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    I remember the good ole shaggy days when a few posters were convinced I was a psychopathic murderer. Boy they felt so silly that they stopped posting and disappeared entirely.

  • We all know how this is going to end.

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I wish @YGIFS was here. He made so many badass comments in this thread. 
 

Damn. 

 

AUSTIN

APD investigating body found near Cesar Chavez 

AUSTIN (KXAN) — Austin Police Department said Sunday afternoon that it is investigating a death near Cesar Chavez and Nueces Street.

Austin Fire initially responded to 9-1-1 calls about a “male behaving erratically” near Nueces Street and Cesar Chavez Street around 2:00 p.m. Sunday. The male entered the water at Lady Bird Lake, but firefighters pulled him from the water. 

Austin Firefighters and Austin-Travis County EMS attempted life-saving measures, but were unsuccessful.

Cause of death has yet to be determined. An APD public information officer said that APD is not considering the death as suspicious.

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I guess a homeless druggie then? Okeedokee 

Edited by Nicole44

Always remember to rinse and dry your scuba gear, Nicole. 

15 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

AUSTIN

APD investigating body found near Cesar Chavez 

AUSTIN (KXAN) — Austin Police Department said Sunday afternoon that it is investigating a death near Cesar Chavez and Nueces Street.

Austin Fire initially responded to 9-1-1 calls about a “male behaving erratically” near Nueces Street and Cesar Chavez Street around 2:00 p.m. Sunday. The male entered the water at Lady Bird Lake, but firefighters pulled him from the water. 

Austin Firefighters and Austin-Travis County EMS attempted life-saving measures, but were unsuccessful.

Cause of death has yet to be determined. An APD public information officer said that APD is not considering the death as suspicious.

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I guess a homeless druggie then? Okeedokee 

 

More details:

 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/death-investigation-lady-bird-lake-downtown-austin-texas?taid=66fdc2a06b2a5d000133490c&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter

 

A witness interviewed by police said he saw the man screaming, punching trees and foaming at the mouth while walking on the hike and bike trail. The witness reported seeing the man entering the water between the trail and West Cesar Chavez Street, where he began swimming and continued to scream and punch before he went underwater.

On Sept. 29 at around 2:16 p.m., Austin 911 received a report about a man in the 500 block of West Cesar Chavez Street who was screaming and yelling and then crawling on the bank and rolling into the water.

The caller also said he could hear the man screaming while swimming and punching the air, until he went underwater and didn't resurface. 

Austin fire and ATCEMS crews responded and were able to locate and pull the man out of the water. AFD and ATCEMS crews attempted life-saving measures, but the man later died.

 

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

More details:

 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/death-investigation-lady-bird-lake-downtown-austin-texas?taid=66fdc2a06b2a5d000133490c&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter

 

A witness interviewed by police said he saw the man screaming, punching trees and foaming at the mouth while walking on the hike and bike trail. The witness reported seeing the man entering the water between the trail and West Cesar Chavez Street, where he began swimming and continued to scream and punch before he went underwater.

On Sept. 29 at around 2:16 p.m., Austin 911 received a report about a man in the 500 block of West Cesar Chavez Street who was screaming and yelling and then crawling on the bank and rolling into the water.

 

The caller also said he could hear the man screaming while swimming and punching the air, until he went underwater and didn't resurface. 

Austin fire and ATCEMS crews responded and were able to locate and pull the man out of the water. AFD and ATCEMS crews attempted life-saving measures, but the man later died.

 

Holy fuck.... the Rainey Street killer is a fucking ghost!

 

 

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

A witness interviewed by police said he saw the man screaming, punching trees and foaming at the mouth while walking on the hike and bike trail. The witness reported seeing the man entering the water between the trail and West Cesar Chavez Street, where he began swimming and continued to scream and punch before he went underwater.

Is the witness in the thread with us?

45 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is the witness in the thread with us?

 

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4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

More details:

 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/death-investigation-lady-bird-lake-downtown-austin-texas?taid=66fdc2a06b2a5d000133490c&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter

 

A witness interviewed by police said he saw the man screaming, punching trees and foaming at the mouth while walking on the hike and bike trail. The witness reported seeing the man entering the water between the trail and West Cesar Chavez Street, where he began swimming and continued to scream and punch before he went underwater.

On Sept. 29 at around 2:16 p.m., Austin 911 received a report about a man in the 500 block of West Cesar Chavez Street who was screaming and yelling and then crawling on the bank and rolling into the water.

 

The caller also said he could hear the man screaming while swimming and punching the air, until he went underwater and didn't resurface. 

Austin fire and ATCEMS crews responded and were able to locate and pull the man out of the water. AFD and ATCEMS crews attempted life-saving measures, but the man later died.

 

I did not know that you can catch Rabies from a Spiked Drink. 

 

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is the witness in the thread with us?

"I saw everything, officer." - Nicole

  • 2 weeks later...

Does Austin have another serial killer??? 

The Austin, TX Strangler: Who is he? 

 

  • 1 month later...
On 10/16/2024 at 7:20 AM, LTtxfan said:

Does Austin have another serial killer??? 

The Austin, TX Strangler: Who is he? 

For being a profiler they sure did very little profiling also when their DNA isnt in CODIS you have to go the genetic genealogy route.

Austin has always been all about serial killers.

 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

For being a profiler they sure did very little profiling also when their DNA isnt in CODIS you have to go the genetic genealogy route.

Austin has always been all about serial killers.

 

Im Not No Way GIF
 

Servant Girl Annihilator is the proper term, and also the name of my Lobo tribute band. Far, far cooler than Midnight Assassin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant_Girl_Annihilator

The Servant Girl Annihilator is still around and posting on this board. 

44 minutes ago, Deej said:

The Servant Girl Annihilator is still around and posting on this board. 

Thankfully his images no longer display upside down for the rest of us.

On 10/2/2024 at 8:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Is the witness in the thread with us?

Only one person could know that was he was screaming was, “Stay away from me, Nicole!”

  • 4 weeks later...

Nicole is back for the holidays. 

APD ain't got the time or the will to investigate.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

@Nicole44 You are not in Austin tonight right? Walking down to Rainy with friends and do not want to enter your territory unless I get the approval.

I’m in Atlanta. Still. Came for the Peach Bowl and I haven’t left Atlanta…yet. It’s too cold to fuck with people on Rainey right now. Spring is much better. Lol, 

12 hours ago, chainsaw said:

haunting.

While for most people LOL means Laugh Out Loud, for Nicole it means Lethal Dose Likely.   You can hate her actions, but you have to respect the commitment.

2 hours ago, ABSR said:

While for most people LOL means Laugh Out Loud, for Nicole it means Lethal Overdose Likely.   You can hate her actions, but you have to respect the commitment.

Look you idgit is LOL.. not the fucking Morom Latter Day Laughs (which are most comprised of very G rated dad jokes) Fixed for accuracy. 

15 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m in Atlanta. Still. Came for the Peach Bowl and I haven’t left Atlanta…yet. It’s too cold to fuck with people on Rainey right now. Spring is much better. Lol, 

Can anyone verify that you didn't leave Atlanta and then go back? I mean we would like to believe you...but too many NCIS, Matlock, Kojak, Monk episodes demand we ask a few questions.

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Can anyone verify that you didn't leave Atlanta and then go back? I mean we would like to believe you...but too many NCIS, Matlock, Kojak, Monk episodes demand we ask a few questions.

She's probably got some Boston Dynamics stock too.

On 1/7/2025 at 8:25 PM, Nicole44 said:

I’m in Atlanta. Still. Came for the Peach Bowl and I haven’t left Atlanta…yet. It’s too cold to fuck with people on Rainey right now. Spring is much better. Lol, 

Thank you. All of us survived that night. For fellow surly friends, let this be a learning experience. All you have to do is give respect to Nic...I mean Lady Bird Killer.

How many bodies have they found at Underground Atlanta since Nicole’s been there? 

19 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Thank you. All of us survived that night. For fellow surly friends, let this be a learning experience. All you have to do is give respect to Nic...I mean Lady Bird Killer.

She’ll always be The Town Lake Killer to me!

20 minutes ago, ABSR said:

She’ll always be The Town Lake Killer to me!

Yep. Will always be Town Lake to me. But @Armybrat may have called her @Nicole44Colorado Killer before our time?

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

*Colorado River.

Correct, but "Colorado River Killer" just doesnt roll off the tounge as well as "Colorado Killer".

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

How many bodies have they found at Underground Atlanta since Nicole’s been there? 

Maybe she hides then better in Georgia, maybe?

20 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Maybe she hides then better in Georgia, maybe?

 

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