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6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

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chicks with cursive tattoos under their left titty put out. big time. i dunno when the memo got sent out, but it's amazing how many of these broads get the tacky ass cursive word(s) tattoo in that exact spot. it's basically a "do me" tattoo.

There’s titty?

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MSU is being sloppy and needs to stop fouling 

Have seen more 10 seconds calls this tournament than ever before.

I wish we’d start playing Sparty home-and-home again; they always brought a bunch of fans and were generally pretty cool….

31 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

And of course, to bring it back to the hardwood....

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This is some garbage officiating 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s titty?

Like two BB’s on a 2x4. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

This is some garbage officiating 

That one ref has money on Marquette 

Edited by JesusSweatDuck

Turn it on and see Shaka force a 10 second call. Recall in 6 years they never forced one at Texas. Immediately fill with rage all over again. 

5 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I wish we’d start playing Sparty home-and-home again; they always brought a bunch of fans and were generally pretty cool….

My first brush with them was '03 Regionals in SA, they were great and very complimentary of Texas as a whole.  Then again in Austin '05 Regionals and they were most gracious after the Regional Finals after that great double OT game vs. UK.  Have had a man crush on Izzo for years. 

33-28 Mich State over Shaka 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Marquette starting to take control and work its offense. Ugh

If I recall correctly, Texas under Shaka would always come back just to lose it at the end 

a)marquette has gotten away with at least four travels, and b)when i see shaka smart running way the hell out onto the court and puffing his chest out i am just so goddamn happy that his clown show is no longer my problem. god damn that dude is just a straight up clown. 

I am stunned how much unresolved rage I have towards Shaka Smart. I don't know him as a person, but as a coach I wish inhuman torture. It's going to make me miserable if they manage to pull out a win here.

Looking for Hoggard to make a big impact in the second half for Michigan State.

This SMC team is very…

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

This has turned into a great game. If Marquette can get anything from Kolek they might pull this out.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

This SMC team is very…

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

Yeah- they run an impressive white out. 

8 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I am stunned how much unresolved rage I have towards Shaka Smart. I don't know him as a person, but as a coach I wish inhuman torture. It's going to make me miserable if they manage to pull out a win here.

Looking for Hoggard to make a big impact in the second half for Michigan State.

Smart was a phony at Texas and said some shitty things after leaving.

St Marys has a cheerleader I would like to see on our Oline if we can coax her into the transfer portal. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Does she have a tattoo under her left breast?  

more like a christmas ham and a quarter barrel

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Smart was a phony at Texas and said some shitty things after leaving.

If he'd won a lot of games I wouldn't have minded. It was the sucking part for 6 years that really gets under my skin. I absolutely do not want to see him in the Sweet 16. Not this year. Not ever. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Does she have a tattoo under her left breast?  

 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

more like a christmas ham and a quarter barrel

 

Okay, but what about a tattoo?

Obviously not a popular opinion around these parts but I’m rooting for Marquette. 

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Smart was a phony at Texas and said some shitty things after leaving.

Wait. What did he say?

Also he’s gonna win this game FTR 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

 

Okay, but what about a tattoo?

Search party reports no breast.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ah, that Shaka offense of jacking up ill advised threes early in the shot clock

this post continues to hold up well

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Obviously not a popular opinion around these parts but I’m rooting for Marquette. 

 

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Classic flop! Lmao

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This SMC team is very…

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

What’s wrong with that man? 

56 minutes ago, Deej said:

Triggered. I asked for Star Wars figures for Christmas in the late 70’s and got that shit. Fuck off, Santa. 

i got both nah nah nyah nyah nah nah

This is some of the worst basketball I’ve seen this year.  How are these teams fighting for a spot in the sweet 16?

I’m guessing it was brought up when Shaka was at Texas, but damn if he doesn’t look like Alice the Goon from Popeye.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

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chicks with cursive tattoos under their left titty put out. big time. i dunno when the memo got sent out, but it's amazing how many of these broads get the tacky ass cursive word(s) tattoo in that exact spot. it's basically a "do me" tattoo.

But Captain Dan, she ain’t got no titties. 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Classic flop! Lmao

What’s wrong with that man? 

That depends....are you trying to win basketball championships or a "match this quote with this Friend's character" contest. 

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

But Captain Dan, she ain’t got no titties. 

She’s 21 but already looks like she somehow  got kicked off of “Real Housewives of East Lansing”.  

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

This is some of the worst basketball I’ve seen this year.  How are these teams fighting for a spot in the sweet 16?

surprised izzo hasn't locked this shit down

playing streetball is not izzo's style

burn clock, run a real offense

Marquette has done a nice job weathering the storm early on to be in this game. 

26 minutes ago, Blotto said:

more like a christmas ham and a quarter barrel

Can we go introduce her to Ketchum's ham guy?

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