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Who wins in a fight? 39 members have voted

  1. 1. ?

    • Jason Bourne
    • John wick
    • Liam Newsom’s character in Taken

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#2

Bond was a badass until Bourne came along.

 

Bourne was a badass until Wick came along.

 

You're bringing a jump-cut to a gun fight.

#5

Where's Kevin?  Anyone who can whip a chimp bare handed can destroy any of those.

The actual correct answer is John Clark.

Dammit, beat by seconds.

Edited by Scheiss Meister
Dammit

#12

 

Of course Jason Bourne would win, the other two aren't real.

 

also, I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have FUPM as an option.

 

 

Edited by High Plains Drifter

#13
6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

also, I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have FUPM as an option.

Yeah, put me down as another vote for Mack.

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#19
9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

John Wick with a fucking pencil. 

Technically the asset kills himself but Bourne could wield ballpoint.

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#21
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Noones ever said this about wick

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2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wick's nickname is Baba Yaga, he's literally the Boogeyman.

 

#22

I think Bourne is a better operative/intelligence guy holistically but Wick seems to be better in combat. If they're playing hide and seek across Europe I'll take Bourne. If you're just dropping them in an abandoned warehouse with a couple guns I'll take Wick.

#32
On 3/26/2023 at 1:45 AM, General Specific said:

Frank Sinatra, he’s got chunks of those other guys in his stool!

My god, another Phil Hartman impression that was so fucking masterful.  RIP, Phil.  Rip, Old Blue Eyes.  

Oh shit, was it Joe Piscapo?  Fuck, we're old.  

Edited by YGIFS

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