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    From what I'm hearing lately about the greatest threat to our children, groomers, and all that.....all of those guys must be drag queens.  Right?

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    They wear the label and wave the flag more ostentatiously than anyone.  In short, the louder someone proclaims their special status as a "Christian," the less likely they are to do the one thing that

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I wonder how often these women get caught at church, and then some pastor turns around and just blackmails the predator into doing whatever THEY want. I feel like the percentage has to be well above zero. 

On 4/20/2024 at 10:56 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Glad he didn’t murder anyone

Found a clip with all 3 officers bodycams...
 


Best part is Officer #3 going full tilt 9mm castration mode blasting the pedo repeatedly straight in the junk LMFAO

Terrible story but lol at why they included generic over name brand drug??!

On 5/8/2024 at 9:46 PM, tx 3 putt said:


 

don’t go generic on the plan B !

 

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with some states passing crazy laws, when will someone say it wasn’t rape because she’s my bride ?

Based on those teeth, I bet he's related to Mack Brown.

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I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking.  It's in bad taste, I get it.  

But you know he told the kids he raped that it was okay because he was obviously a Muppet.  

57 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Hey, uh, want to meet up at the midnight rodeo?

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/05/14/general-counsel-for-houston-livestock-show-and-rodeo-accused-of-online-solicitation-of-minor/

 

Trolling on-line?  What could possibly go wrong?  Do they no understand or are they just that brazen and crazed?

Good to know Chris Hansen is still going strong. 
 

Interesting bio. Gatekeepers is a pretty good committee if you’re working shifts at the stadium. What’s interesting is that he dropped after 4 years, and he was hired as general counsel of the big show 10 years later. 
 

South Texas Law has already scrubbed their website. 
 

His life is almost certainly over. 

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How about you close this fucking place as it’s a threat to public safety !!!!!!!

 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How about you close this fucking place as it’s a threat to public safety !!!!!!!

 

Sorry, best I can do is arson of a bar that once hosted a drag show.

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

How about you close this fucking place as it’s a threat to public safety !!!!!!!

 

I'magine after having a second pastor arrested for sex crimes, thinking "Well, you know, I still think this is a safe place for my family."

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'magine after having a second pastor arrested for sex crimes, thinking "Well, you know, I still think this is a safe place for my family."

Well you just need to have a little more faith that they won't rape your child!

On 5/3/2024 at 4:45 PM, Pimphand said:

Found a clip with all 3 officers bodycams...
 


Best part is Officer #3 going full tilt 9mm castration mode blasting the pedo repeatedly straight in the junk LMFAO

What is that puff of smoke at the end? The demons leaving his body?

On 5/3/2024 at 3:45 PM, Pimphand said:

Found a clip with all 3 officers bodycams...
 


Best part is Officer #3 going full tilt 9mm castration mode blasting the pedo repeatedly straight in the junk LMFAO

“Officers rendered aid. The subject was declared deceased at the scene.”

Hard to fix 55 bullet holes. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I’ve heard so many hardcore religious types talk about how only religion creates morals but that doesn’t stop them. I’ve also noticed that more than a few youth counselors end up marrying one of the former youths and they swear that they didn’t start dating until she was 18. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.....GODDAMNED DRAG QUEENS!  AMIRITE????

are you an actual attorney or a play pretend? you appear to be fascinated with play pretend…

10 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

are you an actual attorney or a play pretend? you appear to be fascinated with play pretend…

I dunno, man.....I have been told incessantly that drag queens are grooming our kids to go all pedophile on them, and we all need more Jesus.....but goshdarnit, it seems like the Jesus crowd are actually the real groomers molesting our kids.  I'm just floored by this turn of events, and it has me all topsy-turvy and discombobulated.

But I do on occasion pretend to be an attorney.  I even bought a proper suit, so I could dress the part....

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, man.....I have been told incessantly that drag queens are grooming our kids to go all pedophile on them, and we all need more Jesus.....but goshdarnit, it seems like the Jesus crowd are actually the real groomers molesting our kids.  I'm just floored by this turn of events, and it has me all topsy-turvy and discombobulated.

But I do on occasion pretend to be an attorney.  I even bought a proper suit, so I could dress the part....

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The resemblance is uncanny.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, man.....I have been told incessantly that drag queens are grooming our kids to go all pedophile on them, and we all need more Jesus.....but goshdarnit, it seems like the Jesus crowd are actually the real groomers molesting our kids.  I'm just floored by this turn of events, and it has me all topsy-turvy and discombobulated.

But I do on occasion pretend to be an attorney.  I even bought a proper suit, so I could dress the part....

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Thought you'd be taller ...

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Thought you’d be bigger.

That's where I was going. But Pesci is shooooooooooooooooort. Like barely 5-feet, and tone deaf (he's got music out there; listen to it, I dare you!).

24 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That's where I was going. But Pesci is shooooooooooooooooort. Like barely 5-feet, and tone deaf (he's got music out there; listen to it, I dare you!).

8 hours ago, MrX said:

“Officers rendered aid. The subject was declared deceased at the scene.”

Hard to fix 55 bullet holes. 

Only because they couldn't put 56 (or 100 more) in him...

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It never stops. He must moonlight as a drag queen …..

 

Seriously, do Christians now require one to be a child molester?

The most sacred rite of modern American Christianity is “hypocrisy,” so….yes?
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If only there was some kind of pattern here, some sort of tendencies to help predict these horrible crimes …….

Think Winnie The Pooh GIF
 

 

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If only there was some kind of pattern here, some sort of tendencies to help predict these horrible crimes …….

Think Winnie The Pooh GIF
 

 

He would make an exceptionally bad drag queen.

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