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  • Goo Punch
    Goo Punch

    True story, I went to check my team and saw that Jorge Soler was 2/2 with a HR and 2 RBI in the first inning and I said, “Holy shit, which chump in this league has the O’s starting pitcher tonight?”,

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  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    Aaaaand we are back. 

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so i may miss the draft tomorrow night.  is there not a way to prerank the players that i'd like the computer to autodraft for me?

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

so i may miss the draft tomorrow night.  is there not a way to prerank the players that i'd like the computer to autodraft for me?

Yes, you can set up your own pre-rankings in your team page.

is this the dork convention?

 

also I forgot which thread Butthole Drumsticks came from back at the other shitpile

 

i remember reading it.  i assume some thread on nasty's.  maybe something from the lol thread?

im really prepared.  deep sleepers.  players that will get hurt in april and ruin the season.  rougie in the third.  yall are fucked.

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19 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

so i may miss the draft tomorrow night.  is there not a way to prerank the players that i'd like the computer to autodraft for me?

i'll be there.  you guys are so boned.

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i'm pretty content.  definitely looking more forward to baseball season now.

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also i just started a payment update thread on the league page.  my paypal address is listed there.

I will be working on the schedule today and tomorrow. Going on vacation on Thursday so I might need some help updating the future weeks schedules. 

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so we're just not doing a 4th outfielder?

Yeah I tried to change it before the draft last night but it was locked. Now it say we have to reset the draft to add positions. 

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7 hours ago, Fawesome said:

I will be working on the schedule today and tomorrow. Going on vacation on Thursday so I might need some help updating the future weeks schedules. 

i can help if needed, but you should be able to just update the schedule through your vacation and then do the rest of it when you get back.

Someone peep this. 

 

SCHEDULES BY WEEK

Week #1

Clown Question Bros  at         Reigning Champ

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Juicy Juicemaster J

Bring me my baseball pants   at         Chest Rockwell

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Pickle Rick       at         The Mortiest Morty

Raging Kluber  at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #2

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Reigning Champ

Bring me my baseball pants   at         Clown Question Bros

Chest Rockwell           at         This Team Sucks !!!

Raging Kluber  at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

FAKE NEWS!!! at         The Mortiest Morty

Butthole Drumsticks   at         Pickle Rick

 

Week #3

Chest Rockwell           at         Clown Question Bros

Reigning Champ          at         This Team Sucks !!!

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Bring me my baseball pants

Pickle Rick       at         FAKE NEWS!!!

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Butthole Drumsticks

The Mortiest Morty    at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #4

Clown Question Bros  at         Juicy Juicemaster J

Reigning Champ          at         Chest Rockwell

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Bring me my baseball pants

The Mortiest Morty    at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

Raging Kluber  at         Pickle Rick

FAKE NEWS!!! at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #5

Bring me my baseball pants   at         Reigning Champ

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Clown Question Bros

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Chest Rockwell

Pickle Rick       at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

Butthole Drumsticks   at         The Mortiest Morty

FAKE NEWS!!! at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #6

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Clown Question Bros

The Mortiest Morty    at         Juicy Juicemaster J

Pickle Rick       at         This Team Sucks !!!

Raging Kluber  at         Bring me my baseball pants

Reigning Champ          at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Chest Rockwell           at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #7

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Reigning Champ

Raging Kluber  at         Chest Rockwell

Bring me my baseball pants   at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Clown Question Bros  at         The Mortiest Morty

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Pickle Rick

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #8

The Mortiest Morty    at         Reigning Champ

Pickle Rick       at         Clown Question Bros

Butthole Drumsticks   at         Juicy Juicemaster J

FAKE NEWS!!! at         Chest Rockwell

Bring me my baseball pants   at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #9

FAKE NEWS!!! at         This Team Sucks !!!

The Mortiest Morty    at         Bring me my baseball pants

Chest Rockwell           at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

Reigning Champ          at         Pickle Rick

Clown Question Bros  at         Butthole Drumsticks

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #10

Butthole Drumsticks   at         Reigning Champ

Raging Kluber  at         Clown Question Bros

FAKE NEWS!!! at         Juicy Juicemaster J

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         This Team Sucks !!!

Chest Rockwell           at         The Mortiest Morty

Bring me my baseball pants   at         Pickle Rick

 

Week #11

Pickle Rick       at         Chest Rockwell

Butthole Drumsticks   at         Bring me my baseball pants

Clown Question Bros  at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

This Team Sucks !!!     at         The Mortiest Morty

Reigning Champ          at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #12

Reigning Champ          at         Clown Question Bros

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         This Team Sucks !!!

Chest Rockwell           at         Bring me my baseball pants

FAKE NEWS!!! at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

The Mortiest Morty    at         Pickle Rick

Butthole Drumsticks   at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #13

Reigning Champ          at         Juicy Juicemaster J

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Chest Rockwell

Clown Question Bros  at         Bring me my baseball pants

The Mortiest Morty    at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Pickle Rick       at         Butthole Drumsticks

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #14

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Reigning Champ

Bring me my baseball pants   at         Juicy Juicemaster J

Clown Question Bros  at         Chest Rockwell

Butthole Drumsticks   at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

Raging Kluber  at         The Mortiest Morty

FAKE NEWS!!! at         Pickle Rick

 

Week #15

Chest Rockwell           at         Reigning Champ

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Clown Question Bros

Bring me my baseball pants   at         This Team Sucks !!!

Butthole Drumsticks   at         FAKE NEWS!!!

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         The Mortiest Morty

Pickle Rick       at         Raging Kluber

 

Week #16

Chest Rockwell           at         Juicy Juicemaster J

Clown Question Bros  at         This Team Sucks !!!

Reigning Champ          at         Bring me my baseball pants

Raging Kluber  at         FAKE NEWS!!!

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Pickle Rick

The Mortiest Morty    at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #17

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Clown Question Bros

The Mortiest Morty    at         Juicy Juicemaster J

Pickle Rick       at         This Team Sucks !!!

Raging Kluber  at         Bring me my baseball pants

Reigning Champ          at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Chest Rockwell           at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #18

The Mad Fat Chick Killer         at         Reigning Champ

Raging Kluber  at         Chest Rockwell

Bring me my baseball pants   at         FAKE NEWS!!!

Clown Question Bros  at         The Mortiest Morty

Juicy Juicemaster J      at         Pickle Rick

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Butthole Drumsticks

 

Week #19

The Mortiest Morty    at         Reigning Champ

Pickle Rick       at         Clown Question Bros

Butthole Drumsticks   at         Juicy Juicemaster J

FAKE NEWS!!! at         Chest Rockwell

Bring me my baseball pants   at         The Mad Fat Chick Killer

This Team Sucks !!!     at         Raging Kluber

 

22 hours ago, Fawesome said:

Yeah I tried to change it before the draft last night but it was locked. Now it say we have to reset the draft to add positions. 

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well here we are gentlemen, at the beginning of another season.  i wish you all the best of luck this fine year.

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

well here we are gentlemen, at the beginning of another season.  i wish you all the best of luck this fine year.

I hope you get super gonorrhea

 

If Rocko is Derka, then who is Rocko?

And in reality wouldn't Derka go back to his real name of Derka Derka? So then who is Goo Punch claiming to be Derka?

52 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so if derka is now "goo punch" then who the f is "derka"?

TheFlagship

Edited by Goo Punch

What if it's TheFlagship posting as Goo Punch?

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