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29 minutes ago, statsman said:

I wouldn’t swear by Blevins’ credibility, but …

 

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15 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Isn't Blevins one of the (relatively) credible OU writers?

Oh I don't follow them enough to know. I just know as an AD i would want the person best to continue running the ship to takeover (Arbuckle) so this is totally non shocking to me 

Scanning Dirt Burglars poverty of a site , it looks like this is considered a real source. Mixed between post counts is dumb ass conversations about driving in Ireland, would make surly proud 

 

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it has to be an interesting coaching office dynamic. Arbuckle was hired for his offense, sure, but also for his QB. Presumably, Arbuckle didn’t make any promises he couldn’t keep, but he had to be seen as an asset in wooing Mateer. 
 
If Arbuckle does all he can, and Miami makes a more persuasive case (they have a lot going for them), then OU goes back to the portal and tries to find another QB. It would be disappointing for them to fail to capitalize on this portal cycle with the WRs, but they would go forward knowing they took their best shot. 
 
Now, imagine- Arbuckle actually makes a play for the WSU HC job, doesn’t get it but in trying, drives Mateer away (if Arbuckle spends more than a couple of days as a candidate, Mateer is an idiot if he doesn’t run). How does the program view their OC then? Probably pretty similar to how they viewed Lebby after he dressed Art Briles in Crimson and Cream and invited him down on the field. 
 
And, we all agree, right(?), that if Arbuckle leaves and OU has no new OC and no new WRs, Mateer is absolutely out. OU would find themselves back on square one, needing a new OC before they could do anything. 
 
As I see it, the Sooner program badly needs Arbuckle to not be a candidate, and to not be one right fucking now. 

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1 minute ago, statsman said:

it has to be an interesting coaching office dynamic. Arbuckle was hired for his offense, sure, but also for his QB. Presumably, Arbuckle didn’t make any promises he couldn’t keep, but he had to be seen as an asset in wooing Mateer. 
 
If Arbuckle does all he can, and Miami makes a more persuasive case (they have a lot going for them), then OU goes back to the portal and tries to find another QB. It would be disappointing for them to fail to capitalize on this portal cycle with the WRs, but they would go forward knowing they took their best shot. 
 
Now, imagine- Arbuckle actually makes a play for the WSU HC job, doesn’t get it but in trying, drives Mateer away (if Arbuckle spends more than a couple of days as a candidate, Mateer is an idiot if he doesn’t run). How does the program view their OC then? Probably pretty similar to how they viewed Lebby after he dressed Art Briles in Crimson and Cream and invited him down on the field. 
 
And, we all agree, right(?), that if Arbuckle leaves and OU has no new OC and no new WRs, Mateer is absolutely out. OU would find themselves back on square one, needing a new OC before they could do anything. 

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I'm gonna OD on ou podcasts if Arbuckle does end up getting that job.

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Another great option is he gets some "coach in waiting" guarantee shit at OU. Would be great for the locker room. 

I don’t think anyone would believe it. 
 
Per Stassen.com, from 1999-2021 (Stoops and Riley tenures), OU won 246 games, five more than the next FBS team (Boise), 15 more than the next P4 team (tOSU). Venables’ seat is red hot. Arbuckle’s acceptance of the OC job is either a pure money grab or an idiotic decision. A lot of other jobs are better 

He's stepping in to about as awful of a situation as he possibly could.  He might be a moron or he might understand that he's caught lightning in a bottle and that this is his one chance at making good money before it all comes crashing down.

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OU has signed WRs Keontez Lewis and Javonnie Gibson out of the portal, over the last couple of days. 

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Commitments from Arkansas-Pine Bluff AND Southern Illinois in the same day.

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Even by Hayes' standards this looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes 

Smoke and mirrors boys, smoke and mirrors. We’re so fucking back! 

Just now, texifornia said:

Even by Hayes' standards this looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes 

Stop hitting yourself. 
 

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56 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Stop hitting yourself. 
 

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Saved you some money. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Even by Hayes' standards this looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes 

Committed.... But not yet signed? What are the chances he doesn't sign anything until WSU does or doesn't hire Arbuckle?

I’m sure it will happen, now. They have their QB. They have a plan for 2025. 
 
(It would have been fun if they didn’t)

Old Baker sold him on evading the cops at ou

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6 hours ago, pacman said:

Old Baker sold him on evading the cops at ou

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Can you imagine that pitch?

”Come on, man, don’t be an asshole. Sign with the Sooners. If you sign with Miami, don’t think I won’t be dogging your ass on social media every chance I get. Hey, they’ll give you a statue!”

9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Mateer choosing ou over Miami makes me think he hates pussy 

Or likes meth. 

9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Mateer choosing ou over Miami makes me think he hates pussy 

He's from Little Elm, which is north Dallas/south Oklahoma, and went to school willingly in bumfuck eastern Washington (Pullman).  He's clearly more at home in Norman than Miami. 

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He's from Little Elm, which is north Dallas/south Oklahoma, and went to school willingly in bumfuck eastern Washington (Pullman).  He's clearly more at home in Norman than Miami. 

Yeah, he seems highly regarded.

Gotta hand it to this guy…he went from me never having even heard of him to me being convinced he’s a cocksucking douchewaffle in record time.

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1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Gotta hand it to this guy…he went from me never hearing of him to me being convinced he’s a cocksucking douchewaffle in record time.

Well the King Cocksucking Douchewaffle Baker convinced him to go, so there’s that 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well the King Cocksucking Douchewaffle Baker convinced him to go, so there’s that 

Let’s see…Venables was at Clemson when Mayfield was at OU. Lincoln Riley was Mayfield’s OC and then HC. I’m not sure what real info Mayfield could offer. Maybe he offered to be Mareer’s friend?

Is this dude like the next Vince young.  Everyone talking like this dude is all world and will have ok ruling college football. Dude seems like a normal qb to me on tape. Lunch pail type if you will 

1 hour ago, statsman said:

Let’s see…Venables was at Clemson when Mayfield was at OU. Lincoln Riley was Mayfield’s OC and then HC. I’m not sure what real info Mayfield could offer. Maybe he offered to be Mareer’s friend?

“If you get in legal trouble, OU just slaps you on the wrist. I hear you can take a screwdriver to your gf’s neck and nothing really happens to you”

Just now, Js1 said:

“If you get in legal trouble, OU just slaps you on the wrist. I hear you can take a screwdriver to your gf’s neck and nothing really happens to you”

I didn't realize Justin Chaisson was on the call. Did we get Dusty Dvorcheck as well to espouse the virtues of beating your friend nearly to death with a baseball bat?

1 hour ago, statsman said:

Let’s see…Venables was at Clemson when Mayfield was at OU. Lincoln Riley was Mayfield’s OC and then HC. I’m not sure what real info Mayfield could offer. Maybe he offered to be Mareer’s friend?

The dude probably has Mayfield posters in his bedroom. He was a big OU fan growing up. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I didn't realize Justin Chaisson was on the call. Did we get Dusty Dvorcheck as well to espouse the virtues of beating your friend nearly to death with a baseball bat?

No, but they watched the video of Joe Mixon shattering a woman's face and shared a laugh together. "He only redshirted..."

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

He's from Little Elm, which is north Dallas/south Oklahoma, and went to school willingly in bumfuck eastern Washington (Pullman).  He's clearly more at home in Norman than Miami. 

Poor bastard. All he's ever seen are moonshine women in the mountains with little to no teeth. It all makes sense now. 

7 hours ago, Deej said:

Or likes meth. 

 

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6 hours ago, statsman said:

Maybe he offered to be Mareer’s friend?

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Nice player compared to the FCS JAGs
 

Awesome. So now we may get an ounce of credit next year for kicking their ass, instead of it being held against us…

Sategna had 24 total yards against Texas. Maybe he helps OU get to 6 points next year!

14 hours ago, Js1 said:

He's from Little Elm, which is north Dallas/south Oklahoma, and went to school willingly in bumfuck eastern Washington (Pullman).  He's clearly more at home in Norman than Miami. 

Always blows my mind to see kids from Little Elm dotting the landscape of college football.

When I got out of school, I met a spicy little ginger (total cliché—gorgeous, adventurous, boundless energy, voracious sexual appetite, and absolutely batshit crazy) who lived there. I had never heard of it before. Creeped me the fuck out the first time I went to her place—the town itself was in the very early stages of growth and there was little else out there besides the post office (maybe a Mexican restaurant?)—she lived in what I would call the fucking sticks, at the end of long, unpaved road with very poor lighting. I remember thinking it would be the perfect place to ambush some dumbass and rob him blind…I also remember thinking I didn’t really give a shit because the risk was well worth the reward. Turned out the remote location was rather fortuitous—she was loud. Outside of a stunning beauty (also ginger) I met in Ibiza some years later, she’s still the most physically attractive woman I’ve been with…total basket case, unfortunately. Most exhausting seven months, good and bad, I’ve ever spent. With enough crazy ass stories to last a lifetime.

Anyway, I still think of Little Elm as the same dark, scary forest inhabited by that single crazed succubus who rocked my world back in the day, and I keep having to remind myself that it has actually exploded into a series of indistinguishable MPCs since then. I’m pretty sure that entire area where she lived is fully developed now. I’m also pretty sure that OU still fucking sucks despite this solid new addition.

17 hours ago, statsman said:

Let’s see…Venables was at Clemson when Mayfield was at OU. Lincoln Riley was Mayfield’s OC and then HC. I’m not sure what real info Mayfield could offer. Maybe he offered to be Mareer’s friend?

He offered an opportunity to earn a 20% return on his NIL by investing with Camwood Capital Management Group. 

6 hours ago, SamMan said:

Always blows my mind to see kids from Little Elm dotting the landscape of college football.

When I got out of school, I met a spicy little ginger (total cliché—gorgeous, adventurous, boundless energy, voracious sexual appetite, and absolutely batshit crazy) who lived there. I had never heard of it before. Creeped me the fuck out the first time I went to her place—the town itself was in the very early stages of growth and there was little else out there besides the post office (maybe a Mexican restaurant?)—she lived in what I would call the fucking sticks, at the end of long, unpaved road with very poor lighting. I remember thinking it would be the perfect place to ambush some dumbass and rob him blind…I also remember thinking I didn’t really give a shit because the risk was well worth the reward. Turned out the remote location was rather fortuitous—she was loud. Outside of a stunning beauty (also ginger) I met in Ibiza some years later, she’s still the most physically attractive woman I’ve been with…total basket case, unfortunately. Most exhausting seven months, good and bad, I’ve ever spent. With enough crazy ass stories to last a lifetime.

Anyway, I still think of Little Elm as the same dark, scary forest inhabited by that single crazed succubus who rocked my world back in the day, and I keep having to remind myself that it has actually exploded into a series of indistinguishable MPCs since then. I’m pretty sure that entire area where she lived is fully developed now. I’m also pretty sure that OU still fucking sucks despite this solid new addition.

There are rules around here my guy. 

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

There are rules around here my guy. 

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On 12/18/2024 at 10:37 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Mateer choosing ou over Miami makes me think he hates pussy 

Hates pussy, yes, but also loves being around pussies. 

Yep, the Alabama win got them eligible.  It's going to real funny when a team has to forfeit one of these shitty bowl games because of opt outs.

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