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If a tree falls in Cupertino, will anyone hear you scream?

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See, Houston trees--that's how you fucking do it.  If you want to kill some douchebag motherfucker, then you fall on the dude and pin him down until he's dead.  You don't just knock him down and paralyze him.

Jeez--you'd think this shit would be obvious.

48 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

See, Houston trees--that's how you fucking do it.  If you want to kill some douchebag motherfucker, then you fall on the dude and pin him down until he's dead.  You don't just knock him down and paralyze him.

Jeez--you'd think this shit would be obvious.

Now that it's been made harder to sue over this sort of thing, the trees have gotten more aggressive.

Tree falls in Cupertino, nobody hears it.  They all got their airpods in.

My wife knows that trail very well. She says I've been on it too.

10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees...

 

fuck yeah GIF

16 hours ago, We’reTexas said:

Second one this year. Bay Area trees mad af. 

Maybe they’re not fans of all the unwanted hugging. 

17 hours ago, Bevo said:

My wife knows that trail very well. She says I've been on it too.

If she tries to get you to go hiking on it again, just know that she’s trying to kill you

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