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22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Timme's old man game is unparalleled. His commitment to the bit is admirable.   

He looks like the love child of Jason Segel and Seth Rogen.

I reallze there was exactly one lower seed that has won a game in the West, but I picked it and that region is perfect in my bracket.

I also picked Marquette and Zona to make the final 4 on the other side of the bracket 

 

i also realize…no one cares.

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ohh man how much money was lost on that bad beat??

0.7 seconds left and under the opponents basket?!  Gonzaga just letting that ball roll up the court, a quick grab and shoot.  That's about as bad a beat as they come.

For one exception a solid weekend of tournament action. 

3 Big East

3 SEC

2 Big 12

1 each - B1G, Pac 10, ACC, WCC, CUSA, AAC, Mountain West, Ivy

 

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I reallze there was exactly one lower seed that has won a game in the West, but I picked it and that region is perfect in my bracket.

I also picked Marquette and Zona to make the final 4 on the other side of the bracket 

 

i also realize…no one cares.

Picking a Shaka team to make the Final 4 more than offsets any choices you got right. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

3 Big East

3 SEC

2 Big 12

1 each - B1G, Pac 10, ACC, WCC, CUSA, AAC, Mountain West, Ivy

 

Probably 3 Big 12, 2 SEC if Self doesn't have a heart attack. 

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

11 different conferences in the S16. wow.

Cool af! 

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Probably 3 Big 12, 2 SEC if Self doesn't have a heart attack. 

Coming from a family with that type of surgery on the male side kinda glad Kansas didn’t advance (UT is better but) he needs to not be doing that. Just needs to relax and hopefully he will be ok. Blood clots are a huge deal after that. Standing on your feet screaming and scheming plays is bad for him.

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Coming from a family with that type of surgery on the male side kinda glad Kansas didn’t advance (UT is better but) he needs to not be doing that. Just needs to relax and hopefully he will be ok. Blood clots are a huge deal after that. Standing on your feet screaming and scheming plays is bad for him.

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3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I'm glad Avery Johnson clarified that you DON'T want to shoot an airball in that situation.  

There's only one time you WANT to shoot an airball.

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

George has definitely cost himself some money this tourney. 

I don't know about money but this was a very predictable result. I've been saying all year Baylor is much better without George and what does he do in the 2nd round? Shoots 1/10 and plays zero defense. 

I have no clue why Baylor continued to give him 25+ minutes a game but it cost them this season. Maybe he was promised those minutes? 

Honestly, I think we finished tied with Kansas in the Big 12 regular season if George doesn't get injured in Waco. 

Miami can beat Houston. They’re tough, physical, and athletic. Houston’s bully ball is not going to be something that throws Miami off like most teams. 

If we can beat Xavier it sets up nicely for the elite 8 because that Miami and UH game is going to be a war. Two of the most physical teams in the country.

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Ugh, the horns down thing. Every time I see it, I think this:

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Was i the only one to think Musselman looks like a clown taking his shirt off? I get they beat Kansas, but they have multiple McDonald's all-Americans on their team. If anything they underachieved during the regular season and should have played to a higher seed.

 

Just a little early for all that.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Probably 3 Big 12, 2 SEC if Self doesn't have a heart attack. 

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I kid. Glad he's presumably ok, not in a coma or not dead, or whatever.

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

If He Dies Ivan Drago GIF

 

I kid. Glad he's presumably ok, not in a coma or not dead, or whatever.

He cheated death, much like he cheats as a coach. 

What happened in the second half of the Kentucky game? They seemed to have things in hand early in the second half when I went to work out.

44 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Was i the only one to think Musselman looks like a clown taking his shirt off? I get they beat Kansas, but they have multiple McDonald's all-Americans on their team. If anything they underachieved during the regular season and should have played to a higher seed.

 

Just a little early for all that.

Not at all. I thought he looked like a total moron with that shtick. 

 

My fiance isn't into sports that much, but even she asked who the village idiot was on the scorer's table blinding everyone. I soon as I said that's the Arkansas HC, she laughed and said that makes perfect sense.

 

Still a great coach though.

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wait, is that from last night? Why in the fuck do that if you're playing Gonzaga in march madness.

That was not from last night

From our game against them in the Big 12 tourney.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

What happened in the second half of the Kentucky game? They seemed to have things in hand early in the second half when I went to work out.

So it was your fault!!  

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Was i the only one to think Musselman looks like a clown taking his shirt off? I get they beat Kansas, but they have multiple McDonald's all-Americans on their team. If anything they underachieved during the regular season and should have played to a higher seed.

 

Just a little early for all that.

It's weird, I'm glad he does stuff like that -- it's what makes college sports fun. But at the same time, there's no championship level coach that's going to do that sort of garbage. That's pure "we had a good upset and that's the highlight of our season" energy.

See: Herman, Tom; putting on an imaginary backpack to make fun of Mizzou

 

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Was i the only one to think Musselman looks like a clown taking his shirt off? I get they beat Kansas, but they have multiple McDonald's all-Americans on their team. If anything they underachieved during the regular season and should have played to a higher seed.

 

Just a little early for all that.

Nope.  He looked like a douchebag and a Napoleonic Complex made a redneck baby.

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wait, is that from last night? Why in the fuck do that if you're playing Gonzaga in march madness.

That was during the Big XII tourney but still…fuck em.

I thought this clip of Kevin Harlan calling the Virginia-Furman game was awesome.  Not only is Harlan's call great, but the reaction of the man in the red tie is like he's shellshocked.  His expressions are priceless.
 

 

 

How do you not recognize the Hedgehog Ron Jeremy?  

 

I've seen some shit... 

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23 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

 

Follow up:  the NCAA is capable of doing good things.  Not often, but they are capable:

 

 

 

I'm old so readily admit I don't understand Twitter all the way. But did Jomboy basically just see a video on Twitter, then post it as though he made it or found it instead of replying/retweeting?

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16 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Was i the only one to think Musselman looks like a clown taking his shirt off? I get they beat Kansas, but they have multiple McDonald's all-Americans on their team. If anything they underachieved during the regular season and should have played to a higher seed.

 

Just a little early for all that.

I thought it was great for the sport.  Don’t necessarily need to see Bob Huggins or Mark Adams do it, but risk is low.

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6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm old so readily admit I don't understand Twitter all the way. But did Jomboy basically just see a video on Twitter, then post it as though he made it or found it instead of replying/retweeting?

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This happens a lot on Twitter. 

20 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

It's weird, I'm glad he does stuff like that -- it's what makes college sports fun. But at the same time, there's no championship level coach that's going to do that sort of garbage. That's pure "we had a good upset and that's the highlight of our season" energy.

See: Herman, Tom; putting on an imaginary backpack to make fun of Mizzou

 

That was the greatest thing Tom Herman ever did here and our fans should celebrate that one shining moment. That Mizzou team was full of dipshits and morons who ran their mouths and we were right to mock them. 

34 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That was the greatest thing Tom Herman ever did here and our fans should celebrate that one shining moment. That Mizzou team was full of dipshits and morons who ran their mouths and we were right to mock them. 

No they should not.

Coaches should be above that.  If the players wanted to mock him, I'm all for that.  The coaches are supposed to be fucking adults.  

Tom Herman is, was and always will be a fucking clown. 

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No they should not.

Coaches should be above that.  If the players wanted to mock him, I'm all for that.  The coaches are supposed to be fucking adults.  

Exactly this. It was sophomoric. And that's not a good look for a coach.

On 3/20/2023 at 7:19 AM, Bevo said:

What happened in the second half of the Kentucky game? They seemed to have things in hand early in the second half when I went to work out.

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13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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but sadly, no. And the young women at the beach resorts are starting to call me sir.

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