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https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/lunch-lady-accused-of-grooming-connecticut-student-for-months-on-social-media/

A married Connecticut lunch lady has been accused of grooming a 14-year-old boy for months over social media before sexually assaulting him in her SUV.

Police launched their investigation into Andie Rosafort, 31, after administrators at New Fairfield High School reported learning of a possible inappropriate relationship between an employee and a student, Connecticut State Police said.

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She thick as hell I'm down 

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Yesterdays meatloaf is todays sloppy joe

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Left alone with big fat Andie

she was always feelin randy.

Big lunch lady

you made a bad boy outta me

I think a much better title would have been, Lunch Lady Bags, 14 year old student

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Lol just noticed the pack of Marlboro lights in her hand. 
 

if she smokes, she pokes. As a 14 year old has learned. 

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Gimme ham on 5, hold the mayo

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I really REALLY hesitated before clicking on this thread. Since this is the surl, I was expecting the below. So I came out ahead.

 

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really shocked this wasnt the first reply  I see i was bested 2 posts above

 

thick like cornbread

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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

She could win an award for most Connecticut looking woman in Connecticut. 

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1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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I can’t see it, but I’m assuming this is the “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” gif. At least it better be. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lol just noticed the pack of Marlboro lights in her hand. 
 

if she smokes, she pokes. As a 14 year old has learned. 

Noticed this as well, also the Walmart reusable bag filled with Peeps. She looks like throwback early 00s white trash, trends go in cycles I guess. 

5 minutes ago, goodiemob said:

Noticed this as well, also the Walmart reusable bag filled with Peeps. She looks like throwback early 00s white trash, trends go in cycles I guess. 

Her reusable bag shows a commitment to the environment and reducing plastic waste (aside from whatever is leftover in a cigarette butt and whatever the fuck makes up a Peep).

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2 hours ago, goodiemob said:

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She could win an award for most Connecticut looking woman in Connecticut. 

Outside of Greenwich and the Wall Street NYC burbs, Connecticut is a shithole. It’s a unique combination equal to East Texas combined with the 5th ward, panhandle and El Paso.

…But she is thick.
Just now, Stunns38 said:


Outside of Greenwich and the Wall Street NYC burbs, Connecticut is a shithole. It’s a unique combination equal to East Texas combined with the 5th ward, panhandle and El Paso.

…But she is thick.

Yeah I'm pretty sure nowhere in Connecticut is like the 5th ward. What in the fuck are you talking about? 

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

She could win an award for most Jersey looking woman in Connecticut. 

FIFY

I know what you old pervs are thinking:

 

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Normal up top and then just explodes from the waist down.  Built like a hippity-hop.  I’d bounce it.  

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

we already got a thread for this shit

Op doesn't have access to that board or the Super Secret Board. 

R. Crumb just bought a preloaded lunch card.

9 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Outside of Greenwich and the Wall Street NYC burbs, Connecticut is a shithole. It’s a unique combination equal to East Texas combined with the 5th ward, panhandle and El Paso.

…But she is thick.

 

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I'm pretty sure nowhere in Connecticut is like the 5th ward. What in the fuck are you talking about? 

I was surprised when I in New Haven for work. I don't think his description is entirely inaccurate. 

12 hours ago, horn4life said:

I think a much better title would have been, Lunch Lady Bags, 14 year old student

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Lunch Lady Serves Up Some Ass to a Student

Dat ass has more than enough cushion for the pushin’.

35 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Lunch Lady Serves Up Some Ass to a Student

Some? That's a metric fuck-ton. 

There is NOTHING wrong with that thiccness.

And yeah, the cigs, peeps, and whole package screams "Connecticut's finest."  New England has some of the trashiest people on the planet, you just need to know where they are.

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