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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

We had it in shitty Dallas isd, I'm sure it was everywhere. That shit went hard 

Our varsity football pregame meal was chicken fried steak in the cafeteria, right after the pep rally.  Slammed and went hard.

A couple of away playoff games we left school early and hit up Luby's for pregame chicken fried.

Wednesday was chicken fried steak day and Friday was rectangle sausage pizza or pepperoni sasquatch pizza day. Pretty strategic scheduling in my opinion. 

And yeah, I'd be turning in my ice cream coupon for a scoop of her for sure. Probably would still end up getting some ice cream too

22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

R. Crumb just bought a preloaded lunch card.

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Lunch in the school cafeteria was $1.10. On CFS day, I bought three lunches. No regrets. 

School CFS w gravy, mashed taters, and the roll just hit right. Sometimes you’d throw some of all the above on the roll and it’d make an excellent sandwich.

I've learned from Surly that there are a lot of pedophile women in the wild and most of you guys are sad for your 13-year-old selves that they never tried to groom you for their needs.  Come here little boy, would you like some Candy? 

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I've learned from Surly that there are a lot of pedophile women in the wild and most of you guys are sad for your 13-year-old selves that they never tried to groom you for their needs.  Come here little boy, would you like some Candy? 

I mean….you’re not wrong. We look at such opportunities wistfully.
We also look at CFS and mashed potatoes wistfully.
We’re not a very discerning bunch.

Just because it’s big doesn’t mean it’s flabby. That looks like a big firm ass. I’d be all over that.

She’s been a naughty girl. She could probably use a good spanking. 

My buddy and I would really lay on the compliments to the ladies slapping food on the trays as we went through the line. They would always give us very large portions. Lady at the register would scowl at charging us 65 cents for a tray heaping with cafeteria goodness. /csb

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CSB, I once received three days of morning detention, which meant I had to get to school an hour early and wash windows, for assaulting a lunch lady with a cafeteria tray.  Assault is a little strong for what actually occurred, but that’s how it was written up.  I bet a friend that I could throw my tray and land it on the stack of trays from about 5 feet away.  It ricocheted off of the stack and struck the lunch lady in the leg.  You would’ve thought she got taken out by a sniper.  Fuck that bitch for being a dramatic cunt and making me get up early.

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Would. And would again. Then I would make Chief bring us some snacks while we lounged in bed until 2pm.

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Lunch in the school cafeteria was $1.10. On CFS day, I bought three lunches. No regrets. 

I didn't even realize this was an option. 

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

My buddy and I would really lay on the compliments to the ladies slapping food on the trays as we went through the line. They would always give us very large portions. Lady at the register would scowl at charging us 65 cents for a tray heaping with cafeteria goodness. /csb

I wasn't that smooth in elementary school. I'm still not, but I wasn't then either.

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Bag the lunch lady, crush this plate, go back for 2nds with the lunch lady. 

18 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

thats a penis GIF

Some of you assholes must have some really small dicks.

17 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just because it’s big doesn’t mean it’s flabby. That looks like a big firm ass. I’d be all over that.

She’s been a naughty girl. She could probably use a good spanking. 

 

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35 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Thick thighs, three felonies.

I’m out.

Can’t wait to see her on Meet an Inmate thread. 
 

CHIEF

4 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Can’t wait to see her on Meet an Inmate thread. 
 

CHIEF

I'm holding out for the letting your kids fuck in your house thread. At least she is capable of making her own snacks to eat while lounging in bed all afternoon.

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Thick thighs, three felonies.

I’m out.

C'mon man, don't give up on her like that. She's bound to get some more felonies if you just believe in her.

How have we gotten to 3 pages in this thread with no “Love Gravy?”

 

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