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#1201
55 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

That’s far too cynical - and likely incorrect.  

42% is the number of people - on each side - who will vote either (R) or (D) just because of the (R) or (D) on the ticket.  No one pays attention to the news any more.

Not in Texas.  It's a LOT worse here.  State Supreme Court races are a perfect proxy for party-based voting because truly, not more than 1% of the population knows ANYTHING about any particular Supreme Court candidate other than their party affiliation.

In 2024, that was right around 58-42 R to D (16  point margin).  In 2020, it was 53-45 (8 point margin).  However, if one of those 2020 GOP Supreme Court candidates had come out with "hell yeah I fuck kids, it totally owns the libs!", they would have gotten closer to the 58 point number they got in 2024.  Just to give you a feel for party proxy voting that you were referring to.

Now, back to discussing how the group of people that is totally concerned about pedophilia, it's the worstest and most importanest thing ever, is also something to be rewarded if it's done by a member of their tribe.

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#1202
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

n 2024, that was right around 58-42 R to D (16  point margin).  In 2020, it was 53-45 (8 point margin).  However, if one of those 2020 GOP Supreme Court candidates had come out with "hell yeah I fuck kids, it totally owns the libs!", they would have gotten closer to the 58 point number they got in 2024.  Just to give you a feel for party proxy voting that you were referring to.

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#1203
Jason Yates, a prominent conservative Christian activist and former CEO of My Faith Votes, has pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography https://www.christianpost.com/news/jason-yates-pleads-guilty-to-child-porn-possession.html

 

#1204
Police arrested a Florida Republican city commissioner for soliciting a 13-year-old girl and two counts of solicitation of transmission of child pornography by electronic device or equipment. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/city-commissioner-arrested-alleged-inappropriate-142321978.html

 

#1205
20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Police arrested a Florida Republican city commissioner for soliciting a 13-year-old girl and two counts of solicitation of transmission of child pornography by electronic device or equipment. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/city-commissioner-arrested-alleged-inappropriate-142321978.html

 

How sweet it is

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#1208
On 7/26/2025 at 6:12 PM, HenryJames said:
Police arrested a Florida Republican city commissioner for soliciting a 13-year-old girl and two counts of solicitation of transmission of child pornography by electronic device or equipment. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/city-commissioner-arrested-alleged-inappropriate-142321978.html

 

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#1211

Every accusation is a confession.
I sweatergawd, if/when this era ever ends, I am going to lobby for an “every accusation was a confession” monument in DC. It’ll be like the Vietnam wall, except each line will be the name of one of these evil hypocritical pieces of shit.
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#1212
BREAKING: Former Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleads guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl in the 1980s and will serve 6 months in prison. https://t.co/pzpLiXaUtN

 

rev 1.0 story ...

his attorneys claimed she was responsible for being "flirtatious"

if someone raped my sister, he'd be meeting his maker the first opportunity I get. Let a jury of 12 decide my fate 

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#1213
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: Former Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleads guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl in the 1980s and will serve 6 months in prison. https://t.co/pzpLiXaUtN

 

rev 1.0 story ...

his attorneys claimed she was responsible for being "flirtatious"

if someone raped my sister, he'd be meeting his maker the first opportunity I get. Let a jury of 12 decide my fate 

notably - Robert Morris was also President Trump's spiritual advisor during the 45th presidency. So, it tracks that the Pedophile President has pedophile spiritual advisors. 

#1214

Oops another white republican christian pastor friend of dotard presenting as cis-gendered did it again 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/montgomery-baptist-child-pornography-arrested-21071031.php

https://archive.is/XOgMj

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

 

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#1215
20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Oops another white republican christian pastor friend of dotard presenting as cis-gendered did it again 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/montgomery-baptist-child-pornography-arrested-21071031.php

https://archive.is/XOgMj

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

 

I'm sure @jkates will come running along soon to tell us they’re all fine, upstanding Christian men, spreading the Gospel to all of us ungodly heathens.

"Once saved, always saved." - the Southern Baptist credo

#1216
5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

"Once saved, always saved." - the Southern Baptist credo

Inb4 imperfect vessel equivocations 

#1218
On 10/5/2025 at 6:06 PM, bolverk said:

I'm sure @jkates will come running along soon to tell us they’re all fine, upstanding Christian men, spreading the Gospel to all of us ungodly heathens.

What makes you think that I would do that? 

#1220
On 10/5/2025 at 5:42 PM, Chopper said:

Oops another white republican christian pastor friend of dotard presenting as cis-gendered did it again 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/montgomery-baptist-child-pornography-arrested-21071031.php

https://archive.is/XOgMj

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

 

Wait, Tony Evans was into pedo stuff?

#1221

These are the individuals who are currently dictating policy in this country.  I don't understand how anyone can be stupid enough to be a member of this political cult.

#1224
6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

 

https://www.wral.com/news/state/nc-democratic-party-brockman-resign-sex-charges-oct-2025/
 

Stein, NC Democratic Party call on legislator to resign after sex charges against a minor

State Rep. Cecil Brockman, D-Guilford, faces two courts of a statutory sex offense and two counts of indecent liberties with a child in Guilford County, court records show.

I mean, the dude was born with a porn name, what did you expect?

#1226
On 10/5/2025 at 6:06 PM, bolverk said:

I'm sure @jkates will come running along soon to tell us they’re all fine, upstanding Christian men, spreading the Gospel to all of us ungodly heathens.

"Once saved, always saved." - the Southern Baptist credo

If by "the gospel" you mean "jizzing on" and "ungodly heathens" you mean "kids," then yes.

#1227
On 10/7/2025 at 12:41 PM, jkates said:

What makes you think that I would do that? 

Because you did it for Ed Young and the covering up of abuse at Second Baptist when he took up for youth pastor Chad Foster. Oh and John Forse. And they were so innocent they settled multiple law suits over it. 

#1228

Kind of fits in this thread -- Trump has nominated another sex pest.

Grand jury indicts N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James, a Trump opponent, on bank fraud charges

Paul Ingrassia, Trump's nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel despite being woefully inexperienced (that definitely tracks in Trump 2.0), apparently cancelled a female co-worker's hotel room on a work trip to Orlando forcing the woman to stay in his room instead.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/09/ingrassia-trump-harassment-dhs-00596545

#1229
22 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because you did it for Ed Young and the covering up of abuse at Second Baptist when he took up for youth pastor Chad Foster. Oh and John Forse. And they were so innocent they settled multiple law suits over it. 

Ooooh, riiiight. I distinctly remember applauding Ed Young and SBC for this. You got me.

#1230
2 hours ago, jkates said:

Ooooh, riiiight. I distinctly remember applauding Ed Young and SBC for this. You got me.

I think several people here remember you applauding Ed Young as a great man, in this very thread. Do you think a lot of great men cover up sexual assault and settle multiple lawsuits of it happening on their watch?

#1231
I think several people here remember you applauding Ed Young as a great man, in this very thread. Do you think a lot of great men cover up sexual assault and settle multiple lawsuits of it happening on their watch?

He is a good man. As we all know, settling a lawsuit is not an admission of guilt. I have personal knowledge of one of the cases you reference, and Young's church did not cover anything up in it. In fact, the sexual misconduct occurred at a different church altogether.

I won't convince you even though you are not connected to it, but I'll let you have the last word on it.
#1232
4 minutes ago, jkates said:


He is a good man. As we all know, settling a lawsuit is not an admission of guilt. I have personal knowledge of one of the cases you reference, and Young's church did not cover anything up in it. In fact, the sexual misconduct occurred at a different church altogether.

I won't convince you even though you are not connected to it, but I'll let you have the last word on it.

Oh. So you are defending it. What a fucking shocker.  No, really, everyone here is shocked. 

#1233
‼️BREAKING: MAGA PASTOR

 

#1234
1 hour ago, Derka said:
‼️BREAKING: MAGA PASTOR

 

Well, yeah.  See, the real slogan is "Don't Tread on my Hobby of Diddling Kids!"  You just gotta read the fine print.

I sweatergawd, someone telling you "I'm a Christian libertarian" translates almost directly to "I'm a racist piece of shit who wants to be able to rape/pedo at will."

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#1235
A former aide to Gov. Chris Christie is sentenced to ten years in state prison for engaging in sex with a six-year-old. https://t.co/6BvXT7pxzB

 

6 fucking years old.

 

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#1238

not a drag queen ....

It’s always the people you suspect the most. Here’s another hand picked tRump associate now facing CP charges. Jesus Fucking Christ with all these #MAGA pedophiles. https://t.co/p3Ah9DIdKb

 

#1239

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https://www.npr.org/2025/10/23/g-s1-94599/anglican-church-archbishop-accused-of-sexual-misconduct

Archbishop Steve Wood, who heads the Anglican Church of North America, faces allegations of sexual harassment, bullying and plagiarism, according to an explosive report released by The Washington Post on Thursday (Oct. 23). The list of charges, signed by at least 10 individuals attesting to the allegations, is the latest in a string of crises to rock the small, conservative denomination.

*****

A little about the Anglican Church of North America:

The Anglican Church of North America was founded in 2009 after some 700 churches split from the Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church in Canada over various disagreements, including the acceptance of women priests, LGBTQ+ affirmation and the rewritten Book of Common Prayer.

In July 2021, a mother went public with allegations that Mark Rivera, a onetime lay leader at Christ Our Light Anglican Church in Big Rock, Illinois, had sexually abused her 9-year-old daughter. At least nine other people have also shared grooming or sexual misconduct allegations Rivera, who has since been convicted of felony sexual assault and felony child sexual assault.

More than 10 clergy and other lay leaders in the Upper Midwest diocese have been accused of misconduct as a result and its bishop, Stewart Ruch stood trial in a proceeding that concluded Oct 15 — but not before two prosecutors had resigned amid claims of procedural misconduct. The church court's order is expected on or before Dec. 16.

Meanwhile, the denomination has been shaken by dustups involving other bishops. One ACNA bishop was defrocked in 2020 due to his pornography use; in 2024, another bishop, Todd Atkinson, was ousted for inappropriate relationships with women.

In September, Bishop Derek Jones, who oversaw a jurisdiction that endorsed ACNA's chaplains, announced his departure from the denomination after the archbishop moved to investigate several misconduct allegations against him. The jurisdiction claimed the proposed investigation violated church bylaws, and has moved to exit the denomination, attempting to take its chaplains with it. The jurisdiction also sued the denomination for trademark infringement and unfair business practices.

#1241
2 hours ago, bolverk said:

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https://www.npr.org/2025/10/23/g-s1-94599/anglican-church-archbishop-accused-of-sexual-misconduct

Archbishop Steve Wood, who heads the Anglican Church of North America, faces allegations of sexual harassment, bullying and plagiarism, according to an explosive report released by The Washington Post on Thursday (Oct. 23). The list of charges, signed by at least 10 individuals attesting to the allegations, is the latest in a string of crises to rock the small, conservative denomination.

*****

A little about the Anglican Church of North America:

The Anglican Church of North America was founded in 2009 after some 700 churches split from the Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church in Canada over various disagreements, including the acceptance of women priests, LGBTQ+ affirmation and the rewritten Book of Common Prayer.

In July 2021, a mother went public with allegations that Mark Rivera, a onetime lay leader at Christ Our Light Anglican Church in Big Rock, Illinois, had sexually abused her 9-year-old daughter. At least nine other people have also shared grooming or sexual misconduct allegations Rivera, who has since been convicted of felony sexual assault and felony child sexual assault.

More than 10 clergy and other lay leaders in the Upper Midwest diocese have been accused of misconduct as a result and its bishop, Stewart Ruch stood trial in a proceeding that concluded Oct 15 — but not before two prosecutors had resigned amid claims of procedural misconduct. The church court's order is expected on or before Dec. 16.

Meanwhile, the denomination has been shaken by dustups involving other bishops. One ACNA bishop was defrocked in 2020 due to his pornography use; in 2024, another bishop, Todd Atkinson, was ousted for inappropriate relationships with women.

In September, Bishop Derek Jones, who oversaw a jurisdiction that endorsed ACNA's chaplains, announced his departure from the denomination after the archbishop moved to investigate several misconduct allegations against him. The jurisdiction claimed the proposed investigation violated church bylaws, and has moved to exit the denomination, attempting to take its chaplains with it. The jurisdiction also sued the denomination for trademark infringement and unfair business practices.

After reading all of that, I don't understand why those guys didn't just become Southern Baptists? They'd basically be getting high fives. 

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#1243
On 10/14/2025 at 3:16 PM, Derka said:
‼️BREAKING: MAGA PASTOR

 

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#1244

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/01/evolve-bank-ceo-fired-propositioning-fbi-agent-posing-as-teen-boy.html

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Key Points

Evolve Bank & Trust has fired CEO Bob Hartheimer after just three months at the helm.

Hartheimer was arrested last week for attempted production of child pornography and transfer of obscene material to a minor, court records show.

Evolve named Hartheimer its new CEO in August, hoping to earn back trust from customers and regulators.

The bank has been caught up in the bankruptcy of startup Synapse, which led to thousands of Americans losing money.

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#1246
Another MAGA pastor arrested for raping kids. Rape, sexual battery, unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, and gross sexual imposition. https://www.wlwt.com/article/silas-shelton-clinton-county-ohio-pastor-charged-rape-minor/69064713

 

#1247
11 hours ago, Chopper said:
Another MAGA pastor arrested for raping kids. Rape, sexual battery, unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, and gross sexual imposition. https://www.wlwt.com/article/silas-shelton-clinton-county-ohio-pastor-charged-rape-minor/69064713

 

If that dude isn’t diddling your kids he’s stealing your catalytic converter.

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#1248

he's in dire need of a prison shanking ...

Late today, convicted child rapist Robert Morris’ and his wife, Debbie, filed a legally appalling and morally disgusting pleading in Dallas County District Court, seeking to silence Cindy Clemishire and prevent her from getting the justice she deserves by asking the Court to…

 

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#1249
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he's in dire need of a prison shanking ...

Late today, convicted child rapist Robert Morris’ and his wife, Debbie, filed a legally appalling and morally disgusting pleading in Dallas County District Court, seeking to silence Cindy Clemishire and prevent her from getting the justice she deserves by asking the Court to…

 

My belief is that Robert Morris pled guilty and Gateway Church is fighting discovery...because of what has yet to be discovered. https://t.co/N7prXmgI4d

 

 

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#1250

Second Baptist, COME ON DOWN!

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/houston-second-baptist-pastor-child-porn-21223160.php

On Nov. 26, Carter August Thomas, a volunteer at Houston's Second Baptist Church, was taken into custody and charged with one felony count of possessing child pornography.

The Harris County Sheriff's Office was initially made aware of the suspicions in August, according to court records, after deputies received an email from someone claiming that Thomas had confided in them that he had trouble seeking out child abuse content online.

At the time, Thomas confessed he was still officially volunteering with the youth of Second Baptist, where his duties included supervising children. According to The Houston Chronicle, Thomas's defense attorney, Stephen Aslett, said that he was not working at the church in any capacity when the investigation began. 

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