March 11, 20232 yr I'm all for pushing this story far and wide if it gets the fucking Qanon nutcases off their obsession with little kids. The UFO people have always been mostly harmless.
March 11, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though
March 11, 20232 yr It would be funny it aliens turned out to all look like Zoe Saldana but yellow/pink instead of blue/green.
March 12, 20232 yr This is always my personal favorite conspiracy theory shit, it really brings out the winners. People that honestly believe that a civilization that has mastered the ability to traverse time, space, and gravity are here to examine our rectums, or rob us of gold. They honestly believe that a civilization with that ability wouldn't understand something like grounding, and could be taken out of the sky by lightning, or one of our primitive missile systems. Or that a species looking to make contact with humans would land in a place like fucking New Mexico (which I love as a state, tremendous place) and not a population center. Well, if nothing else, the History Channel will get a few more years of mileage out of this.
March 12, 20232 yr 45 minutes ago, BamaATL said: People that honestly believe that a civilization that has mastered the ability to traverse time, space, and gravity are here to examine our rectums, or rob us of gold. Our greatest invention of the last 50 years is the internet, and there are a whole lot of rectums being examined on it, as well as people trying to rob other people of their money.
March 12, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Butt stuff. It always comes back to butt stuff. Watch your anuses, fellas. It's not really my bag, but if my doctor gets to check it every now and again, I guess if a species travels the length of the universe to do the same I will just have to be flattered.
March 12, 20232 yr They were already here. And they infected us with a bug that is the most easily communicable disease available in the know universe. And it's specifically curated to make sure we don't look to hard up to the heavens. Those fuckers were smart.
March 12, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Butt stuff. It always comes back to butt stuff. Watch your anuses, fellas. Hopefully, they probe someone who just ate Taco Bell. That'll show 'em.
March 12, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Steel Shank said: I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.
March 12, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Butt stuff. It always comes back to butt stuff. Watch your anuses, fellas.
March 12, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, Steel Shank said: I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick. What if in their species it’s the chicks that lay the pipe?
March 12, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Anastasis said: What if in their species it’s the chicks that lay the pipe? It'll have to be a game day decision.
March 12, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, Anastasis said: What if in their species it’s the chicks that lay the pipe? NowThis
March 12, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though So, they're basically just like us!
March 12, 20232 yr 13 hours ago, BamaATL said: Or that a species looking to make contact with humans would land in a place like fucking New Mexico (which I love as a state, tremendous place) and not a population center I’ve not done an extensive amount of research on the subject of airborne propulsion issues but it seems to me that when your engine breaks down in the sky you don’t have a whole lot of say in where you land.
March 12, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: UFO people seem to have a strange obsession with their buttholes though Doesn't everyone? Wait, what?
March 12, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: I’ve not done an extensive amount of research on the subject of airborne propulsion issues but it seems to me that when your engine breaks down in the sky you don’t have a whole lot of say in where you land. Right to the scene of the crash…
March 12, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, Steel Shank said: I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick. i would like to see the inflight menu for when you are abducted
March 12, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, BamaATL said: It's not really my bag, but if my doctor gets to check it every now and again, I guess if a species travels the length of the universe to do the same I will just have to be flattered. Bama - he’s a gay ENT doc.
March 12, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: i would like to see the inflight menu for when you are abducted The video menu or the “How to prepare Humans” menu?
March 13, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Crazy to think that was from the first episode, back in '97. Kinda feeling old. 12 hours ago, Gatorubet said: If we are going to post Michael Shannon alien gifs, how about we got with something more recent - he was an awesome Zod even if the role was wasted.
March 15, 20232 yr On 3/11/2023 at 12:50 PM, Steel Shank said: I see this as an opportunity to bang a hot alien chick.
March 15, 20232 yr On 3/11/2023 at 2:40 PM, Nivek said: It would be funny it aliens turned out to all look like Zoe Saldana but yellow/pink instead of blue/green. Well, I for one welcome our new pastel-colored, Zoe Saldana-looking overlords!
March 15, 20232 yr On 3/12/2023 at 9:14 AM, Steel Shank said: It'll have to be a game day an Independence Day decision. Fify.
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