Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 969
  • Views 64.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Hovland (okie lite) and Cantlay (ucla) have really shit the bed today... 

ugh

 

Hey Master's folks...

Never pair Cantlay and Hovland again -- fuck the rules  😋

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

God you're such an annoying dipshit. Go find a stump to bother. I'll put you on ignore for the benefit of the golf threads from here on out. 

I’m not the dipshit who said Koepka had this thing cooked with a 3 shot lead over  Rahm and Hovland on Friday morning when they hadn’t even teed off for their 2nd round. Then lipped off when I politely pointed how absurd that was. 

Rahm should skip it across the pond like it's a practice round. 

You’re not winning this , Patrick so hurry the fuck up!

Cantlay is going to get his tax attorney on the horn for a few minutes before teeing off on 17. 

Cantlay should have to serve a year in prison for every minute he stands over a putt. 

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

No

 

 

 

bennett needs a birdie on 18 to come back next year 

When he turns pro does his finishing place still matter as an am?  I know augusta has weird rules.... just not sure how that one works. Like if you win the US am and get a spot at augusta,  you lose it if you turn pro in the interim. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You’re not winning this , Patrick so hurry the fuck up!

to be fair, each stroke at this point could be worth $250k or more

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

to be fair, each stroke at this point could be worth $250k or more

That's about what he gets per stoke with LIV, so I'm guessing he'll be fine

  • Popular Post
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

And It will begin at 10:30p

Need to take a page from Miguel angel and light the cigar coming up 18

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

Fuzzy requests tacos and refried beans

Just now, The Dude said:

And It will begin at 10:30p

That will be tough on the old guys. Maybe tell them it’s the Champions Breakfast. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Next year’s dinner- tapas, paella, and Iberian ham?

Bring in Jose Andres to make it

Fuzzy requests tacos and refried beans

That might be my dinner tonight
Cantlay needs a pitch clock

He is a beat down, for sure. Almost as bad as watching Kevin Na.
9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


That might be my dinner tonight

I just had a pimento cheese sandwich... it's a masters tradition

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


He is a beat down, for sure. Almost as bad as watching Kevin Na.

it's the only bad thing Nicklaus brought to golf

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

it's the only bad thing Nicklaus brought to golf

His design firm says hold my beer. 

Trevor likes to remind everybody that he’s won a Green Jacket

Trevor likes to remind everybody that he’s won a Green Jacket

I sure as fuck would

Good for Rahm. After the Texas players I root for, he is probably my favorite golfer

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

3 hours to play 10 holes. Let’s move it guys. 

Played the back 9 in like two hours.  My guess is someone told them to hurry the fuck up.  They were going to finish this today.  They weren't coming out tomorrow for 2 holes because Cantlay of whoever was herpy derping their way down the course.

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

because Cantlay of whoever

Ginger Squirrely Dan GIF by Crave

Just now, Upgrayedd said:

Go Devils.

That's my only issue with him. ☺️

 

8b9ce91895857b5e1eadd56e318021d0.jpg
This was my most recent fortune cookie from Panda. A bad omen I think.

Bennett goes -4, -4 gets interviewed about the pressure of being in his position. Could have been humble, but like a typical aggy shot his mouth off about being capable of hanging with Rahm and Koepke. +4, +2, oops. And once again we witness another aggy choke.

55 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Fuzzy requests tacos and refried beans

Or whatever the hell they eat

51 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's my only issue with him. ☺️

I’ll mention that at the bbq

54 minutes ago, sdm said:

Bennett goes -4, -4 gets interviewed about the pressure of being in his position. Could have been humble, but like a typical aggy shot his mouth off about being capable of hanging with Rahm and Koepke. +4, +2, oops. And once again we witness another aggy choke.

Hang a banner!

Hang a banner!

They will be putting his Masters finish on their stadium next to several imaginary national championships.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.