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Hawkins has to transfer after the bowl game right? He’s for sure looking up at Mateer and probably Cole Gonzales.

He’s getting national accolades for being loyal to OU, but this has to be a showcase game for him to demonstrate he doesn’t suck.

 

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    ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's why I said an Oklahoma Smokeshow can mean different things to different people. Shit. 

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only problem is that he does suck

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yep, the Alabama win got them eligible.  It's going to real funny when a team has to forfeit one of these shitty bowl games because of opt outs.

Will they even have 40 players on the sideline? 

Hawkins has to transfer after the bowl game right? He’s for sure looking up at Mateer and probably Cole Gonzales.
He’s getting national accolades for being loyal to OU, but this has to be a showcase game for him to demonstrate he doesn’t suck.
 

Yes. I’m sure the middling MAC and new PAC 12 teams will be glued to their TV’s
11 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Will they even have 40 players on the sideline? 

Like 53 or something lol 

What's with that guy signing his posts with AFRICA?

Bernard

Thanks for the posts. Sad thing is we know what this feels like the last decade. We ain't ever going back.

 

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here? 

7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here? 

My initial thought especially when he got called out for stanning for Hawkins lmao

12 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Bruthaman posts on their board? That the same guy who was posting here? 

I read over there a lot. I don’t think it’s the same guy. He’s a pretty hardcore Malcolm X of the OU boards kind of idiot. 

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"And fuck off off if you think this is TMI, have haven't gotten pussy since 2024. Wife was seven months preggo at the at point and we couldn't risk her having another kid."

You really can't describe how dumb Sooners are. 

Having said that, I wouldn't have believed it, but Sooner tears are just as delicious as Aggie tears. 

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That's probably a good place to end the Internet right there. It had a good run. Jesus floppy Labia fucking Christ. 

Bad day to be a Sooner fan


I thought that was true about all days that end with “y”?

When I saw floppy labia I immediately thought of BO&W when he serenades ewers 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing. 

Needs to be in the title of the "transfer portal" or the "2026 recruiting" thread the next time a bunch of posters complain about DT recruiting or "the numbers."

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing. 

 

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

“Floppy labia”for the win gents 

Meh, it's no billowing asshole

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Jesus fucking Christ lol. 

I wonder who that guy was fighting in his living room? Another question I have is, do trailer homes have living rooms?

A quick wikipedia coach scan shows 13 losing OU seasons since 1897.  2 of them in the past 3 years.

Owen: 3 (1922, 1923, 1924)
Lindsey: 1 (1931)
Hardage: 1 (1934)
Luster: 1 (1942)
Wilkinson: 1 (1960)
Gomer Jones: 1 (1965)
Blake: 3 (1996, 1997, 1998)
Venables: 2 (2022, 2024)
 

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?  

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?  

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

I didn't know other men could get pregnant. The more you know. 

45 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, she was 7 months pregnant and probably also his cousin

Hey man.... everyone knows you can't fuck your wife when she's 7 months pregnant otherwise she'll have another baby! 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So that dude that hasn’t fucked his wife since April- that’s some bizarre shit, right?  

They've activated the Barry Switzer light. It's sort of like the bat signal 

All is well. One of their highest rated 2024 recruits (Davon Mitchell) admitting he isn’t good at football right now.

 

12 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Hey man.... everyone knows you can't fuck your wife when she's 7 months pregnant otherwise she'll have another baby! 

They call that Oklahoma Twins!

I completely forgot they hired Jay Valai. Why would anyone employ that guy now that you don't need bag men?

24 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I completely forgot they hired Jay Valai. Why would anyone employ that guy now that you don't need bag men?

That dude was shittalking me in the stands after OU scored with less than 30 seconds in 2023. I hope that motherfucker is still employed by them in 2025. One, because he is terrible. Two, because I want to tell him that while they’re being pummeled. 

15 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

All is well. One of their highest rated 2024 recruits (Davon Mitchell) admitting he isn’t good at football right now.

 

Haha he admitted to sucking

22 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Hilarious

 

 

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One of the OU DCs is bailing for WVU

 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

One of the OU DCs is bailing for WVU

 

This is the one that the Sooner insiders actually liked. 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

 

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Did qb coach  helmet communication play a role in OUs crappy season?

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2 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Did qb coach  helmet communication play a role in OUs crappy season?

This has been theory aside from general cock gobbling. 

Vegetables was one of if not the most famous sign stealer before Stalions , not a surprise his stickt would take a major step back not having his ace in his pocket 

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"He sees everything Brent has going on so you think he'd stick around to help"

This guy is sooooo close to getting it

The OU implosion feels like a late Christmas card filled with cash from a rich aunt.

Venable’s entire sell to the fanbase was return an “elite” defense, and fix the offense with Arbuckle, Mateer, and Fasusi.

Ally leaves suddenly without any explanation for WVU, and their pets heads are falling off. 

The added bonus of Dabo trying to unload his dogshit DC on BV is almost too much. 

Exodus continues 

 

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