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Didn't know where to start this but big homie @kingkoopa6 is gonna be a dad to a baby boy.

Our Tijuana nights are over unfortunately but join me in congratulating this mofo!!!

 

 

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Pics of future baby momma?

They don’t like it when you take pictures in the titty bar.
3 hours ago, luke duke said:


They don’t like it when you take pictures in the titty bar.

Not to mention, that donkey is a photo bombing mofo. 

Being a parent is the absolute best thing though. Genuinely, congrats

Being a parent is the absolute best thing though. Genuinely, congrats

Except for when you have to clean up projectile vomit, diapers, the constant waking up at nights, buying baby clothes, finding a day care that doesn’t employee crazies, deal with not wanting to eat what’s on their plate, waking up to get them dressed for school, taking them a few times a week to ball practice then games on Saturday, then the whole puberty thing, then having a gf and breaking up, driving on Thursday nights up to 100 miles each way for football games, having them at practice at 6:20a.

Mine are only 14 and 12. So that’s all I’ve seen. But other than those things it is great.

All the BS aspects of it Stanco brought up aside its the greatest thing that can ever happen to a man. Congratulations!

2 hours ago, markstanco said:


Except for when you have to clean up projectile vomit, diapers, the constant waking up at nights, buying baby clothes, finding a day care that doesn’t employee crazies, deal with not wanting to eat what’s on their plate, waking up to get them dressed for school, taking them a few times a week to ball practice then games on Saturday, then the whole puberty thing, then having a gf and breaking up, driving on Thursday nights up to 100 miles each way for football games, having them at practice at 6:20a.

Mine are only 14 and 12. So that’s all I’ve seen. But other than those things it is great.

Wait until they start driving, high school and going off to college and paying for college! I have now moved into grand parenthood. Being a parent is awesome! Once a parent always a parent!

congrats!

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How is this not his news to share?

Wifi in Boy's Town can be hit and miss.

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How is this not his news to share?

Zepol:

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11 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Pics of future baby momma?

Haha I got a shyt load of pics my guy

 

@Zepol87  im down for one last ride to TJ.  “ me and the boys headed to “””San Diego”” ”

 

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That kid ain't gonna go hungry. 

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I hope I'm alive in 20 years when Koopa Jr. and Zep Jr. head down to Tijuana. 

29 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I hope I'm alive in 20 years when Koopa Jr. and Zep Jr. head down to Tijuana. 

20 years?

They'll be making a trip in about 5 years with their "dads".

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Haha I got a shyt load of pics my guy

 

@Zepol87  im down for one last ride to TJ.  “ me and the boys headed to “””San Diego”” ”

 

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Congrats man.  I’m in for TJ

5 hours ago, markstanco said:


Except for when you have to clean up projectile vomit, diapers, the constant waking up at nights, buying baby clothes, finding a day care that doesn’t employee crazies, deal with not wanting to eat what’s on their plate, waking up to get them dressed for school, taking them a few times a week to ball practice then games on Saturday, then the whole puberty thing, then having a gf and breaking up, driving on Thursday nights up to 100 miles each way for football games, having them at practice at 6:20a.

Mine are only 14 and 12. So that’s all I’ve seen. But other than those things it is great.

 

you forgot getting pissed in the face while changing a diaper

 

 

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

you forgot getting pissed in the face while changing a diaper

 

 

I never had that, but I did get a stream of diarrhea that shot over the fresh diaper I was about to use and landed on my pant leg. Not a drop hit the floor, I was both sickened and impressed.

Congratulations, you are about to embark on a most incredible adventure.

I always like to impart this bit of wisdom on new expectant Dads...

Those first few months when you are dealing with diapers and night feedings and the toll it takes on your sanity, that is the easy part... it's a guarantee that wherever you put the kid, they are not going any where.  You know exactly where they are at and what they are up to...

31 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

you forgot getting pissed in the face while changing a diaper

 

 

Never happened.

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Seriously though, that kid is gonna have an awesome time going to every sporting event in America. Also, congrats on the sex.

Congratulations, you are about to embark on a most incredible adventure.
I always like to impart this bit of wisdom on new expectant Dads...
Those first few months when you are dealing with diapers and night feedings and the toll it takes on your sanity, that is the easy part... it's a guarantee that wherever you put the kid, they are not going any where.  You know exactly where they are at and what they are up to...

Congrats. Adding on my wisdom, start with grandkids first, it’s a hell of a lot more fun and easier. Think of it as a way to break into your own kids! /s
6 hours ago, markstanco said:


Except for when you have to clean up projectile vomit, diapers, the constant waking up at nights, buying baby clothes, finding a day care that doesn’t employee crazies, deal with not wanting to eat what’s on their plate, waking up to get them dressed for school, taking them a few times a week to ball practice then games on Saturday, then the whole puberty thing, then having a gf and breaking up, driving on Thursday nights up to 100 miles each way for football games, having them at practice at 6:20a.

Mine are only 14 and 12. So that’s all I’ve seen. But other than those things it is great.

Worth it. 
When his little paws squeezes on my thumb and he presses his head into my chest…totally worth it!

Is Zep the last playa standing?

She is definitely ready to breast feed.

Congratulations.

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Only one way to find out 

 

# Normalize calling tits “milkers”

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

you forgot getting pissed in the face while changing a diaper

 

 

Some chicks charge extra for that kind of action. 

 

Wait, what were we talking about again? 

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26 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Is Zep the last playa standing?

She is definitely ready to breast feed.

Congratulations.

Hell yea newly single also so shit has been alright lately. 

She got them cannons for sure 

42 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Is Zep the last playa standing?

She is definitely ready to breast feed.

Congratulations.

If one considers me a Playa then he ain't the last one. /prepares for dogpile

On 3/28/2023 at 8:22 PM, Underdog said:

So there's still a chance with this one then? 

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Come out to Orange County for football season and you will see her. 
 

from what I’ve gathered.  She’s single loves to pound white wine and open for whatever 

I pictured Koopa as Ron from Jersey Shore before seeing his pics. I wasn’t far off. Just hope baby mama ain’t as crazy as Ron’s, lol.

Congrats man!

23 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Come out to Orange County for football season and you will see her. 
 

from what I’ve gathered.  She’s single loves to pound white wine and open for whatever 

But don't "Ask her on a straight tequila night?"

 

Congrats on soon becoming a dad. Your heart will melt the first time you hold your kiddo.

On 3/30/2023 at 3:36 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

Come out to Orange County for football season and you will see her. 
 

from what I’ve gathered.  She’s single loves to pound white wine and open for whatever 

What about white dick?

On 3/28/2023 at 11:30 AM, closetohumping said:

Almost had a heart attack.  Read that wrong.  Congrats!

This is the 2nd day in a row I glanced at the topics and read it wrong.

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On 3/28/2023 at 11:22 AM, kingkoopa6 said:

Haha I got a shyt load of pics my guy

 

@Zepol87  im down for one last ride to TJ.  “ me and the boys headed to “””San Diego”” ”

 

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I'd definitely get her pregnant, too.  Good job, dude!

Congrats.

 

The pre-birth photo is more evidence technology has gone to far.  Terrifying. 

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