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    From what I'm hearing lately about the greatest threat to our children, groomers, and all that.....all of those guys must be drag queens.  Right?

  • Brisketexan
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    They wear the label and wave the flag more ostentatiously than anyone.  In short, the louder someone proclaims their special status as a "Christian," the less likely they are to do the one thing that

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27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

$20 says the Mormons have already kicked the girl out of the church for coming forward. 

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6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

$20 says the Mormons have already kicked the girl out of the church for coming forward. 

Little hussie 

I’m starting to get concerned that prisons will stop being brutal hell for molesters because soon they’ll be the majority of inmates. At this fucking rate…

I know you've got some big suburbs of Houston there, but as you go North and East in Montgomery, County...don't you get into some fairly small towns or small exurbs rather quickly?  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I know you've got some big suburbs of Houston there, but as you go North and East in Montgomery, County...don't you get into some fairly small towns or small exurbs rather quickly?  

I knew a guy from Dayton. He really.... reallllly liked crystal meth. 

From Chardon, Ohio.  Population: ~5,000.  Looks like Pastor Laferty tried something bad in a small town, and is basically gonna get away with it.  He'll be out by World Youth Day-2024.  

From Chardon, Ohio.  Population: ~5,000.  Looks like Pastor Laferty tried something bad in a small town, and is basically gonna get away with it.  He'll be out by World Youth Day-2024.  

“Rape a minor? Try THAT in a small town! Wait…he did…and he pretty much got away with it, because he’s ‘Christian?’ Shit. I’m gonna have to tweak those song lyrics a bit now….”
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On 7/25/2023 at 11:06 AM, NorthLoop said:

I knew a guy from Dayton. He really.... reallllly liked crystal meth. 

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Just thought i would point out that these pedophile safe zones are tax free. (Meaning you get to pay for it and the damage they cause)

They also lobby our lawmakers and get to influence political will, but without laying any taxes

Man....so many pedophile groomer drag queens.  Amirite fellas?  Fellas?  Is this thing on?  Can you hear me?

Ordained pedophiles of the cloth

Maybe we need harsher penalties for tax free perverts? They get an automatic 20 year sentence and they must pay $100,000 in fines, if they cannot, than their church must cover the difference (and still be liable for future damages).

On 8/5/2023 at 10:39 AM, Nivek said:

Maybe we need harsher penalties for tax free perverts? They get an automatic 20 year sentence and they must pay $100,000 in fines, if they cannot, than their church must cover the difference (and still be liable for future damages).

This isn't a bad idea, and who would oppose it publicly? 

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On 8/5/2023 at 10:39 AM, Nivek said:

Maybe we need harsher penalties for tax free perverts? They get an automatic 20 year sentence and they must pay $100,000 in fines, if they cannot, than their church must cover the difference (and still be liable for future damages).

 

Man, if the Mormons, who are not known to have any weird sexual proclivities, are getting caught up in this, is there any hope for anyone?!!?

 

22 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Man, if the Mormons, who are not known to have any weird sexual proclivities

Huh?

Whenever I open this thread, I think of Joaquin Phoenix in "Gladiator" when he shows up to the front and loudly inquires, "Did we win?  Did I miss it?  Have I missed the battle?!??!?!?!"  

Like, eventually some elected official in Texas is gonna show up to one of these arraignments or hearings and shout out, "Have we done it?  Have we arrested all the drag queens and groomers?"  And he looks around, deflates in defeat, and realizes the carnage he sees before him are the crushed souls of young people tamped out by the very people who were coerced into endorsing him by some twisted interpretation of what "God" wanted.  

95% of the people mouth raping Texas children are known to the parents and have nothing to do with library books.  Remember that as school sports and faith classes resume this week.  It's late August folks, time to get back to school shootin' and kiddie rape.  And I don't see an ironic brassy bouffant anywhere on the horizon.  Just brass crosses, brass robes, brass goblets, and brass ammunition.  

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25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Goshdarnit, when are all of these durned drag queens gonna get the message -- quit molestin' our kids!


Religion should be 18+
 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Goshdarnit, when are all of these durned drag queens gonna get the message -- quit molestin' our kids!

See, they were just showing them what could happen if drag queen got ahold of them.    It really is the drag queen's fault.  

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threadbump as VPN law goes into effect in about 14 hours and most of these perverts won't be able to access porn---so we're protecting the children!  Yay, Texas!

(checks notes)

Apparently, I'm being told by my producer, that these people can still molest children in real life and the porn they watch is on the dark web and sold between pedophiles and requires no VPN.  And they are given protection, so long as they pay off DPS.  Okay, well that's that then.  

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Well other than the arson and attempted murder, how was the (drag)show, Mrs. Richards?  

Didn’t Torture-kink Jesus vouch for this guy? 

Who can we trust, now?!

Why are all the left-wing child pervs getting ignored?  /clap-clap-clap

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The irony with all the consistent drumbeat of pastors being pedos is that the state of texas has decided that anyone without certifications can come into a school as a chaplain now. But of course, the gays are the ones that are coming for your kids. Gimmeafugginbreak.

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“Protect the kids unless they’re children of democrats, then we need to shoot them.”

Fuck this guy.

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