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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    From what I'm hearing lately about the greatest threat to our children, groomers, and all that.....all of those guys must be drag queens.  Right?

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    They wear the label and wave the flag more ostentatiously than anyone.  In short, the louder someone proclaims their special status as a "Christian," the less likely they are to do the one thing that

  • Beau Vine
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#802

I wonder how often these women get caught at church, and then some pastor turns around and just blackmails the predator into doing whatever THEY want. I feel like the percentage has to be well above zero. 

#804
On 4/26/2024 at 7:02 AM, Pancho said:
Wisconsin police officer & school resource officer, Steven Rosales, who was originally arrested for sexual misconduct with a student, has now been charged with bestiality involving his family’s golden retriever.

 

Run away, rabbit!

#805
On 4/20/2024 at 10:56 AM, tx 3 putt said:
New: Seattle police shoot and kill a 67-year-old pedoph*le who showed up at a hotel to meet up with two girls, 7 and 11 years old.This is how it’s done 🔥Seattle officers were waiting inside the hotel room when the man arrived.When the police officers answered the door, the…

Glad he didn’t murder anyone

Found a clip with all 3 officers bodycams...
 


Best part is Officer #3 going full tilt 9mm castration mode blasting the pedo repeatedly straight in the junk LMFAO

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#807

SixtyFuckingFive !!!

Georgia baptist church deacon, Jerry Heflin, has been arrested on 65 charges of child rape.

 

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#808
Michigan planning commission vice-president, Seth Waxman, has been arrested for attempting to solicit a child in Indiana.Waxman showed up to meet a 13 year old girl with generic Viagra & Plan B.


 

don’t go generic on the plan B !

#810
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Michigan planning commission vice-president, Seth Waxman, has been arrested for attempting to solicit a child in Indiana.Waxman showed up to meet a 13 year old girl with generic Viagra & Plan B.

Looks like he's predicting his future.

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#811
Church pastor in The Woodlands accused of distributing child porn https://t.co/2XnEYVxrO1


 

#814
On 5/8/2024 at 9:46 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Michigan planning commission vice-president, Seth Waxman, has been arrested for attempting to solicit a child in Indiana.Waxman showed up to meet a 13 year old girl with generic Viagra & Plan B.


 

don’t go generic on the plan B !

 

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#815
19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Church pastor in The Woodlands accused of distributing child porn https://t.co/2XnEYVxrO1


 

Think about how much worse this is going to get at Texas schools now that chaplains/ministers be school counselors.

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/04/05/texas-school-counselors-chaplains/#:~:text=A new Texas law allows,under a new Texas law.

 

 

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#817
Missouri department of public safety officer, Brian Robinson, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for the rape of an 8 year old child.

with some states passing crazy laws, when will someone say it wasn’t rape because she’s my bride ?

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#819

Can the military bring him to trial ?

Texas retired Air Force General, Mike McClendon, has been arrested for the continuous rape of a child under the age of 14.

 

#820

^

I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking.  It's in bad taste, I get it.  

But you know he told the kids he raped that it was okay because he was obviously a Muppet.  

#824
57 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Hey, uh, want to meet up at the midnight rodeo?

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/05/14/general-counsel-for-houston-livestock-show-and-rodeo-accused-of-online-solicitation-of-minor/

 

Trolling on-line?  What could possibly go wrong?  Do they no understand or are they just that brazen and crazed?

Good to know Chris Hansen is still going strong. 
 

Interesting bio. Gatekeepers is a pretty good committee if you’re working shifts at the stadium. What’s interesting is that he dropped after 4 years, and he was hired as general counsel of the big show 10 years later. 
 

South Texas Law has already scrubbed their website. 
 

His life is almost certainly over. 

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#825

How about you close this fucking place as it’s a threat to public safety !!!!!!!

Michigan evangelical pastor, Randy Saylor, has been arrested for the rape of a child under the age of 13.Saylor is the 3rd church leader from Living Word Church to be charged with child sex crimes.

 

#826
12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How about you close this fucking place as it’s a threat to public safety !!!!!!!

Michigan evangelical pastor, Randy Saylor, has been arrested for the rape of a child under the age of 13.Saylor is the 3rd church leader from Living Word Church to be charged with child sex crimes.

 

Sorry, best I can do is arson of a bar that once hosted a drag show.

#827
21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

How about you close this fucking place as it’s a threat to public safety !!!!!!!

Michigan evangelical pastor, Randy Saylor, has been arrested for the rape of a child under the age of 13.Saylor is the 3rd church leader from Living Word Church to be charged with child sex crimes.

 

I'magine after having a second pastor arrested for sex crimes, thinking "Well, you know, I still think this is a safe place for my family."

#828
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'magine after having a second pastor arrested for sex crimes, thinking "Well, you know, I still think this is a safe place for my family."

Well you just need to have a little more faith that they won't rape your child!

#829
On 5/3/2024 at 4:45 PM, Pimphand said:

Found a clip with all 3 officers bodycams...
 


Best part is Officer #3 going full tilt 9mm castration mode blasting the pedo repeatedly straight in the junk LMFAO

What is that puff of smoke at the end? The demons leaving his body?

#830
Ryan Hoffart, 25, has been charged w indecency with a child exposure and one charge of indecency with a child sexual contact, each comes with a 50k bond.https://t.co/8wGIJgTHz7

 

#832
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
Ryan Hoffart, 25, has been charged w indecency with a child exposure and one charge of indecency with a child sexual contact, each comes with a 50k bond.https://t.co/8wGIJgTHz7

 

Man.....GODDAMNED DRAG QUEENS!  AMIRITE????

#833
On 5/3/2024 at 3:45 PM, Pimphand said:

Found a clip with all 3 officers bodycams...
 


Best part is Officer #3 going full tilt 9mm castration mode blasting the pedo repeatedly straight in the junk LMFAO

“Officers rendered aid. The subject was declared deceased at the scene.”

Hard to fix 55 bullet holes. 

#834
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Ryan Hoffart, 25, has been charged w indecency with a child exposure and one charge of indecency with a child sexual contact, each comes with a 50k bond.https://t.co/8wGIJgTHz7

 

I’ve heard so many hardcore religious types talk about how only religion creates morals but that doesn’t stop them. I’ve also noticed that more than a few youth counselors end up marrying one of the former youths and they swear that they didn’t start dating until she was 18. 

#836
10 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

are you an actual attorney or a play pretend? you appear to be fascinated with play pretend…

I dunno, man.....I have been told incessantly that drag queens are grooming our kids to go all pedophile on them, and we all need more Jesus.....but goshdarnit, it seems like the Jesus crowd are actually the real groomers molesting our kids.  I'm just floored by this turn of events, and it has me all topsy-turvy and discombobulated.

But I do on occasion pretend to be an attorney.  I even bought a proper suit, so I could dress the part....

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#837
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, man.....I have been told incessantly that drag queens are grooming our kids to go all pedophile on them, and we all need more Jesus.....but goshdarnit, it seems like the Jesus crowd are actually the real groomers molesting our kids.  I'm just floored by this turn of events, and it has me all topsy-turvy and discombobulated.

But I do on occasion pretend to be an attorney.  I even bought a proper suit, so I could dress the part....

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The resemblance is uncanny.

#839
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, man.....I have been told incessantly that drag queens are grooming our kids to go all pedophile on them, and we all need more Jesus.....but goshdarnit, it seems like the Jesus crowd are actually the real groomers molesting our kids.  I'm just floored by this turn of events, and it has me all topsy-turvy and discombobulated.

But I do on occasion pretend to be an attorney.  I even bought a proper suit, so I could dress the part....

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Thought you'd be taller ...

#841
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Thought you’d be bigger.

That's where I was going. But Pesci is shooooooooooooooooort. Like barely 5-feet, and tone deaf (he's got music out there; listen to it, I dare you!).

#842
24 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That's where I was going. But Pesci is shooooooooooooooooort. Like barely 5-feet, and tone deaf (he's got music out there; listen to it, I dare you!).

#843
8 hours ago, MrX said:

“Officers rendered aid. The subject was declared deceased at the scene.”

Hard to fix 55 bullet holes. 

Only because they couldn't put 56 (or 100 more) in him...

#844
Lawrence “Clay” Hopkins, 57, former Rollingbrook Fellowship & First Baptist Church College Station pastor, pled guilty to online solicitation of a minor for sex & has been sentenced to only 90 days in jail & 8 years probation.https://t.co/6fjV9pRv4Y

 

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#845

It never stops. He must moonlight as a drag queen …..

Washington christian music artist & business owner, Kevin Mills, has been arrested for the rape of a child under the age of 12 & incest.

 

#848
Seriously, do Christians now require one to be a child molester?

The most sacred rite of modern American Christianity is “hypocrisy,” so….yes?
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#849

If only there was some kind of pattern here, some sort of tendencies to help predict these horrible crimes …….

Think Winnie The Pooh GIF
 

Texas evangelical church youth leader, Joshua Zajicek, has been arrested for sexually assaulting a child at his church.
pic.twitter.com/rsPgHZs9ez

 

#850
32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If only there was some kind of pattern here, some sort of tendencies to help predict these horrible crimes …….

Think Winnie The Pooh GIF
 

Texas evangelical church youth leader, Joshua Zajicek, has been arrested for sexually assaulting a child at his church.
pic.twitter.com/rsPgHZs9ez

 

He would make an exceptionally bad drag queen.

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