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Anthony fucking Volpe. Will be the youngest player to start for the Yankees on opening day since… yup. Derek Jeter in 1996. Coincidence? Nope. No idea where this bullshit that he doesn’t have the glove for short comes from. We just survived an entire season of IKF being terrible there. Volpe and Judge can anchor the lineup and hopefully be good enough to overcome the shitty management & injuries. Let’s see what happens. Fuck Houston. 

You know how this is going to end. Why bother watching.

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3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

You know how this is going to end. Why bother watching.

Astros lost their ace in verlander. AL is fairly open imo

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Remind us, who won the AL in 2021?

Remind me who won the World Series that year 

Was it the Yankees?

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astros lost their ace in verlander. AL is fairly open imo

Not as open as spots 3-5 in the Yankees rotation.

Remind me who won the World Series that year 


Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were talking about the AL.

My bad.
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Would just like to point out that if I posted in the Astros thread I would get negged to oblivion and reported to imma or black. I have never and will never do that to anyone posting in here. It’s called having “thick skin” and not being a gigantic pussy, Astros fans should try it sometime. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Would just like to point out that if I posted in the Astros thread I would get negged to oblivion and reported to imma or black. I have never and will never do that to anyone posting in here. It’s called having “thick skin” and not being a gigantic pussy, Astros fans should try it sometime. 

Do you know what irony is?

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Volpe to wear #11. Time to dust off my Brett Gardner jersey

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Yeah he’s supposed to be a placeholder until Bader returns, even though he’s way worse than Florial and Ortega. So naturally someone will get hurt & Cordero will be an everyday starter half the year.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Volpe to wear #11. Time to dust off my Brett Gardner jersey

Of course you wear a jersey.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

 Time to dust off my Brett Gardner jersey

Did that giant uncircumcised penis finally retire?

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That was probably the greatest opening day victory in Yankees history. Rivals the 2005 one vs Boston. Cole, Judge, Volpe all showing off how good they are.

That was probably the greatest opening day victory in Yankees history. Rivals the 2005 one vs Boston. Cole, Judge, Volpe all showing off how good they are.

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Is this you?
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Don’t think so. Can’t watch the game and we’re whipping that ass anyway.

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Took Aaron hicks all of 2 games to whine to the media about being a bench player now. He’s such a worthless piece of shit.

On 4/8/2023 at 5:36 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Donaldson to IL. You won't like this dude either, fucking horrific defensively in LF. 

 

Yes, but he is league average at his best position.  DH….

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On 4/7/2023 at 5:18 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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How’d that work out for you?

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

How’d that work out for you?

Will that $278M payroll get better than another runner up trophy?

On 4/10/2023 at 1:18 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He’s really not. OPS+ last 3 seasons... 

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That’s brutally terrible too. 

Ouch, that is brutal.  Although I meant average at the position defensively.  😉

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Brito seems like your next Randy Johnson/Walter Johnson there Helo

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Yeah let’s all just ignore how electric Brito was in his first start

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Donaldson to the IL for a while, hamstring. Best news I’ve heard in a long time 

Today's matchup should be great.

Could be 'playoffy' atmosphere for an April game.

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