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#153
2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I hope it's not dicky v calling the game tonight.

I don’t care who calls the game but if I see that goddam MJ and Bugs Bunny commercial one more time I’m gonna hang myself…

#156

Somebody tell me who we’d rather face so I know who to cheer for in this Miami/Houston white trash festival.  

#158
1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Somebody tell me who we’d rather face so I know who to cheer for in this Miami/Houston white trash festival.  

I thought we always rooted for an asteroid in these situations.

#159
27 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

I used to hate parallel parking. Me too. emoji35.pngemoji35.pngemoji35.pngemoji35.pngemoji35.png

My car will parallel park for me but it’s easier to park the damn thing myself then to figure out that mumbo jumbo.  Now get off my lawn and back to our regular scheduled programming.  

#163
1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Have you watched a tournament game on television since 1991? 

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#164

I have it on good authority from my Uber driver today that Xavier has no business being in the tourney. His tip is pending.

#165

My brain is saying this is going to be a game, probably because I have seen us start slow and sloppy a lot.
But my balls are saying we’re going to run these want-to-be pansies off the court in one of those fun games.

#171

LFG!!!

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

🤘🏼🤘🏼

🤘🏼

#173
Just now, SKA the boss said:

Are we really about to be the highest seeded team in the tournament?

Don’t jinx us dude…

#179
Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Game thread got locked?

Got locked up 5hrs ago

10hrs ago. Whatever 

#185
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Why do we have 2 threads?

This is the thread to get all your jinx posts out. The official thread is started by Derka and he’s been on a roll for Texas starting threads.

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#186
Why do we have 2 threads?

1 Surly
2 Derka
3 Because you touch yourself at night
4 All of the above

All are acceptable answers
#187
8 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

This is the thread to get all your jinx posts out. The official thread is started by Derka and he’s been on a roll for Texas starting threads.

Ball game

#188
20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

When was the last time a number one seed didn’t make the elite 8

Never

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