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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
That’s just an awful fucking decision. 

Time for a caddie that will take the club out of his hand. Stupid shot.

Yep. That's just bad caddying by Greller. It was an insanely stupid decision for a player that possesses the wedge game and putting of Spieth.

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It feels like their partnership is just going through the motions at this point. Greller’s body language speaks volumes. 

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He's done after the last 2 holes.

Shit...the rollercoaster is just getting warmed up

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Jordan 3 straight birdies. 

Who had Jordan hitting the water twice on holes 11 through 13 and one of those WASN'T #12.

Jordan doing Jordan things today. He's played 13 holes and I think has only five pars.

20 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He's done after the last 2 holes.

Lulz 

Is that a drop zone where Tom Kim played his 5th from?  Otherwise I don't see how he gets to play from there.  I would've thought his only 2 options were from the bunker again, or from the fairway on the otherside of the water, keeping the point of entry in line with the flag.

I think Rory would win more majors if he quit spotting the leader 6 strokes on Thursday. 

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Watching Jordan play is so high and low. Yeah, 5 birdies on the front 9. Goes swimming 2x on the back 9. 

One hole he's playing like the greatest golfer in the world. Next hole he's playing like me (yep, I hit a guy in the leg, too. He was walking his dog on the course). 

Jordan, don't play like me. 

Just now tuning in and haven’t watched Spieth yet this year. He looks good physically. Like he’s slimmed down a little and is more fit. Any truth to that?

44 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He's done after the last 2 holes.

Lulz x2

They sell $60B/yr worth of something. 

If IBM didn’t exist, the world would fall apart.
18 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did aggy just spit on himself?

Par for the course.

Even though Sam Bennett (amateur) is aggy, kid has got sand! Under par in his first round of the Masters, good on you kid!!!

Hook’em!!!

I think Rory eventually wins a green jacket but it won’t be his next major. I think the added pressure of the 9 year drought is too much. 

13 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Even though Sam Bennett (amateur) is aggy, kid has got sand! Under par in his first round of the Masters, good on you kid!!!

Hook’em!!!

I hope his sheep bites his nuts off tonight. 

spiethcoaster is fully engaged.   he might win a couple more majors in his career because it just all comes together magically but his head won't allow himself to have any consistency.  he threw away 3 strokes by just being a dumbass.

Spieth putted lights out today, needs to not hit balls in the water and i think he'll be OK.

spiethcoaster is fully engaged.   he might win a couple more majors in his career because it just all comes together magically but his head won't allow himself to have any consistency.  he threw away 3 strokes by just being a dumbass.
And that's it. Course management kills him. A great caddie would save him 2-3 strokes a round.
3 hours ago, C-Man said:

He just looks like a red-ass aggy too. I kind of surprised he doesn't wear Corps boots on the course.

he is an aggie through and through, he's also a great kid from an awesome family and he lost his dad to early onset Alzheimers a couple years ago. What a horrible fucking disease.

Despite the Spiethcoaster, I remain encouraged. His putting changes look to be good. His t shots now shape differently, mostly for the better. He might compete this week. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I hope his sheep bites his nuts off tonight. 

 

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12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Despite the Spiethcoaster, I remain encouraged. His putting changes look to be good. His t shots now shape differently, mostly for the better. He might compete this week. 

He’s finished top 3 5 out 9 times there, the expectation should always be that he will compete. 

21 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Despite the Spiethcoaster, I remain encouraged. His putting changes look to be good. His t shots now shape differently, mostly for the better. He might compete this week. 

clickity-clack, clickity-clack

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

He just looks like a red-ass aggy too. I kind of surprised he doesn't wear Corps boots on the course.

But then he couldn't walk on the grass

I literally LOL when I saw stonefaced, tight lipped, Greller just stand there holding a new ball for Spieth …

This was my first thought

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Scottie missed so many putts, he could have easily shot a 64.

Watching the amateur Aggie hang with him and Homa was great. But when he took too much club on 18 and then Homa hit it close you could tell who is pro. His whole putting ritual isn’t quite developed yet, but if I’m that kid walking off 18 with a 68 my heart is beating through my chest while it registers that I could win this thing one day.

Reminds me of Rose’s first round at the Toonament. Damn I’m getting old.
7 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


This was my first thought

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Scottie missed so many putts, he could have easily shot a 64.

Watching the amateur Aggie hang with him and Homa was great. But when he took too much club on 18 and then Homa hit it close you could tell who is pro. His whole putting ritual isn’t quite developed yet, but if I’m that kid walking off 18 with a 68 my heart is beating through my chest while it registers that I could win this thing one day.

Reminds me of Rose’s first round at the Toonament. Damn I’m getting old.

How a out remembering that tiger won it all in 97 and it seems like yesterday and you remember  where you were and then realize that was 26 years ago. Or that your movie reference is 30 YO and everyone in the thread is nodding and most saw in the theater. 

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If there's a long delay, I hope the run back Norman's big choke. We all need that refresher. 

Fuck me Koepka gets to tee off early today. 

That cocksucker is going to win this. 

I don't know if Colt Knost actually talks too much, but it sure does feel like it. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These guys starting at 1pm

todsy are kind of screwed 

seems like more of a British Open type issue - too many Opens where the draw seems to have a significant influence on the outcome. 
Everyone thought the early/late times for Tiger were to his advantage......guess not

Kopeka, Woodland, Day all in the top 5.

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Watching Jordan put with an alignment device thing on his back….posture deal. Golf channel talking about his alignment and his issues with putting. 

40 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck me Koepka gets to tee off early today. 

That cocksucker is going to win this. 

Koepka is in a good position for this Masters.  If he doesn't back up, folks are gonna have to play their asses off to beat him.

 

Best chance for Koepka to lose might be due to an injury from wild sex with his crazy wife...

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Yeah this may be cooked. 

Him winning would be fun for golf, though. Maybe it will get Rory to quit playing like dogshit at majors. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah this may be cooked. 

Him winning would be fun for golf, though. Maybe it will get Rory to quit playing like dogshit at majors. 

No tourney is cooked 1.3 rounds in. Let me tell you from experience 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah this may be cooked. 

Him winning would be fun for golf, though. Maybe it will get Rory to quit playing like dogshit at majors. 

LOL - you have an interesting view of playing like dogshit.
2022 was pretty shitty alright - major finished 2, 8, T5, 3; I know he hasn't won a major in almost a decade. He also had 3 PGA wins last year and a EuroTour win this year.
But he has set a high bar, and people have high expectations.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Fuck me Koepka gets to tee off early today. 

That cocksucker is going to win this. 

it will be awesome if Koepka wins..

27 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Sigh. Fucking Koepka. Lucky draw to get his first 2 rounds in good weather.

half the field got the "lucky" draw.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Watching Jordan put with an alignment device thing on his back….posture deal. Golf channel talking about his alignment and his issues with putting. 

he needs an alignment device for his brain

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