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13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

are we judging peeps now?

 

When are we not?   Peeps are horrifically bad 

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Best damn lunch lady I've ever seen.

 

 

 

No shit.  All of mine looked like the one from BrewStew

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I mean, not gonna lie... 14 year old self wudda been like...

 

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almost 50 self....

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with a bit of

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mixed in

 

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Would, but only if she gave me a square pizza and chocolate milk afterwards. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

There is NOTHING wrong with that thiccness.

And yeah, the cigs, peeps, and whole package screams "Connecticut's finest."  New England has some of the trashiest people on the planet, you just need to know where they are.

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

are we judging peeps now?

 

... what do you mean, "now?"


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Honestly, not what I was expecting.

based on sight alone, would knock the bottom out of that, but I appear to be about 40 years too old for her tastes

16 hours ago, goodiemob said:

lunch lady has been accused of grooming a 14-year-old boy for months

A strong wind will groom a 14-year-old boy

Please tell me the lunch lady specialized in desserts and specifically cream pies.

 

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

When are we not?   Peeps are horrifically bad 

User pic somewhat checks out.

Yeah I'm pretty sure nowhere in Connecticut is like the 5th ward. What in the fuck are you talking about? 

Was my territory when I lived up there dumb fuck. Go to Stamford, New Haven, Hartford then you will see. Now shut the fuck up, need to put you on block.
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

are we judging peeps now?

 

Judging perps who eat peeps. At 14, I would have eaten a peep out of that perp.

CHIEF

So how did they find out the lunch lady was doing it with a student? Did the other students turn her in when she kept giving that kid an extra chicken fried steak or pizza when he rolled through her line?

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Me at 14 and me at 41

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So how did they find out the lunch lady was doing it with a student? Did the other students turn her in when she kept giving that kid an extra chicken fried steak or pizza when he rolled through her line?

Sounded like someone was stirring mac and cheese.

So I finally understand what "dumps like a truck" means.  

Yeah, i'd bend her over and pound it hard from behind. I mowed plenty of those in my history.

0 shame I have.

 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

So how did they find out the lunch lady was doing it with a student? Did the other students turn her in when she kept giving that kid an extra chicken fried steak or pizza when he rolled through her line?

Who the hell gets chicken fried steak in grade school 

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

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6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

Like @HornOnTheBayou a good day for us was square pizza. We had no choice but to drink chocolate milk with the pizza- the goddamn tap water was cloudy with chlorine. 

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who the hell gets chicken fried steak in grade school 

Texans.  We had it once a week in N. Dallas.

10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

It was basically Grandy’s, and that’s fine every now and then.

Those Grandy’s rolls were pretty damn good.

6 minutes ago, troph said:

I would do a lot for a second helping of insta mashed potatoes I will admit. 

Umm... Phrasing? Is this meant to be a euphemism or not, I honestly can't tell. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Like @HornOnTheBayou a good day for us was square pizza. We had no choice but to drink chocolate milk with the pizza- the goddamn tap water was cloudy with chlorine. 

My kids usually want a lunch box on Friday (pizza) day…I’m trying to tell them that square pizza is a rite of passage for public school.  Next time I’ll threaten that their next field trip is to Matamoros 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

half round scoop of instant mashed potatoes. 

Ice cream scoop

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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McRib night at the Immamac household?

1 minute ago, Deej said:

McRib night at the Immamac household?

Pretty sure those things arrived cooked and frozen just stacked on a pallet and in the morning they heat up the sauce in a steamer tray and just dump them in to warm up. 

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

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Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater ass.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater ass.

Is that a camel toe or a camel penis?

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12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Is that a camel toe or a camel penis?

Every piece of denim, zipper, and rivet of those jeans:

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38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Is it wrong that this looks really good to me right now?

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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i just gotta say...

would.

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Kids are going hungry. The food we're supplying the school should be going further."

 

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No further than those Walmart jeans.

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