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Nice. Need to cut down on the mistakes next round. Also, felt like Big 12 football officiating.

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  • GeorgetownLaw
    GeorgetownLaw

    What is wrong with you?  You are an embarrassment to all Texas fans with your crude and ignorant comments. You must be another “t-shirt” fan who never actually attended a school as good as Texas. 

  • KingBobo81
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    Good time in Des Moines tonight watching a Longhorn win followed by Aggy falling flat on their face.

  • Terry has now done something Shaka couldn’t, beat a team full of white guys with punchable faces in the first round of the tournament. 

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1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:

This was the ugliest, sloppiest double digit win I’ve seent in a while.

I dunno. I liked the effort, the 3-pointers. Nothing that I saw was anything other than a much better team dominating a much weaker team.

How'd Shaka do, last time he was in the first round of the Big Dance?

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8 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

You ain't ever had an urge to take a vacation to this utopia?

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There’s a certain vague resemblance to Austin here.  Except for the traffic. 

Good thing we didn't have a Ramey to fuck things up

Just now, Txslnghrns said:

This was the ugliest, sloppiest double digit win I’ve seent in a while.

Better than Arizona's ugly and sloppy loss.

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Hunter looking a lot more confident recently

Hunter was passable tonight. He was good on D. He still can't dial in an open 3 to save his life. 

Not as easy to hit 3s against a Big 12 defense, eh Toothpaste?

1 minute ago, BarthHollamew said:

This image has me triggered

the germans have a word for people like that guy

"backpfeifengesicht"

look it up

Toothpaste squeezed!

Now they’re that dollar store Colgate that’s been discontinued.
2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Good thing we didn't have a Ramey to fuck things up

Ramey was a great Longhorn that had to put up with a bunch of shit. And he was a main reason we won a tournament game last season. Get his name out of your mouth bitchboy. 

I hope Rice gets drafted. Dude is money when he is asked to lead.

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Were you last in Austin in 1984?

I was thinking 1972 really 

I dunno. I liked the effort, the 3-pointers. Nothing that I saw was anything other than a much better team dominating a much weaker team.
How'd Shaka do, last time he was in the first round of the Big Dance?

I agree with everything you say. The excessive TOs were concerning. I guess that’s my biggest gripe. But I also got a little concerned with Woodward bodying people in the paint. Obviously they can’t keep up that 3pt %. But I was impressed with the efficiency of their shooting. I was admittedly overly dramatic with my initial statement. I think there are some things that need to be cleaned up. But I can’t argue with a “W”.
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Terry has now done something Shaka couldn’t, beat a team full of white guys with punchable faces in the first round of the tournament. 

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Pat’s a fan.

 

That guy sucks. 

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Pat’s a fan.

If you're a fan of college hoops but don't like Sir'Jabari Rice, then you're not a fan of college hoops.

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I hope Rice gets drafted. Dude is money when he is asked to lead.

Long ass arms, 3 and d, good balls skills. The NBA loves all that stuff. He’ll get drafted. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Colgate isn’t good, but a tournament win is a tournament win. 

No - Colgate is pretty fucking good and we beat them by 20. I actually think if they were a little better we may have beat them by more. 

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

the germans have a word for people like that guy

"backpfeifengesicht"

look it up

Gonna guess that translates to: how does the ass take the length. 

Even with Colgate deciding to try to win it in the paint, they only shot 9 FT and Texas shot 8. 

2 hours ago, SDG said:

That 12.5 points in a game makes me hope our guys watched Arizona a Virginia so they don’t try to sleepwalk.  

I fucked around and found out.

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Disu took his game to next level the last third of season.  His timing is fucking great.

Just now, runthebone said:

Just keep on winning

 Can’t win the whole thing if you don’t win the first one 

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Pat’s a fan f'n douche

 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Let's play guess the Alma mater. 

 

 

The Sports Books appreciate your contribution.

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1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

There’s a certain vague resemblance to Austin here.  Except for the traffic. 

If by "vague" you mean "exact", then yes.  Circa 1980.

There’s a certain vague resemblance to Austin here.  Except for the traffic. 

Looking forward to next week’s Gawker article: “Is Des Moins the next Austin?!”
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

This explains the Colgate band

 

So...wait these were A&M students pretending to be Colgate band members? Ok then....

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

This explains the Colgate band

 

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