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Fucking ugly win, but I'll take 4 more just like it

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  • dittohead
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    Just got back to the hotel from the game.     The horns down thing is worn, tired and boring at this point.  We live rent free in basically everyone's head in Iowa... and everywhere else.

  • Uncle Boobs
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    Let's fucking go.

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2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

What's up Rodney Terry haters

The timeout after PSUs 10 point run was perfect. Allen was playing out of control and the guards were not getting good shots for the team.

Coach made a good call and the proper adjustment to go back to the hottest hand in the game.

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people need to recognize the job that timmy allen (and dylan disu) did on defense tonight. allen wasn't great on offense, but it's because he was expending so much energy hatrassing one of the truly elite offensive playmakers in america. we do not win tonight without the defensive effort of those two guys, particularly timmy. honorable mention in this category goes to bishop's timely buckets and hunter's timely rebounds. so many little plays make such a big difference in these games. 

What I really take pleasure in is at least from an offensive standpoint we did exactly what stupid ass aggy should have done.  Now on defense they were fucked but it wasn't rocket science.  

Fuck. I was 17 last time PSU made the sweet 16. Also the last time they won a tournament game. I wanted this one. 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

people need to recognize the job that timmy allen (and dylan disu) did on defense tonight. allen wasn't great on offense, but it's because he was expending so much energy hatrassing one of the truly elite offensive playmakers in america. we do not win tonight without the defensive effort of those two guys, particularly timmy. honorable mention in this category goes to bishop's timely buckets and hunter's timely rebounds. so many little plays make such a big difference in these games. 

That is true. He played great defense especially down the stretch.  But he did have a 3 to 4 minute section there in the 2nd half where he went completely brain dead

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we never get any bracket luck..gonna have to do it the hard way.

We're the 2 seed. Luck would be us losing to Pitt.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My boys turn 14 on Monday. This is their first opportunity to see Texas play in the s16. 

My wife’s water broke while we were playing Stanford and I watched the Memphis game holding my daughter at Seton. I’m about to teach her to drive! It has been a looooong damn time. 

1 minute ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

For those of us not watching, how did Carr almost blow a 7 point lead with <11 secs to go?

Fouled a made 3 

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

What's up Rodney Terry haters

Nobody here hates Terry. We all want him to win the title. 

Settle down

Just when I didn’t think I could hate Penn St more - and then this game…,

Yeah, sweet baby Disu! Huge. Love this team’s ability to outperform even when key elements go cold.

Congratulations team and coaches.

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WHEW....  🤘

2 minutes ago, heso said:

Fuck. I was 17 last time PSU made the sweet 16. Also the last time they won a tournament game. I wanted this one. 

You guys are a bitch and a half. This is a really good Texas team and you almost punched us in the mouth and stole it. 

9 minutes ago, troph said:

He called the time out. Players play coaches can’t get them back in line until a TV time out or a called timeout.

he can't tell the guard on the court from the sideline? 

If Dylan's dad is tragically injured by falling off a horse or getting shot by a cattle rustler, I'll be there for the mom.  Because I'm nice like that.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

people need to recognize the job that timmy allen (and dylan disu) did on defense tonight. allen wasn't great on offense, but it's because he was expending so much energy hatrassing one of the truly elite offensive playmakers in america. we do not win tonight without the defensive effort of those two guys, particularly timmy. honorable mention in this category goes to bishop's timely buckets and hunter's timely rebounds. so many little plays make such a big difference in these games. 

For sure. I told my son's aau coach this today. He has PSU winning because of the offense and how they did a&m. I told him Texas would play much better D on PSUs two lead scorers.

Disu did in this game what Edey and Purdue failed to do yesterday. If they can't match your big inside then punish them over and over. 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

fouled on a 3 that they made for a 4 point play. 

after missing the front end of a 1&1

4 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Let's fucking go.b96c74c310a5a04edfee9a0c0fb0b7d5.jpgaa1f2cd4d8f15182bcb832722c20f6a1.jpg5d53737aa4567c06ceabcc1485aaefeb.jpg1a123ee38c2ecfe17b7e1566676bc779.jpg³7f7f1019dc738c075625932839ae9384.jpg

Were you eating pussy the whole time? Legend.

Great D! Love seeing different Horns on O step up. Rice in game 1, Disu game 2. 
Keep it going b

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What I really take pleasure in is at least from an offensive standpoint we did exactly what stupid ass aggy should have done.  Now on defense they were fucked but it wasn't rocket science.  

not everyone can have the Great Buzz Williams on their sideline.

We were 3/6 from the Ft line in the 1st 39 minutes and made 1 three pointer all game and somehow managed to win. That doesn’t happen in modern basketball. Almost impossible. 

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25 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Timmy Allen is a liability.

 

23 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Allen hasn't been great maybe get bishop on the floor instead. 

 

22 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Timmy Allen is a fucking dumpster fire

 

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

Take out Allen, holy fuck;.

 

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He’s fucking lost. Bench his ass 

 

22 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Timmy Allen needs to sit.  He has been bad.  

 

21 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Hunter sucking ass.

Allen sucking ass.

But let’s keep on playing them.

 

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Roughly 6 points directly by Allen’s idiocy 

 

21 minutes ago, bluto said:

TA can fuck right the fuck off back to being in street clothes

These quotes need to be highlighted for stupidity. Basketball is streaky. Players get hot, players go cold.

TA has been the heart and soul of this team all season, and he showed it tonight by playing excellent defense against a very strong and talented player who was basically allowed to get away with an offensive foul on half of his drives. Pickett was just 5-of-13 from the floor and was responsible for seven of Pedd State's nine turnovers with only two assists.

In contrast, Timmy scored almost as many points (9 to 11) and had three assists to offset those two untimely turnovers.

All of y'all fucking suck and maybe should pick a different sport to watch. @Js1 you especially should own up cuz you're normally better than this.

Seriously, y'all need to man up or go watch quidditch. Same for those hating on Rice for a poor shooting day or calling ballgame the moment PSU went up by 3. Just stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

5 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

For those of us not watching, how did Carr almost blow a 7 point lead with <11 secs to go?

Fouled a Pederast State player.

Don't make a shit.

fouled on a 3 that they made for a 4 point play. 

Right after he missed the front end of a 1 and 1
6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

people need to recognize the job that timmy allen (and dylan disu) did on defense tonight. allen wasn't great on offense, but it's because he was expending so much energy hatrassing one of the truly elite offensive playmakers in america. we do not win tonight without the defensive effort of those two guys, particularly timmy. honorable mention in this category goes to bishop's timely buckets and hunter's timely rebounds. so many little plays make such a big difference in these games. 

That Pickett kid was all arm bars and shoulders down low, and didn’t get called for any of them. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

We were 3/6 from the Ft line in the 1st 39 minutes and made 1 three pointer all game and somehow managed to win. That doesn’t happen in modern basketball. Almost impossible. 

Yes but…Disu

We have so many weapons that we can still win when a few of them go cold in a game. It's been a while since Texas has fielded such a talented roster.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he can't tell the guard on the court from the sideline? 

Sure and I’m sure he did or maybe he didn’t but shit man we fucking won and down the stretch he called the right approach.  Tell him to take a hike at the end of the season but damn he just called a helluva last 5 mins against one of the hottest teams in college basketball.  
 

some of you would be pissed if your wives gave you a blow job right now. 

Yeah it was close at the end and they had a lull or two but Texas exerted their will on Child Molester U the whole game. Fucking great defensive 1st half and clutch 1 on 1 defense several times late. Awesome shit.

 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We were 3/6 from the Ft line in the 1st 39 minutes and made 1 three pointer all game and somehow managed to win. That doesn’t happen in modern basketball. Almost impossible. 

agreed, unless you have Dylan Disu.  We scored 71 points also.  Back to the Future.

Nice to find a way late to get back the lead quickly, then execute on consecutive trips offensively to extend the lead...

Gutsy effort in final 4 minutes!!!  🤘

8 minutes ago, heso said:

Fuck. I was 17 last time PSU made the sweet 16. Also the last time they won a tournament game. I wanted this one. 

Well too fucking bad!!!!! 
 

 

had to

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These quotes need to be highlighted for stupidity. Basketball is streaky. Players get hot, players go cold.

TA has been the heart and soul of this team all season, and he showed it tonight by playing excellent defense against a very strong and talented player who was basically allowed to get away with an offensive foul on half of his drives. Pickett was just 5-of-13 from the floor and was responsible for seven of Pedd State's nine turnovers with only two assists.

In contrast, Timmy scored almost as many points (9 to 11) and had three assists to offset those two untimely turnovers.

All of y'all fucking suck and maybe should pick a different sport to watch. @Js1 you especially should own up cuz you're normally better than this.

Seriously, y'all need to man up or go watch quidditch. Same for those hating on Rice for a poor shooting day or calling ballgame the moment PSU went up by 3. Just stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

His D was the cornerstone of the win. No doubt. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Sure and I’m sure he did or maybe he didn’t but shit man we fucking won and down the stretch he called the right approach.  Tell him to take a hike at the end of the season but damn he just called a helluva last 5 mins against one of the hottest teams in college basketball.  
 

some of you would be pissed if your wives gave you a blow job right now. 

I fully agree he told them to quit fucking around at the TO.

Just now, troph said:

His D was the cornerstone of the win. No doubt. 

Made some mistakes but his D at the end was so clutch. I hope he forgives me 

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We committed just five turnovers all game. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You guys are a bitch and a half. This is a really good Texas team and you almost punched us in the mouth and stole it. 

Counterpoint: Fuck Child Diddler University every fucking time.

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