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Every time this thread gets bumped I expect to see Nicole's mugshot.

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    I remember the good ole shaggy days when a few posters were convinced I was a psychopathic murderer. Boy they felt so silly that they stopped posting and disappeared entirely.

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Rainy has been more...dead than lately. Maybe its because I acknowledge @Nicole44 when I am in her territory and show her the much needed respect. Hmmm... Or it could be because of the new construction.

On 1/14/2025 at 3:30 PM, DDD Dad said:

Every time this thread gets bumped I expect to see Nicole's mugshot.

There's two kinds of women, those who watch true crime dramas and those who create content for true crime dramas.

9 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Rainy has been more...dead than lately. Maybe its because I acknowledge @Nicole44 when I am in her territory and show her the much needed respect. Hmmm... Or it could be because of the new construction.

Nicole's dark passenger has to be fed at some point.

10 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Rainy has been more...dead than lately. Maybe its because I acknowledge @Nicole44 when I am in her territory and show her the much needed respect. Hmmm... Or it could be because of the new construction.

Or because the weather sucks ass 

There's two kinds of women, those who watch true crime dramas and those who create content for true crime dramas.

And then there’s Nicole44, who uses this as a feedback loop for self improvement!

Multitasking indeed. lol
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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

“No foul play suspected.” Has Nicole infiltrated the police?

 

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Sorry to bump for a non-Austin related update. Just wanted to let y'all Houstonians to watch your 6, Nicole's expanding her kill zone! 

 

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3 hours ago, CleverNickname said:

you know the environment is fucked when you can't even dispose of a body in a bayou anymore

I blame all those fucking Peeps man!!

3 hours ago, CleverNickname said:

you know the environment is fucked when you can't even dispose of a body in a bayou anymore

 

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I’m trying to network, branch out, hone my brand. That kind of stuff. 😂 

 

Stuff going on Boston right now with that Penske truck. It seems to have gone pretty fast  hit a building and flipped on its side after hitting multiple people in a high pedestrian area. It could be an accident but it is also the MO of a couple of assholes. 

 

 

20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m trying to network, branch out, hone my brand. That kind of stuff. 😂 

 

Stuff going on Boston right now with that Penske truck. It seems to have gone pretty fast  hit a building and flipped on its side after hitting multiple people in a high pedestrian area. It could be an accident but it is also the MO of a couple of assholes. 

 

 

Two words, ‘franchise fees’.

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3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That's exactly what Nicole wants law enforcement to think.

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On 6/5/2025 at 10:26 AM, Macanudo said:

That's exactly what Nicole wants law enforcement to think.

She's shooting from the bank, now.

I guess if you look at it this way it’s pretty alarming. But also boring. 🥱 so bored with lake drownings. 

3 minutes ago, troph said:

So seriously what the fuck? 38 deaths from drowning in 3 years and it’s all just a coincidence? Joking aside what’s the 411 here?

No way it is.

12 hours ago, Rip76 said:

No way it is.

Thats the data Fox 7 compiled and breakdown. But it’s like 38 total bc they are counting both in the lake and around the lake and accidents like paddle boarding. That said that’s an alarming number. In and around the lake. Mostly dudes 

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People look for a conspiracy behind every tree.  Maybe its just a bunch of idiots.  Funny thing is that some of those articles say 38 and then link to 19 in the story.  And they also count things like people drowning while out paddleboarding.  People see the headline and immediately assume every one was mysterious.  

38 Bodies Found In and Around Lake

June 9, 2025 by David Jones

The tranquil environment of Lady Bird Lake has been disrupted by a series of unsettling discoveries that have gripped the public’s attention. Since 2022, a total of 38 bodies have been found in or near the lake, sparking speculation about a possible serial killer. Despite the rumors, law enforcement agencies maintain that there is no evidence to suggest a connection between these deaths.

Data analysis shows that out of the 38 bodies recovered, 30 were males, with the majority, about 60%, aged between 30 and 49 years. Only two of the deceased were teenagers, one of whom was discovered just this week. The recent discovery was made by a paddleboarder who spotted a body floating in the lake, leading to a quick response from the police.

The unidentified body is believed to be that of a teenager who went missing while kayaking and paddleboarding with his family on Sunday. The police report suggests that the teenager had stepped off his paddleboard into shallow waters but unknowingly drifted towards an underwater shelf, a concealed danger that resulted in his disappearance. His backpack and life jacket, which matched the description of the missing teenager’s belongings, were found on the paddleboard.

This incident marks the seventh body found in Lady Bird Lake in 2025 alone. Over the past three years, the majority of deaths have been ruled as accidental drownings, followed by suicides, drug overdoses, and natural causes. Only one case has been officially classified as a murder, while several others remain unresolved with undetermined causes of death.

Despite the alarming frequency of these incidents, the Austin Police Department has consistently stressed that there is no evidence to suggest a link between the deaths. Officials have dismissed any suggestion of foul play, assuring the public that there are no signs of trauma in the recent discoveries.

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

People look for a conspiracy behind every tree.  Maybe its just a bunch of idiots.  Funny thing is that some of those articles say 38 and then link to 19 in the story.

Read the story twice, you're at 38.

51 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Read the story twice, you're at 38.

There were several last week that said 38 and then 19.  Must have fixed it.

Still not a conspiracy

11 minutes ago, texasdago said:

There were several last week that said 38 and then 19.  Must have fixed it.

Still not a conspiracy

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The thing is if the city of Austin is okay with all these random deaths around the lake, we should be too. They should Just promote it as part of the keep Austin Weird thing. Embrace and promote it. That’s what Austin should do. 

34 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thing is if the city of Austin is okay with all these random deaths around the lake, we should be too. They should Just promote it as part of the keep Austin Weird thing. Embrace and promote it. That’s what Austin should do. 

Someone's not getting enough notoriety.

49 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thing is if the city of Austin is okay with all these random deaths around the lake, we should be too. They should Just promote it as part of the keep Austin Weird thing. Embrace and promote it. That’s what Austin should do. 

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Nicole is now openly taunting Austin and APD. She's going to slip up. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Nicole is now openly taunting Austin and APD. She's going to slip up. 

With the history of this website, I would not at all be surprised if she ended up actually being the killer. 

11 hours ago, texasdago said:

There were several last week that said 38 and then 19.  Must have fixed it.

Still not a conspiracy

If Nicole says it’s 38, I’m gonna trust it’s 38, because… if anybody would know…

Nicole has moved to campus. 

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At about 12:49 p.m., the University of Texas Police Department said it got a call about a possible deceased person near 21st Street and San Jacinto Boulevard. That area is across from Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium.

Austin-Travis County EMS said the person, who was an adult, was submerged in a creek and pronounced dead at the scene.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/death-on-ut-campus-not-suspicious-police-say/

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4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nicole has moved to campus. 

At about 12:49 p.m., the University of Texas Police Department said it got a call about a possible deceased person near 21st Street and San Jacinto Boulevard. That area is across from Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/death-on-ut-campus-not-suspicious-police-say/

 

 

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Apparently Nicole visited San Antonio recently.

5 minutes ago, demos said:

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Apparently Nicole visited San Antonio recently.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

How was the Alamo, Nicole?

I wonder if there are any bodies buried in the basement.

15 minutes ago, kibbles said:

does Nicole get around or does she just drive places and drown people for no reason?

 

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