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Are you infertile, Is your wife unable to have children due to no fault of your own, or are you homosexual? Do you collect babys? If you answered yes to one or all of those questions I can help!

These New Real Born Babys need to find their forever homes! I have 14 in various colors. Boys and Girls. There are no Asian babys.

These are for the most part brand new (in bags) and are highly prized for collectibility. 

 

$500 each

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River

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Also I have spare parts pm for details

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ASHLYNN has been sold, thank you 

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Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

11 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

Jfc iced tea out of my nose.  Thanks 

Okay, so we're in felony territory now.  I am publicly announcing my intent to cooperate with the prosecution.  Immamac, et. al---good fucking luck! 

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39 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

no supply chain issues

18 hours ago, Neikea said:

River

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Here, it's some plastic dry cleaner bags. Oh, and a book about SIDS.0a4accf89b90b3d54189a0410f9246ba.jpg

On 3/9/2023 at 12:46 PM, Neikea said:

Ashlynn

 

 

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okay, so we're literally talking about a Kuato doll with another Kuato doll inside it?  Like not Russian Dolls, but Martian Dolls?  Open the Bag, Open the Mind kinda shit>?

Levity aside, and I like you and Immamac, but I am 100% cooperating with the prosecution against you sick bastards.  

and i thought i was going to get a full night's sleep tonight

In all seriousness, you thought about starting a Twitter account? 

This is by far the best content on this board. 

We need to get this guy's catalog of products and David Busters private currency together on the same platform and either make millions or end up in a black box court before a federal magistrate judge.  

This thread is perfectly executed.

And some day, so will the OP.

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Jesus Fuck. 

 

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Oh, you're just upset you don't have the cash to pony up for these choice items.  

49 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

How many HDMI ports does Jamal have?

How creative are you

On 3/9/2023 at 2:02 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

Can you do a negro with its heart on the outside?

Sweatergawd that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.  I was hoping no one posted it, but well done my man.

How much for the little girl? The women--how much for the women?

Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me! Sell me your childrens!

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SO STILL NO ASIAN FEMALES?  asking for a friend. an asian friend. 

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15 hours ago, Neikea said:

Jamal has been SOLD

Well I certainly trust you'll make sure he\is new owner sees to it that he learns some valuable trades and skills that will personally benefit him later in life.  

They make life like creepy dolls for people who can't have kids and have been arrested too many times to adopt? 

Or is this practice for sex traffickers in training?

I propose we change the term "Uncanny Valley", when a robot or doll appear too humanlike but just different enough to be emotionally disturbing to us.  Yeah, we change that to "Neikea Valley"...'cause this shit looks kinda like a doll and is certainly freaking me the fuck out.

They make life like creepy dolls for people who can't have kids and have been arrested too many times to adopt? 
Or is this practice for sex traffickers in training?

Have you seen A Serbian Film?
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Have you seen A Serbian Film?

So you're saying there's a creepy life-like doll industry to supply demented film makers with baby sex scene props?

I gotta remember to check this board more often. F'n Maufrais killed me with that RA quote. We gotta get neikea to set up shop at a Surly tailgate this fall. 

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Can you provide an update on which baby’s are still left?  Do you anticipate receiving another shipment of baby’s?  I would really like an Asian baby, but will settle for a black baby. 

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On 8/17/2023 at 9:02 AM, cabowabo said:

Can you provide an update on which baby’s are still left?  Do you anticipate receiving another shipment of baby’s?  I would really like an Asian baby, but will settle for a black baby. 

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On 8/17/2023 at 9:02 AM, cabowabo said:

Can you provide an update on which baby’s are still left?  Do you anticipate receiving another shipment of baby’s?  I would really like an Asian baby, but will settle for a black baby. 

 

Just in time for Christmas, I have obtained this for you or anyone else who would like to adopt! Surprise.

He might be only 3 pounds and 19" long but he'll be BIG before you know. Its name is Champ it loves sports.  it has been hand painted. 

$600 PPU in Sunnyvale

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Champ hasn't slept in a week and looks like he comes with a $100/day meth habit. Little guy has seen some shit.

I legit laughed out loud.  Have some rep.

Neikea could move some more doll merch if he wrote up some little backstories like they used to do for Cabbage Patch Kids and the like.  But the bio should be more about the fucked up parents than the baby itself.

On 12/12/2023 at 8:42 PM, Neikea said:

 

Just in time for Christmas, I have obtained this for you or anyone else who would like to adopt! Surprise.

He might be only 3 pounds and 19" long but he'll be BIG before you know. Its name is Champ it loves sports.  it has been hand painted. 

$600 PPU in Sunnyvale

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I think Dave talked about this little guy.

 

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On 12/12/2023 at 8:42 PM, Neikea said:

 

Just in time for Christmas, I have obtained this for you or anyone else who would like to adopt! Surprise.

He might be only 3 pounds and 19" long but he'll be BIG before you know. Its name is Champ it loves sports.  it has been hand painted. 

$600 PPU in Sunnyvale

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This might be a good place to post my favorite charity dedicated to ending human trafficking.

https://www.joinredm.com/

Some of you Houston O&G professionals might be seeing this as the founder is an NOV C-level exec.

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