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#901
2 hours ago, Vincent Neck said:

If there's one thing I've learned from this site, it's that you don't need scars to get laid. You just need to move to Mexico and get a couple of child brides. 

Brides?

Nobody here is into polygamy, except the BYU fans who post here. 

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    MissingInAction

    I remember the good ole shaggy days when a few posters were convinced I was a psychopathic murderer. Boy they felt so silly that they stopped posting and disappeared entirely.

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#905

Her New boyfriend, "I'm really glad we get to start off 2024 together.  Lotsa much needed rain in the forecast that'll flow off into Town Lake, my new job is making all kinds of money based on the tourism bump on Rainey Street, here's to a great New Year!"

Nicole, "Yes, cheers to that.  Be sure to finish that whole glass.  I have a surprise for you after we take a romantic holiday walk!"  

#906
1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Her New boyfriend, "I'm really glad we get to start off 2024 together.  Lotsa much needed rain in the forecast that'll flow off into Town Lake, my new job is making all kinds of money based on the tourism bump on Rainey Street, here's to a great New Year!"

Nicole, "Yes, cheers to that.  Be sure to finish that whole glass.  I have a surprise for you after we take a romantic holiday walk!"  

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#909
37 minutes ago, Homercles said:

So next flood we’ll get bodies in trees?

That'd be cool as long as our buddy stays near Rainey and doesn't start working the Brushy Creek area.

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#910

Hmmmmmmm……(well this dumpy bitch CLEARLY is NOT me) but I wonder if perhaps she could be responsible for Rainey street…

“Investigators believe the woman drugged her victims before stealing their cellphones and credit cards credit cards. Police said the incidents started in Jan. 2022, with the most recent case happening in Dec. 2023. The woman then allegedly spent more than $75,000 in fraudulent purchases and transactions by using banking applications along with physical purchases at multiple businesses.”

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/crime/woman-drugging-men-downtown-austin-allegations-apd-suspect-search/269-21415c2c-a40d-4d68-95e5-7612bb3a58b6
 


 

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#911

Look at Nicole trying to distract people from the real killer. 

 

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#912

Yeah Nicole, not falling for the old "Hey look at this tiny-headed woman stealing credit cards" trick while you submerge people's heads.  It's the digital 2020's version of 'Banana in the Tailpipe' interference play!  And I'm not buying it.  Hey wait, why am I do drowsy of all of a sudden?  Damn you woman!  

#914
6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Hmmmmmmm……(well this dumpy bitch CLEARLY is NOT me) but I wonder if perhaps she could be responsible for Rainey street…

“Investigators believe the woman drugged her victims before stealing their cellphones and credit cards credit cards. Police said the incidents started in Jan. 2022, with the most recent case happening in Dec. 2023. The woman then allegedly spent more than $75,000 in fraudulent purchases and transactions by using banking applications along with physical purchases at multiple businesses.”

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/crime/woman-drugging-men-downtown-austin-allegations-apd-suspect-search/269-21415c2c-a40d-4d68-95e5-7612bb3a58b6
 


 

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This woman is going to be yelling “I was framed!” at Nicole when she gets busted.

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#916

If im gonna risk getting drugged/rolled/murdered for hitting on some strange down on Rainey St, I'd like to think I would set my risk/reward threshold a tad higher than that broad. Goddamn. 

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#918
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

If im gonna risk getting drugged/rolled/murdered for hitting on some strange down on Rainey St, I'd like to think I would set my risk/reward threshold a tad higher than that broad. Goddamn. 

Seriously, I bet she had many more victims because most guys don't report it since they don't want anyone to know they were trying to hook up with that beast. 

 

She had the perfect crime going .... until she met Vic Mackey.

#919
34 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Seriously, I bet she had many more victims because most guys don't report it since they don't want anyone to know they were trying to hook up with that beast.

That, and she can probably carry one under each arm. 

#921
15 hours ago, Deej said:

Look at Nicole trying to distract people from the real killer. 

 

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#923

Man I figured when I saw this get bumped we'd have our first 2024 cadaver..... Y'all slippin/trippin

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#925
33 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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OMFG! 
 

AUSTIN, Texas — A person was found dead Monday in Lady Bird Lake near Downtown Austin, according to officials.
 

 

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/body-recovered-from-lady-bird-lake#

 

by the way I am in Atlanta and have been since January 12. The fuck is happening Austin???? Is that fat cow blonde chick still on the loose? I made my boyfriend steamed Chilean Sea Bass Hong Kong Style with sherry soy broth for dinner. Suck it yall non crime solvers!!! 

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#926

The fuck? We could solve this shit and make surly infamous!!! 
 

Austin police say a death investigation is ongoing after a body was recovered from Lady Bird Lake on Monday: https://t.co/4ecX5pVF8R

 

#927
The fuck? We could solve this shit and make surly infamous!!! 
 
 

We can indeed solve this.

All you need to do is confess, Nicole.
#928
Just now, Brisketexan said:


We can indeed solve this.

All you need to do is confess, Nicole.

Is there a serial killer in Austin, Texas? https://t.co/jRmRT6zIB3

Also dark hair, male…duh…

They pulled another body out of Lady Bird Lake just now. There's no details other than what locals are saying: dark hair, sex unknown, skinny legs, bloated, looks to have been in the water for a bit.I'll be tracking this & will cover on Weds stream.https://t.co/tQiTzRW5KC

 

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#929
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We can indeed solve this.

All you need to do is confess, Nicole.

 
‘Out of Town’ 

#930
13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The fuck? We could solve this shit

We've solved it, but keep trying to fake APD out. 

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#931
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We can indeed solve this.

All you need to do is confess, Nicole.

I am in Atlanta man!!! I just saw the Gipsy Kings in concert last night damnit. Their new lead guitarist is the tits. He’s a badass. I’ve been gone for weeks!!! Weeks! 

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#932
6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I am in Atlanta man!!! I just saw the Gipsy Kings in concert last night damnit. Their new lead guitarist is the tits. He’s a badass. I’ve been gone for weeks!!! Weeks! 

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#933

I haven’t seen reports of anyone missing other than two women unrelated that were reported missing and both have brown hair. Haven’t heard about any missing men unless that person went missing over the weekend? 

#934

Men are still showing up dead in Town Lake and Nicole's alibi is "I was cooking Chilean Sea Bass"?  And we're children of God and not living in a simulation.  It's impossible you people are this fucking stupid.  

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#935
8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Men are still showing up dead in Town Lake and Nicole's alibi is "I was cooking Chilean Sea Bass"?  And we're children of God and not living in a simulation.  It's impossible you people are this fucking stupid.  

Steamed the bass man. Steamed. cooked the sticky white rice and sautéed the spinach and made the sauce. Do I have to do everything here? It’s a chick. The killer is a chick. It’s just not me. We have authorities either convinced these men just got drunk and fell in the lake and all drowned even though most could swim and one guy was a competitive swimmer or cops think there is a killer but won’t tell us or the rest of you are convinced it’s me. Killer is likely laughing her ass off. I’m going to wind up on some podcast as being a suspect. Were there any big events the last 3-5 days in Austin?

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#936
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Steamed the bass man. Steamed. cooked the sticky white rice and sautéed the spinach and made the sauce. Do I have to do everything here? It’s a chick. The killer is a chick. It’s just not me. We have authorities either convinced these men just got drunk and fell in the lake and all drowned even though most could swim and one guy was a competitive swimmer or cops think there is a killer but won’t tell us or the rest of you are convinced it’s me. Killer is likely laughing her ass off. I’m going to wind up on some podcast as being a suspect. Were there any big events the last 3-5 days in Austin?

That you just combined a delicious recipe for a seafood meal with how to murder people and get away with it.  Goddamn, I admire you woman!  

#937
Just now, YGIFS said:

That you just combined a delicious recipe for a seafood meal with how to murder people and get away with it.  Goddamn, I admire you woman!  

It’s my rock solid alibi. Chilean Sea Bass! 

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#938
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

by the way I am in Atlanta and have been since January 12.

What did you use to weigh down the body so it didn’t resurface until now?

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#940
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:
Is there a serial killer in Austin, Texas? https://t.co/jRmRT6zIB3

Also dark hair, male…duh…

They pulled another body out of Lady Bird Lake just now. There's no details other than what locals are saying: dark hair, sex unknown, skinny legs, bloated, looks to have been in the water for a bit.I'll be tracking this & will cover on Weds stream.https://t.co/tQiTzRW5KC

 

Town lake never had this kind of problem….just sayin’. 

#941

Okay, so we're just not gonna create the meme of Nicole at a Rainey Street restaurant yelling "Kill his ass, Seabass!"  ???

#942

She’s been in Atlanta for a few weeks. The cops say the body was bloated and had been there for a while. Sea bass last night ain’t covering this.

#943
25 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

What did you use to weigh down the body so it didn’t resurface until now?

 

14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Okay, so we're just not gonna create the meme of Nicole at a Rainey Street restaurant yelling "Kill his ass, Seabass!"  ???

 

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#944
On 1/31/2024 at 9:36 PM, Nicole44 said:

Hmmmmmmm……(well this dumpy bitch CLEARLY is NOT me) but I wonder if perhaps she could be responsible for Rainey street…

“Investigators believe the woman drugged her victims before stealing their cellphones and credit cards credit cards. Police said the incidents started in Jan. 2022, with the most recent case happening in Dec. 2023. The woman then allegedly spent more than $75,000 in fraudulent purchases and transactions by using banking applications along with physical purchases at multiple businesses.”

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/crime/woman-drugging-men-downtown-austin-allegations-apd-suspect-search/269-21415c2c-a40d-4d68-95e5-7612bb3a58b6
 


 

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i’m gonna have to give it to Nicole. God knows how many hours she sat in that chair with that Hollywood makeup artist.

#945
12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m gonna have to give it to Nicole. God knows how many hours she sat in that chair with that Hollywood makeup artist.

 

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#946

https://www.ktsm.com/news/map-tracking-deaths-near-lady-bird-lake-in-austin/
 

I’m sure it’s all just coincidence and happenstance and whatever the fuck APD is smoking these days. They all just drowned instantly? Didn’t even try to make it to shore??? Okeedokee. People find visuals more impactful. Here is a visual. It’s just drunk asses??? 

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#947
2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

by the way I am in Atlanta and have been since January 12. The fuck is happening Austin???? Is that fat cow blonde chick still on the loose? I made my boyfriend steamed Chilean Sea Bass Hong Kong Style with sherry soy broth for dinner. Suck it yall non crime solvers!!! 

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#Jade’schili

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#949

They need to interview all the bartenders on Rainey….or just interview Nicole when she gets “back” from Atlanta.

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Let's just say my wife was pretty upset when I showed up at home later this afternoon.

 

 

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