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2 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Just wait till Ted Cruz makes his move....

I heard he hired Cumbridge Anallicktica

Is there rep? Because I don't want to admit I miss Hugo. 

10 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Is there rep? Because I don't want to admit I miss Hugo. 

The reaction 'thanks' seems to be the rep

 

20 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Is there rep? Because I don't want to admit I miss Hugo. 

Like him or not, he certainly got things started.

Now how do I put him on ignore?

Edited by Jimbaround

When do we start the Hillary will never be president thread 

3 minutes ago, Washpark said:

When do we start the Hillary will never be president thread 

Those posters are probably still on the old site trying to collaborate with the new owner.

Ban lomghornmatt for mentioning those that should not be named.

Edited by Brew

32 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I will invite Epi Quinn and Swam to do the honors.

They're probably Team Kevin.

Fellow colleagues, distinguished members of the press, ladies and gentlemen
I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thank each and every one of you
For joining us at this particular event
It is my hope that we can utilize this meeting of the minds
To successfully convey the essence of our platform to you, a grand and noble audience

As I look out among the faces, I reflect
Taking console in the words of Franklin Delano Roosevelt who said,
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you
May not be who they appear to be, so take precaution

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, this is true
Many a young person has fallen prey to the substances that alter the perspective
Of any right thinking individual
The problem with the youth today is, because of their inexperience with the world,
They cannot attempt to grasp the ideals set forth by myself and those who preceded me
But, as history has show, they will come around and embrace our philosophies
And become model citizens in their own right, God Bless this great nation

Board name should be changed to the Linoleum Club.

Too late.  It sucks already.  Has swam made it across the pond?

This board will suck until Bama Chick makes t over, IMO.

Yeah, he was a bit late though because he took a detour through your mom.

I'm willing to make that sacrifice to ensure that he sticks around.

I tried to "like" your post wildcat, but "Sorry, you cannot add any more reactions today."

The man is trying to keep me down.

Has anyone here heard whether or not Hillary will ever be President?

Just asking questions.

What's the ratio gonna be on same username or different handle? I gotta know who/what we're dealing with up in here.

14 hours ago, MajorTexasFan said:

It is quite civil around here so far.

Fuck you, you:

 

__ Mouth Breathing, Racist, Nazi Trumpkin 

 

__ Tree Hugging, Libtard Muslim Loving Cuck

 

__ Gary Johnson Voter

14 hours ago, MajorTexasFan said:

It is quite civil around here so far.

fuck that noise.

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Fuck you, you:

 

__ Mouth Breathing, Racist, Nazi Trumpkin 

 

__ Tree Hugging, Libtard Muslim Loving Cuck

 

__ Gary Johnson Voter

You forgot the SEC is the greatest football conference in the history of football conferences......

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You forgot the SEC is the greatest football conference in the history of football conferences......

We're a Baseball Conference.   Oh, and Gymnastics and Track and field.

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

How do I turn on ignore?

Change your username to "Swam4texas"

15 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

too late, it sucks

Truer words have never been posted.  

13 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

Truer words have never been posted.  

It didn't take long, but I thought it would last a little bit longer than it did.

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I'm just another refugee. 

Every time I look at your username I see workswithweed

Not that anyone gives a shit, but I made it over.  When's the first Surly Liberal Cabal meeting?

5 hours ago, Newdoc said:

What's the ratio gonna be on same username or different handle? I gotta know who/what we're dealing with up in here.

What if there's a terrible transporter malfunction that grafts different parts of different posters together?

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What if there's a terrible transporter malfunction that grafts different parts of different posters together?

Let’s graft Swam and Hugo together “Swam4Stiltz”. The explosion would be glorious and likely take out half the country’s servers.

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