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  • Goo Punch
    Goo Punch

    True story, I went to check my team and saw that Jorge Soler was 2/2 with a HR and 2 RBI in the first inning and I said, “Holy shit, which chump in this league has the O’s starting pitcher tonight?”,

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  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    Aaaaand we are back. 

Boy am I glad that all 40 trade offers I made involving Jose Martinez got turned down this week.

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Boy am I glad that all 40 trade offers I made involving Jose Martinez got turned down this week.

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I didn’t turn one down, but you are welcome on behalf of the league.

I didn’t throw him at you? Thought I did. Hmmm...guess it all worked out.

Welp, looks like I fucked up big time and let BO (and the rest of you’s) off the hook. Vladdy Jr’s “tweaked hammy” turned out to be a patellar tendon injury. I had a game changing offer on the table from BO after a lengthy but professional haggling session, and I ended up turning it down because I decided that I just didn’t *need* to make a move. I honestly would have felt bad for BO had the trade gone through, but hey- now I’m the mofo with the Enron stock- them’s the breaks.

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Not sure Martinez would have made a difference for me this week. Feel free to do the math and tell me otherwise. Sorry. 

I didn’t throw him at you? Thought I did. Hmmm...guess it all worked out.



I tried a few weeks back to get him, but you declined the trade. Good call on your part

D.. thanks for the offer..but I really love Max. No homo. Also on vacation and not always in range so it took a day to respond.

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This year I’ve dropped Mike Foltynewicz, Dave Mengden, Myles Mikolas, and Dylan Bundy, among others. Just dropped em. Somebody stop me.

I hate to say it but if Ross Stripling would have gone to Texas I never ever ever would have traded him .Dude he been Max Scehrzer Light thisbseason. Absolute money. 

If anyone needs relief pitching I have six RP who k two guys for every IP and basically don't give up runs. Only one of them is a closer though. Holler at me if you're in the market.

A starter. Willing to trade 2-for-1 and no one is off limits, including my closer Hand and man crush Hader.

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hit the "insert other media" button in the bottom right corner, then "insert image from URL" then just copy and past the address of the image into it.

hit the "insert other media" button in the bottom right corner, then "insert image from URL" then just copy and past the address of the image into it.


I was trying that with the Imgur link, but the box kept flashing red. Counting it as being tired as fuck.

Did our posts get deleted? I can’t see anything now on Tapa?

 

Edit: now showing up again.

I can see it now on my computer. I'm sending out some offers based on these rankings.

I will try to pick the rankings up each Monday morning.

I cant see it anywhere

On 6/12/2018 at 5:57 PM, Goo Punch said:

This year I’ve dropped Mike Foltynewicz, Dave Mengden, Myles Mikolas, and Dylan Bundy, among others. Just dropped em. Somebody stop me.

to be fair, didn't you pick up all those guys as well?  it's not like they were your top draft picks.

Anyone else not able to use the app? It opens but shuts immediately on me.

Ok I saw it. My team stinks

Anyone else not able to use the app? It opens but shuts immediately on me.

Second time uninstalling got me workin again.
15 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

to be fair, didn't you pick up all those guys as well?  it's not like they were your top draft picks.

Drafted 3/4. Mengden was an add.

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well i thought i drafted the other three. maybe not. don't have a computer, can't check. 

looks like you drafted bundy.  you then dropped him, and added him again, then dropped him right away.

folty you added very early and dropped pretty fast.  mikolas you added very early and dropped after like two days.

mengden you picked up and kept for about 24 hours.  he's a free agent again, so have at it.

my team is blowing ass right now, so i'm busting balls.

Don't worry. This is the point in the week where my team falls apart. It's already started tonight.

Is 17 ER in 14.2 IP good? 

 

Is Pete Rose coaching any of these games? 

I myself had a good week. Let us raise our drinks and huzzah each other. 

Don't worry. I play numbers this week. He'll push my shit back in. 

So the stats from today’s completion of the Nats-Yanks game that started in May don’t count? That’s pretty ridiculous. 

i'm getting pretty tired of the Atlanta Braves. 

 

edit. the good news is that i was mistakenly looking at NL's team. Ended Inciarte did not have 3 hits, 3 runs, and 3 rbi against me.

 

the bad news is that i'm playing BO whose team got 12 hits with 2 bombs and 9 rbi. just now figured that out.

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