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I'm a bigger fan of the dance girl, although I'm convinced she's a USC girl and the rest is photoshopped. There's no way this chick lived in Iowa, lol.
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Mesmerizing gif. What a beautiful woman.
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  • Is that 5 star culture behavior?

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    "What's special about this CycloneFB team ..." How about nothing? Like, not a fucking thing is special about a P5 team sitting at 6-4 with a loss to Ohio on the books. I cannot imagine being a fa

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17 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm a bigger fan of the dance girl, although I'm convinced she's a USC girl and the rest is photoshopped. There's no way this chick lived in Iowa, lol.

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That chick's dad used to post on CycloneFanatic.  The thread where he admitted it was priceless.

I guess it probably means he has a smoking hot wife though, so good for him.

Unfortunately, this week's Texas vs. Iowa State watch party has been cancelled due to lack of funds. 

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Enjoy @Al_4_ISU 

 

"What's special about this CycloneFB team ..."

How about nothing? Like, not a fucking thing is special about a P5 team sitting at 6-4 with a loss to Ohio on the books. I cannot imagine being a fan of a program where that kind of mediocrity is celebrated. We've spent 13 years wandering the wilderness of CFB in some version of fandom hell and more than half the records during that period are better than 6-4. We fucking hated it all. Holy shit that is pathetic.

6 hours ago, Stringer said:


Mesmerizing gif. What a beautiful woman.

She is hot. 

I'd still take the redhead given a straight choice. You KNOW she's a dirty girl.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

She is hot. 

I'd still take the redhead given a straight choice. You KNOW she's a dirty girl.

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19 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm a bigger fan of the dance girl, although I'm convinced she's a USC girl and the rest is photoshopped. There's no way this chick lived in Iowa, lol.

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Has her identity ever been documented?  Asking for a friend.

My favorite ISU hottie is former soccer player Mallory Snyder.

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Josh Pate loves to bring up Iowa State on his weekly Late Kick shows and admits to being a cyclones fan... not sure what if any ties he has to their program.  

Texas vs Iowa State - Preview & Prediction (Late Kick Cut)

 

6 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Also was on the Real World, IIRC.

Yup. Wow, virgin too.

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12 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Josh Pate loves to bring up Iowa State on his weekly Late Kick shows and admits to being a cyclones fan... not sure what if any ties he has to their program.  

Texas vs Iowa State - Preview & Prediction (Late Kick Cut)

 

He doesn't.  He caught on early in the Campbell era and thought it was cool to see this die hard fanbase with 0 historic success finally get a modicum of respectability.

42 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Most likely was a virgin at this point.

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Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium (Memphis, Tennessee)
3:30 p.m., ESPN and the ESPN App

 

  • 4 weeks later...

Just had to drop by and point out that, before Jarrod Hufford puts Texas in its place, he might want to work on putting <checks notes> Memphis in their place.

Not very inspired cyclone defense so far...  🙄

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We beat them right? At home? On a cold night? After a lot of shit talking?

Much better 2nd qtr so far as cyclone defense has shown up and their QB has made a few nice plays to keep drives alive.  Red zone playcalling sucks so far.  

19-13 Memphis leads late 2nd qtr

 

 

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You have to defend the sideline on that short throw

3 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

This is fucking pathetic

2nd qtr has been better.  Your QB has made some good plays.

Halftime...   22-13  memphis leads

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I hate these cock sucking f*gs

Ok but on defense they can't help that they're slow and unathletic and unable to make plays even when in position.   Number 17 has been punked several times because he's just a slow white dude.   Him being on the field is a bigger problem than him being a cock sucking fag.

Ok but on defense they can't help that they're slow and unathletic and unable to make plays even when in position.   Number 17 has been punked several times because he's just a slow white dude.   Him being on the field is a bigger problem than him being a cock sucking fag.

He’s fucked up so many NFL players in his career. He’s actually good and just playing like shit today. Like most of these slap dick fuck heads

Memphis making Iowa St look like chumps.

At least ISU has great culture to fall back on. 
That will take sting out of this ass whipping for sure. 

I chuckled earlier when I saw an ISU fan do the horns down to the camera. We broke that silly program. 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Memphis making Iowa St look like chumps.

I believe “slapdick fuck heads” is the preferred nomenclature. 

Seems like the offense just realized they have to go back to Iowa or the Portal so might as well show off.

Where was this Iowa State team back in November?

28 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

These bitch ass pussy fucks gave up

Disappointing effort by clones defense for sure...  Sorry man

25 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

At least ISU has great culture to fall back on. 
That will take sting out of this ass whipping for sure. 

They're leaving big steaming piles of 5* culture all over this field

 

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

damn fine catch

36-26  cyclones down, on life support but heart is still ticking.   Still 9:55 left

Need a memphis turnover soon...  

 

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Matt Campbell is a pussy...that's all I got... 

 

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