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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Hamilton's a nice little area/village. For the longest time got it confused with Cornell thinking 'gate was an Ivy school.  

Colgate is one of the little ivies, so I guess the confusion is somewhat understandable.

37 minutes ago, Burt said:

Poor girl in the middle didn't even get rated.

oops... uhhhhhhh... put her between 9 and 10 i guess

25 minutes ago, The Dog said:

they fucking suck and we're going to blow them out.

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

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Can #17 pull a 2018 UMBC and topple the #1?

21 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Can #17 pull a 2018 UMBC and topple the #1?

Like, physically? Pretty sure 17 has the reach and weight advantage over 1 in a fight.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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Man... I decided to do my own ranking... and it's pretty much the same. You know that redhead gets down hard. After that it's like a bible college fatcamp. 

Rate them ladies all you want. Everyone of them is better than a gomer milkman. 

12 hours ago, Bartles said:

Lost to Penn and Cornell, I wouldn't worry about this one

“They’re terrible, we should win convincingly.”

The Patriot League is hot garbage and they regularly play in gyms no bigger than my middle school. We should be able to dominate points in the paint and run them off the court

32 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The Patriot League is hot garbage and they regularly play in gyms no bigger than my middle school. We should be able to dominate points in the paint and run them off the court

Quoted for later. Colgate will go 18 for 22 from deep now. 
 

By the way, our 3 pt defense is…not good.

9 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You are really underrating #4.

Agreed. Seems like a clear #2 after red. 

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Agreed. Seems like a clear #2 after red. 

He’s bet hedging somewhat considering you can’t see anything below the neck with her. If she were front row, she would be #2 or #10

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The Patriot League is hot garbage and they regularly play in gyms no bigger than my middle school. We should be able to dominate points in the paint and run them off the court

Hopefully Texas plays their game and utilizes their advantages. If they get lulled into trying to match perimeter play, then Colgate may stick around.  Also, anticipate long rebounds on defense.  

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1 hour ago, Loop 1604 said:

Quoted for later. Colgate will go 18 for 22 from deep now. 
 

By the way, our 3 pt defense is…not good.

What are you saying here- are you predicting an upset?

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What are you saying here- are you predicting an upset?

It's definitely not out of the question. Anyone expecting a 92-67 type blowout will be disappointed. 

If Colgate gets hot from deep...watch out. UNI from a few years ago...

46 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

It's definitely not out of the question. Anyone expecting a 92-67 type blowout will be disappointed. 

If Colgate gets hot from deep...watch out. UNI from a few years ago...

#15 seeds historically win in the opening round less than 7% of the time (10-138, https://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-men/article/2022-03-17/history-2-seeds-vs-15-seeds-march-madness). Auburn (#29 in kenpom) was the only good team Colgate played this year, and they lost by 27. Syracuse is their best win this season (#120 in kenpom) and their next best wins are probably against Navy (#183 in Kenpom). Texas on the other hand has 19 wins over teams in the top 100 of Kenpom. I recommend stuffing a couple rolls of bounty up your gaping vag, we ain't losing to a fucking toothpaste. 

15 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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That poor shoe...

 

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Any TV, time info yet?

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6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Any TV, time info yet?

6:15pm Thursday, TBS

Edited by Js1

46 minutes ago, Js1 said:

6:15pm Thursday, TBS

Thank you good sir!

5 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

It's definitely not out of the question. Anyone expecting a 92-67 type blowout will be disappointed. 

If Colgate gets hot from deep...watch out. UNI from a few years ago...

That Northern Iowa team was much better than Colgate. 

Northern Iowa was like 50 spots better in Kenpom. 

Colgate played 1 team in the Kenpom top 100 this year. They lost by 27 points to Auburn. 

The 2nd best team they've played is Vermont (#112 Kenpom) and they lost by 1.

48 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Colgate played 1 team in the Kenpom top 100 this year. They lost by 27 points to Auburn. 

The 2nd best team they've played is Vermont (#112 Kenpom) and they lost by 1.

They’re terrible?

3 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

They’re terrible?

Yes. 

They lost 8 games playing the 335th ranked schedule out of 363 teams. Anything can happen in 1 game but they would go 0-18 or 1-17 in the Big 12. 

43 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Anything can happen in 1 game

Just ask Shaka.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just ask Shaka.

You aren't wrong but even ACU was a much better team than Colgate. 

But this is the difference in seeding. ACU we were a 3, UNI we were a 6, and we are a 2 against Colgate. 

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I was always a Glisten man.

"I can still hear him now. 'Who left the cap off my [bleeping] Glisten?'"

8 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What are you saying here- are you predicting an upset?

He's being a fucking a moron like usual

2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

He's being a fucking a moron like usual

Exactly. Only smart people associate MoTown with Morgantown, West Virginia.

Unless they can hit the glass and have a parade of FTs at the line I’m not really worried. 
 

Also fuck you Loop 1604. 

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

That Northern Iowa team was much better than Colgate. 

Northern Iowa was like 50 spots better in Kenpom. 

where was abilene when they beat us?

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You aren't wrong but even ACU was a much better team than Colgate. 

But this is the difference in seeding. ACU we were a 3, UNI we were a 6, and we are a 2 against Colgate. 

how much better?  is there that much difference between 125 and 275 in any of these rankings?

On 3/13/2023 at 10:32 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

where was abilene when they beat us?

Indianapolis.

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On 3/13/2023 at 10:32 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

where was abilene when they beat us?

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On 3/13/2023 at 2:45 PM, Deej said:

That poor shoe...

 

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WTF! You got some sharp eyes there.

That's like picking out the hand holding the knife in DaVinci's "Last Supper" painting.

15 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

WTF! You got some sharp eyes there.

That's like picking out the hand holding the knife in DaVinci's "Last Supper" painting.

I thought "Why does one of those girls in the front have a third thigh?" Then I realized it was an ankle/calf. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I thought "Why does one of those girls in the front have a third thigh?" Then I realized it was an ankle/calf cankle Skankle. 

 

4 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

WTF! You got some sharp eyes there.

That's like picking out the hand holding the knife in DaVinci's "Last Supper" painting.

Wait a second! That "Hillary Clinton-esque Fatted Calf" is from Designated Girl No. 8???? Not Designated Girl 16????

WTF?!!?

On 3/12/2023 at 10:13 PM, Rimbo said:

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6 is very underrated considering what girls 5 and 7 look like. She looks Puerto Rican which scares and excites me.

There is at least one frequent visitor to this site whose kid turned his back on Texas to attend Colgate. I reported it and CPS said there was nothing they could do about it.

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33 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

6 is very underrated considering what girls 5 and 7 look like. She looks Puerto Rican which scares and excites me.

I can't argue with that. I chose these in a hurry.

12 is way underrated. 8 is probably overrated. And I didn't even pick a number for the girl standing between 8 and 6.

I mean, most of these are a "nah" from me.

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