the movie. 

The redhead is a 10/10 would smash. 

A random Lockwood character is created and makes the most useless plot point of the movie (trying not to spoiler). 

Are we doing spoilers? Here’s a huge issue I have. After the, what 18 dinosaurs get out what is the expected result? There is not a large enough breeding population for any of them to continue. So for a short amount of time we would have dinosaurs in California but they would be gone within a generation. Were these lysine dependent as well????

And we saw the mysterious briefcase with supposed dna so I guess the next movie will be about terrorists making dinosaurs or something? Fuck. Just terrible. Thank god I was drinking beer the whole time. (Still drinking) 

Life.... uh.. uh... finds a way

6 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Had folks clapping after it finished 

Because they enjoyed it or because it was over?

 

shit, just saw Patrick's post.  I didn't realize there was a second page when I posted. 

Edited by miguelito
shit

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

All that matters. 

Bingo. There’s a seen that she’s under a truck and some cleavage makes up for the acting 

The next movie should be "Jurassic World 3: Velociraptor in the Hood"

Pretty much Indiana Jones plays with Dinosaurs, knew it would suck and it didn’t disappoint on that end. 

Full disclosure:  bottom lip quivered during the evacuation scene(boat leaving port).  Reminded me a bit of the ending for Valley of Gwangi.  

Wouldn't that tall ass dinosaur with the really long neck have had the ability to walk out into the water while the island was exploding?  I'm not saying it matters or would even have saved him, but an animal with a neck that long and nostrils on top of his head wouldn't need to be able to swim or just sit there on the dock and let the lava take him.  Instincts should have taken him out into the ocean at least up to his head.

This is the only movie I've ever walked out on, just couldn't do it. Wish they'd reboot the jurassic park series at some point and stick to the fucking books

20 hours ago, NateHitch said:

This is the only movie I've ever walked out on, just couldn't do it. Wish they'd reboot the jurassic park series at some point and stick to the fucking books

No.

Worst part was clone girl crawling into bed to hide from the dino. Cmon.

My daughters and I played a game where we counted the stupid things characters did throughout the movie. Improved the experience.

On 7/1/2018 at 10:15 AM, Longboard Horn said:

I saw it because Bryce Dallas Howard

I used to have a huge thing for her until I found out she was Opie's kid, now all I see is his face.

Image result for bryce dallas howard ron howard

Haven't seen it and, at this point, the only way I see another one of these in the theaters is if they give the dinos rocket launchers.

I saw it over the holiday, and Mrs Fairway was pissed because I kept laughing at the stupidity of it.

I thought it was darker than the previous 9 or 10 movies in this series (or maybe it just seems like that many), it also had more of a horror movie feeling about it.

The absolute worst part of this horrible movie is

that it sets up another movie, and that will lead to another movie, and that .......

On 7/2/2018 at 2:11 PM, Longhornfan1024 said:

Haven't seen it and, at this point, the only way I see another one of these in the theaters is if they give the dinos rocket launchers.

I don’t want to spoil it for you, but let’s just say you are in luck. 

Saw it last night.  Went in after reading this thread so expectations were set appropriately low.  Was fun enough to feel like I didn’t waste my money.  That’s about all I have to say 

22 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Saw it last night.  Went in after reading this thread so expectations were set appropriately low.  Was fun enough to feel like I didn’t waste my money.  That’s about all I have to say 

Just saw it and I feel the exact same way.

On 7/2/2018 at 11:03 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I used to have a huge thing for her until I found out she was Opie's kid, now all I see is his face.

Image result for bryce dallas howard ron howard

X, 1

But you cried over that Dino left at the dock, didn’t you?  I mean, I couldn’t be the only one... right?!

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Incredibly bad. It’s a syfy original, with top notch cgi and A list leads. A big budget sharknado. 

Almost.  What you described is the trailer for “The Meg” 

  • 2 weeks later...

My boy wants to see it.  I'm trying to redirect to Ant Man.  

  • 2 weeks later...

Just saw it. Went in with zero expectations and ended up really liking it. The computer nerd was annoying.

My boy wants to see it.  I'm trying to redirect to Ant Man.  


Do it

Pratt is a pretty entertaining actor, but I was not entertained.  Having said that, I wasn't expecting a great movie and felt like I got what I deserved

"Alright I know that every single time we've gotten people and dinosaurs together it has been a complete disaster. Like 30 years worth. But trust me guys, THIS time it will be different!"

 

  • 2 months later...

I actually liked it. You know why?? DINOSAURS, that's why!!!

On 6/26/2018 at 8:36 PM, ajax said:

The next movie should be "Jurassic World 3: Velociraptor in the Hood"

Velociraptornado

When your 11 year old is making jokes about how bad the movie is halfway through, you know you have a steaming pile on your hands.

 

Worst line of the movie, by far:  "Because they're alive.  Like me."  Holy shit, that one made me start laughing out loud.

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

When your 11 year old is making jokes about how bad the movie is halfway through, you know you have a steaming pile on your hands.

 

Worst line of the movie, by far:  "Because they're alive.  Like me."  Holy shit, that one made me start laughing out loud.

If you approach this as a movie about an evil 8 year old clone girl who, upon realizing her creation, dooms tens of thousands of Californians to a terrible death--instead of a movie about dinosaurs in a mansion--well, yeah, it still fucking sucks.

Was the ending a set up for the next movie?  Is there a rumored sequel?.  I know they aren’t good but I’ve generally enjoyed them anyway. Not sure how I’d feel about another movie at this point. 

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Was the ending a set up for the next movie?  Is there a rumored sequel?.  I know they aren’t good but I’ve generally enjoyed them anyway. Not sure how I’d feel about another movie at this point. 

It’s been known since before Jurassic World came out that this was a new trilogy.

8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Interdasting

Thanks

I think you pretty much have to assume any BIG NAME franchise (SW, JP, etc.) is going to be a trilogy.  It would have to BOMB badly for them to not make 1 more Jurassic World.

On 7/10/2018 at 7:44 PM, Trey3216 said:

Almost.  What you described is the trailer for “The Meg” 

Edited for correctness.

On 10/2/2018 at 5:29 PM, Lhorn said:

Was the ending a set up for the next movie?  Is there a rumored sequel?.  I know they aren’t good but I’ve generally enjoyed them anyway. Not sure how I’d feel about another movie at this point. 

There's always a sequel

On 6/25/2018 at 11:17 AM, Buzzrock said:

 


Cinnamon roll?

 

Lots of cinnamon rolls

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