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  • GeorgetownLaw
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    What is wrong with you?  You are an embarrassment to all Texas fans with your crude and ignorant comments. You must be another “t-shirt” fan who never actually attended a school as good as Texas. 

  • KingBobo81
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    Good time in Des Moines tonight watching a Longhorn win followed by Aggy falling flat on their face.

  • Terry has now done something Shaka couldn’t, beat a team full of white guys with punchable faces in the first round of the tournament. 

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so their hulking white guy can just swing elbows anytime hes trying to get a rebound on the ground?

These offensive rebounds are infuriating 

How the fuck was that a foul and a not a tie up??!?!

I wish Tyrese was 21 years old and didn't do stupid shit to kill our momentum. 

Loving the energy I'm seeing from the team in the second half. They're making Colgate work for everything, more or less.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

OVER THE FUCKING BACK AND THAT IS NOT A FUCKING FOUL

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3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I love making threes and seeing made free throws. 

I'm thrilled we finally lifted the school's ban on those. Should make winning easier. 

Moffet looks like a 38 year old lawyer from Massachusetts 

Kinda like Colgate’s Ron McKelvey?

We're so much better against the zone with Disu versus Bishop.

Disu is really good at finding space and he can hit those midrange jumpers in the middle of the zone. 

Other than the refs, without the entire season to reference like most of you guys, I am extremely pleased.  We do have more depth than Colgate right?  

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We're so much better against the zone with Disu versus Bishop.

Disu is really good at finding space and he can hit those midrange jumpers in the middle of the zone. 

Bishop has been great tonight. 

I think Texas has the right idea defensively. Don't start helping on these bigs because Colgate can shoot. 

Just let Disu and Bishop force tough shots. 

Bro. I was gonna say something nice to that middle school band. Until they did that 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so their hulking white guy can just swing elbows anytime hes trying to get a rebound on the ground?

White men can't foul.

 

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That little clarinet player fixin to get that horn shoved up her ass

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

who the fuck taught the cunts in the pep band horns down?

Those are bad teeth

Just now, Txslnghrns said:

That little clarinet player fixin to get that horn shoved up her ass

Probably not the first time 

Wow, Colgate with the horns down, since when were we ever rivals?

2 minutes ago, VinyVango said:


Kinda like Colgate’s Ron McKelvey?

You mean Ron Weaver?

Have I ever told you the story about the time I was on jury duty...

Still on fire 

The first red flag I saw with this team this season - way back in November - was Mitchell's FT shooting. 

It shouldn't be the reason we lose a game but he's making me nervous. 

Why aren’t we going Disu and Bishop at the same time? We did that a bunch during the Big XII tourney and we are getting killed inside.

God damnit Carr

Double idiocy by Carr and Hunter there.

Quit fucking around and put these guys away. 

The fucking apocalypse will come and go and dipshits will still be misrepresenting the Horns Down thing.

Just now, Rimbo said:

You mean Ron Weaver?

Have I ever told you the story about the time I was on jury duty...

 

did that cause the whole jury pool to be tainted because you asked that question in front of the whole jury pool?

Just now, Stringer said:

Why aren’t we going Disu and Bishop at the same time? We did that a bunch during the Big XII tourney and we are getting killed inside.

Because every time Disu is in the game they call a bullshit foul on him

Brock needs to not play today. He has been terrible. 

Chance to go up 16 or 17 and we throw it away.  You have a big lead and the clock and depth is your ally.  Be fucking smart.

Poor basketball IQ for Horns... take care of the damn ball

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Colgate won't go away. 

Twice we’ve gotten a turnover and turned it right back over with a sloppy pass 

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