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I didn't pick up any Rangers this year...makes me sad on multiple levels. 

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    True story, I went to check my team and saw that Jorge Soler was 2/2 with a HR and 2 RBI in the first inning and I said, “Holy shit, which chump in this league has the O’s starting pitcher tonight?”,

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    Planet Houston

    Aaaaand we are back. 

I’m Butthole Drumsticks

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i don't know if most of you missed the post on the espn league page or are just slackers, but payments (full or partial) can be send via paypal/venmo to cade747@gmail.com.  the post on the league page will be updated every time someone pays.

Gregory Polanco went 1-1 with 4 walks tonight. How often does a player get walked four times? Gotta be pretty damned rare. 

I do not know. But didi had 8 rbi today. Expect a dl assignment tomorrow. 

Well he wasn’t even the only guy to walk four times yesterday, Harper did too. But it’s still pretty fucking rare. 

8 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

my "offense" the last 3 days:

12/73, 0 hr, 2 rbi's, 8 runs scored

i can help fix that.  make me an offer

first week in the books, hows everybody feel?

I won't be able to really have a feeling about my team until fewer than 5 guys are hurt.  Feeling banged up.

11 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

why do some of my players have middle names now?

They're assassins? 

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6 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

first week in the books, hows everybody feel?

not feeling great about my decision to take kershaw over harper.

4 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Playing against both Kluber and Verlander today. Aaawwweeesssoome!

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18 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Playing against both Kluber and Verlander today. Aaawwweeesssoome!

Blake Snell come on down! Through 1.25 days of our matchup PH has 19 IP, 6 H, 4 BB, 28 k, 0 ER. Hats off to you, that’s some pitching right there.

that seems pretty good

I can’t believe that bum Snell gave up a run. Now 21 IP, one ER. 

Luckily for Derka, my offense that isn’t on the DL has been shittastic. 

I start three Cubs, two Indians, and one White Sox player. Gotta love missing, what, 13-15 games this week due to weather? Yeesh.

Remembering how much I hate ESPNs sub rules. Game is PPD, the start time should be removed as a locked game. Fucking Shitcago weather.

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yes, locking postponed players is the dumbest fucking thing in the world.

well it locks it after the scheduled gametime, right?  it doesn't lock them at start of the day i didn't think.

well it locks it after the scheduled gametime, right?  it doesn't lock them at start of the day i didn't think.


Yep. It locks when the game starts. My feeling is, if the game doesn’t start, then the start time should be removed.

ill email mike tirico and see what he can do.

ill email mike tirico and see what he can do.


Thanks, Dude.

Someone better do them.

Or else.

Also Derka never try to trade Dud Norris to an Astros fan


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Someone better do them.

Or else.

Also Derka never try to trade Dud Norris to an Astros fan


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Or to a Cards fan...

Lmao.

 

Also, glad to see that the app is in mid-season form. My shit crashes every 20 seconds, which is just awesome.

Lmao.
 
Also, glad to see that the app is in mid-season form. My shit crashes every 20 seconds, which is just awesome.


Every morning it takes me three tries to make moves.

I don’t mind doing the power rankings myself, I just don’t know how to do it efficiently. Does anyone know what enjay used to do them? 

On 3/30/2018 at 1:39 PM, henrygandorf said:

i am the mortiest morty.

Thought you were changing that?

On 4/21/2018 at 11:13 AM, Goo Punch said:

I don’t mind doing the power rankings myself, I just don’t know how to do it efficiently. Does anyone know what enjay used to do them? 

you have well above average batting but could improve your pitching a bit, overall predicted to be in the top 5

17 homers in a week. Is that good? Think I remember seein 20+ last year. 

Tom Emanski is very disappointed in my team.  So is the Crime Dog.

Coming into this week my pitching staff had been crushing it. How’s an 8.61 ERA, 2.04 WHIP, 0-win, 0-save week sound? Ugh.

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