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5 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

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I saw that movie, back in the early 70s. Some people were fleeing from oppression in a dystopian wasteland or something, iirc.

 

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3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I saw that movie, back in the early 70s. Some people were fleeing from oppression in a dystopian wasteland or something, iirc.

 

No I think that the one where the ghost of Charlie sheen drives it to seek revenge. 

Nate Cohn woke up, saw the election results and is now tripling down on the NYT polls. 

Fucking hilarious. Polling is dead. Get over it 

Just now, Js1 said:

Nate Cohn woke up, saw the election results and is now tripling down on the NYT polls. 

Fucking hilarious. Polling is dead. Get over it 

Post that shit man. Straight to my veins

 

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1 minute ago, G650 said:

Post that shit man. Straight to my veins

 

 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

College will continue to be popular because it's the surest way to financial security a great way to fuck off and dodge responsibility for four to six years for most people. 

Fixed it...

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How do you feel about mall qaeda?

Which is a splinter faction of Meal Team Six.

On the college front, I think part of the decline is parents letting their kids fart around instead of going to get a degree but given that tuition fees are going through the roof, you can understand why parents aren't pushing 10-20-40-50K a year expenses with vigor.

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Have they thought the only people answering polls are the people who answer calls from random phone numbers?

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Nice to see Nate Cohn is AWOL on Threads which, by the way, is getting much much better at covering elections and political events.  

2 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

A review of the "voter suppression" in Mississippi yesterday.

- Hinds County itself is required to provide ballots that amount to a minimum of 60% of the active voter count.

- Reportedly 9 of 107 precincts ran out of ballots.  One as early as 8:30 am.

- It was reported by a Hinds County Election Commissioner that the shortage was because voter turnout was "unexpectedly high".

- Actual voter turnout in Hinds County was 38%. Well below 60%.  No precinct got to 60%, in fact only one got to 50%.

- All 107 precincts were allowed to stay open an extra 2 hours.

https://www.co.hinds.ms.us/pgs/results/Unofficial Election Results.pdf

https://www.co.hinds.ms.us/pgs/results/Unoffical Precinct Report.pdf

 

 

 

I hate to say it, but i think you are correct.  In this case, it was D incompetence and R evilness.

 

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Have they thought the only people answering polls are the people who answer calls from random phone numbers?

...and who have a side hustle-free lifestyle and/or aren't spending virtually all waking hours earning a living and therefore the expendable free time to fuck around with a survey? 

13 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Nice to see Nate Cohn is AWOL on Threads which, by the way, is getting much much better at covering elections and political events.  

yeah i was worried it was gonna suck for that but it basically matched the experience of the old place

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22 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

yeah i was worried it was gonna suck for that but it basically matched the experience of the old place

Yup.  Its growing up.

42 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Have they thought the only people answering polls are the people who answer calls from random phone numbers?

Aka Olds

I want all the ben shapiro and charlie kirk next day postmortem clips

I forgot how much I laughed at the time that Emerson dropped a Cameron +1 (49-48) poll right before Tuesday and everyone flipped out that the race had tightened. 

Beshear won 52.5-47.4 

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I saw that movie, back in the early 70s. Some people were fleeing from oppression in a dystopian wasteland or something, iirc.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

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Cue the greatest hits!

 

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

bruh

NYTimes:
We get off by making you feel bad.

We also get off bc what we say makes us feel bad.

sadomasochism for liberals. 
Our reporting hurts you. It hurts us. You love it. And we’ve just cummed.

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53 minutes ago, sidis said:

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This is amazing. Nate Cohn looks like someone took a photo from the Mississippi State yearbook, Class of 1953, and then photoshopped in SEC hair. 

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Mom's for Liberty needs a rebranding campaign consultant.  But I'm assuming "Barren Cunts for Freedom" didn't workshop well?  

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

If they haven't already, every red state is banning polling stations on college campuses for sure now.

 

 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

If they haven't already, every red state is banning polling stations on college campuses for sure now.

 

 

Texas put in a bill but it never came to a vote this past session. 

Give Charlie 'the Ckunt' Kirk credit...he forecasted this a decade ago.  As more and more first generation students attended college...they would begin to run for student government.  On many campuses, those Student Governments have tremendous influence on when/where/if other students can vote.  His idea was to allow this to happen, but to have student government power shift back to conservative, white legacy, pro-Greek candidates who would allow for the optics of campus voting but ensure it favored turnout for GOP candidates in certain swing distrcits/precincts.  He didn't quite have the Cambridge/Drogin analytics at the time, but he was far ahead of his peer group on his vision.  His model has been proven wrong but it took awhile and Charlie ain't going anywhere for another 40 years.  But congrats to the young people for giving a shit in an odd-numbnered year 

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I saw that movie, back in the early 70s. Some people were fleeing from oppression in a dystopian wasteland or something, iirc.

 

was that the one with Peter Fonda where they went back and installed some kinda time travel device to power their cars in the future (which were ugly as shit like the Tesla Truck)?  And they'd burn up the people for fuel in Idaho or some shit?  

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Black men outvoting White women on the abortion issue?

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Someone send that poll over to MTG. The resulting tweets would be amazing.

32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Black men outvoting White women on the abortion issue?

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Can’t be. I heard trump and the GOP have the black male vote locked up tight. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Cue the greatest hits!

 

Haha. Clay Travis. Cunts find their level.  

47 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Haha. Clay Travis. Cunts find their level.  

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"Where do you go off having tits?!" 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Can’t be. I heard trump and the GOP have the black male vote locked up tight. 

No, it was "Trump and the GOP would like to have black males locked up tight".

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

If they haven't already, every red state is banning polling stations on college campuses for sure now.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Texas put in a bill but it never came to a vote this past session. 

It's a tricky problem for the GOP - tell a college student they can't do something, and they'll go out of their way to do it just to spite you.

4 hours ago, Pods said:

This is amazing. Nate Cohn looks like someone took a photo from the Mississippi State yearbook, Class of 1953, and then photoshopped in SEC hair. 

are we thinking nate was a zbt?  at mississippi state?  in the 1950's?

i'm skeptical.

Slightly off topic, but rural New England - Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts and Connecticut are as Redneck and MAGA as Atascosa County. 

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7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

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If the Republicans had any semblance of rational leadership, they'd be scared shitless of all of the local and legislature losses they are taking.

But, MAGA gonna MAGA and focus/fixate on things that either drive up Dem turnout, or at the very least do nothing to help R's.

There’s been talk of some Ohio republicans wanting to repeal the marijuana legalization. Would they really be so stupid to overturn something that win by nearly 15 points?

So the burning couch turns into a joint?  
 

i don’t get it.  What’s fun about a couch?

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