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2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

LOL - you have an interesting view of playing like dogshit.
2022 was pretty shitty alright - major finished 2, 8, T5, 3; I know he hasn't won a major in almost a decade. He also had 3 PGA wins last year and a EuroTour win this year.
But he has set a high bar, and people have high expectations.

He was too far back after Saturday to have any shot at winning at Augusta last year - despite charging into 2nd place. He was 1 off the lead going into the weekend at the US Open then shot a +3 73 on Saturday. He led after R1 at the PGA then went +1 to find himself 5 shots back after Friday. And we all know what happened at St. Andrew's. 

Regardless of what he places he basically without fail has stretches where he falls apart at every major and it's why he hasn't won in 9 years. Like you said - he doesn't have any problems winning outside of that. Either there's something flawed with his approach going into majors or he just can't play well enough to win. 

It's why I think he may need someone like Brooks getting to 5 to make a big shift in the way he prepares and plays at majors. He could do what he did last year 10 more years and still not win. The other guys are just too good. 

And obviously this is with his game completely falling apart this week. He's fliritng with the cut line despite ideal conditions that should favor his game. 

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it will be awesome if Koepka wins..

I kind of agree. Let's pour some gasoline on this LIV fire and really get things going. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he needs an alignment device for his brain

I thought it was already decided that Greller is Spieth’s problem …

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I thought it was already decided that Greller is Spieth’s problem …

It's a team effort. Jordan makes a stupid choice and Greller enables it.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It's a team effort. Jordan makes a stupid choice and Greller enables it.

… and Spieth is still Greller’s boss.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It's a team effort. Jordan makes a stupid choice and Greller enables it.

Golf is a microcosm of life

Jordan with birdies on 2 and 3 is a nice start. Solid putter early on.

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17 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

It's a team effort. Jordan makes a stupid choice and Greller enables it.

its really not.  I know guys like spieth like to talk about the "team".  that is all marketing.  "look at what a nice guy he is, really cares about his serf/caddy."  Unless a caddy gives a wrong yardage, puts 15 clubs in the bag, causes a penalty stroke for some reason, nothing is really his fault.

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah this may be cooked. 

Him winning would be fun for golf, though. Maybe it will get Rory to quit playing like dogshit at majors. 

Lulz. Two damn good players are only 3 back and haven’t even teed off yet

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Two damn good players are only 3 back and haven’t even teed off yet

koepka has plenty of time for his putter to go to shit.

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

koepka has plenty of time for his putter to go to shit.

 

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Nice to see Scottie getting angry... he really wants to win 

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

It’s amazing how little actual golf ESPN can manage to show….

I'm set up on Amen corner on one TV, and Holes #4, 5 and 6 on the other.

It's been best way to watch for me.

Golf is going to lose its mind if Koepka wins

I’m at a bar on travel day and just one TV. Thank goodness for my phone so I can actually see some action

The Masters app via Apple TV onto the TV is my way to go. Select multicast, and cycle through to the action you want to watch. No commercials. Occasionally the audio will get wonky you'll get multiple feeds, but back out for a minute & it goes back to normal.902449984d5b06477102a23520a9e4c3.jpg

And now they aren’t showing anything at all on any of their networks? What in the actual fuck?

Why does this shittastic joke of a network even have Day 1 and 2????

10 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

And now they aren’t showing anything at all on any of their networks? What in the actual fuck?

Why does this shittastic joke of a network even have Day 1 and 2????

I have a couple options for actual golf on Paramount+

12 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

And now they aren’t showing anything at all on any of their networks? What in the actual fuck?

Why does this shittastic joke of a network even have Day 1 and 2????

Day 1 and Day 2 are live from 3pm-7pm. 

Brooks finally missed a putt and had to settle for a birdie.  🙄  good lord dude is firing.

35 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Golf is going to lose its mind if Koepka wins

With what those guys are being paid they'd better be good.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Scheffler should fire his caddy …

That discussion touched a nerve, huh? 

Day 1 and Day 2 are live from 3pm-7pm. 

Awesome. There will be two or three relevant players left and I’m sure we’ll get a full dose of Tiger trying to make the cut
2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

That discussion touched a nerve, huh? 

Nope … just spotlighting the ridiculous notion that a caddy has control over pigheaded decisions and/or poor shot execution.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


Awesome. There will be two or three relevant players left and I’m sure we’ll get a full dose of Tiger trying to make the cut

You will not miss a single shot of TW limping around Augusta. Not a one.

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Nope … just spotlighting the ridiculous notion that a caddy has control over pigheaded decisions and/or poor shot execution.

It's not about control. 

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Koepka is in a good position for this Masters.  If he doesn't back up, folks are gonna have to play their asses off to beat him.

 

Best chance for Koepka to lose might be due to an injury from wild sex with his crazy wife...

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Bleeding out after being stabbed by her pointy knees and elbows, eh probably still worth it.

12 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So Augusta is more like a par 77 instead of 67 for BDC?

have to admit it is fun seeing rochambeau get his clock cleaned.  I like that he shows you can play golf different ways/swing different ways. it was the pretending he's the second coming of albert einstein that drives me nuts.

44 minutes ago, sidis said:

Brooks finally missed a putt and had to settle for a birdie.  🙄  good lord dude is firing.

He left a few putts really short on the back 9. Leaving the door cracked. 

13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

have to admit it is fun seeing rochambeau get his clock cleaned.  I like that he shows you can play golf different ways/swing different ways. it was the pretending he's the second coming of albert einstein that drives me nuts.

I don't know if you meant it this way, but when a buddy hits a particularly shitty shot I like to say "interesting, that's one way to play this hole. I've never thought of doing that."

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

And now they aren’t showing anything at all on any of their networks? What in the actual fuck?

Why does this shittastic joke of a network even have Day 1 and 2????

Dude, it's the Masters. Why are you trying to watch on TV? The app and/or website is the only way to go. 

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

It’s amazing how little actual golf ESPN can manage to show….

The TV broadcast hasn't started on ESPN -- they're not allowed to show much (if any) golf on ESPN until 2 central, I think. The only places to see live action is in the app, at Masters.com or on ESPN+.

Sad to see Jason Day leaking oil into the clubhouse. He's one of the few I think could stare down Koepka. It's looking like Rahm is going to have to be the one to chase him down. I don't see Hovland or the aggie amateur holding up, and all of the guys who are sitting at -4 or -5 better get to -8 to have a legit shot.

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Two damn good players are only 3 back and haven’t even teed off yet

Well they're 5 back right now and going to have their round interrupted by weather this afternoon. 

But you're right. I can't believe I thought Koepka was the obvious favorite and in the driver's seat. 

48 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

have to admit it is fun seeing rochambeau get his clock cleaned.  I like that he shows you can play golf different ways/swing different ways. it was the pretending he's the second coming of albert einstein that drives me nuts.

And did you know he went to SMU??  And he used to dress like his idol, Payne Stewart??  Who also went to SMU!!

5 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

And did you know he went to SMU??  And he used to dress like his idol, Payne Stewart??  Who also went to SMU!!

For about 5 seconds, I was picturing him dressed as Captain Kirk. Then I reread your post and laughed at my poor reading skills. 

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

It’s amazing how little actual golf ESPN can manage to show….

you know the Master live broadcast is awesome - meaning no commercials, and you can choose from groups, or look at any players scorecard and see every shot for every hole.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The Corps Turd now in solo second

He’s easy for me to root for—even though an aggy. I can’t imagine having my dad (lost him fairly early in my life) to Alzheimer’s so young. My aunt was diagnosed with the same disease but in mid sixties. His dad was diagnosed at 46 years old. So sad. Obviously I would prefer Jordan or Scottie to win it all…

Man Day really fucked that one off there at the end didn't he.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man Day really fucked that one off there at the end didn't he.

Double bogey-bogey-par-bogey finish -- woof

On a text chain with some buddies from kids' school. Scuttlebutt is that some kid at HP placed a $100 wager on Bennett to win the toonamint. Stands to win $200K if it happens.

I like the message/especially that I now understand how hard it was for his dad to have written that on paper. 
 

anyway I remember when my aunt was diagnosed and they said she’d have a year to a year and a half of good memory. They were right about that. Still rooting for Bennett to continue to play well. Tomorrow is pretty much going to be an interesting shitshow for everyone if the skies open up as expected. Anybody’s game? 

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