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Who wins in a fight? 39 members have voted

  1. 1. ?

    • Jason Bourne
    • John wick
    • Liam Newsom’s character in Taken

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Bond was a badass until Bourne came along.

 

Bourne was a badass until Wick came along.

 

You're bringing a jump-cut to a gun fight.

Where's Kevin?  Anyone who can whip a chimp bare handed can destroy any of those.

The actual correct answer is John Clark.

Dammit, beat by seconds.

Edited by Scheiss Meister
Dammit

 

Of course Jason Bourne would win, the other two aren't real.

 

also, I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have FUPM as an option.

 

 

Edited by High Plains Drifter

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

also, I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have FUPM as an option.

Yeah, put me down as another vote for Mack.

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Captain Kirk.

Any man that can kick his own ass and live to tell about it should not be taken lightly.

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Noones ever said this about wick

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I was going to ask if Bourne kicked Wick's dog but either way he's fucking toast.

It’s hard to respect Liam Neeson/Bryan Mills when we can neither get his real name right nor remember his character’s name.

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

John Wick with a fucking pencil. 

Technically the asset kills himself but Bourne could wield ballpoint.

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1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Noones ever said this about wick

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2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wick's nickname is Baba Yaga, he's literally the Boogeyman.

 

I think Bourne is a better operative/intelligence guy holistically but Wick seems to be better in combat. If they're playing hide and seek across Europe I'll take Bourne. If you're just dropping them in an abandoned warehouse with a couple guns I'll take Wick.

Matt Murdock takes them all. He defeats hallways full of guys and he’s *blind*.

On 3/26/2023 at 1:45 AM, General Specific said:

Frank Sinatra, he’s got chunks of those other guys in his stool!

My god, another Phil Hartman impression that was so fucking masterful.  RIP, Phil.  Rip, Old Blue Eyes.  

Oh shit, was it Joe Piscapo?  Fuck, we're old.  

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  • 2 weeks later...

Wick, I guess, unless he kidnaps one of Neeson’s female relatives 

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