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47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How did the Yankees do this weekend?

 

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is the revenging going well?

Just wait till Jasson Dominguez and Spencer Jones get up here in 2025, we’ll see who’s laughing then.

30 games into the revenge tour and the Yankees are 8.5 games out of first and dead last in the division. Aaron Judge just went on IR.

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Yeah but Jasson Dominguez currently has a 29% walk rate in double A so

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Cashman is mack brown in 2012. Fanbase has turned on him and his recent failures have finally shaken his self confidence. Fuck this team.

  • 2 weeks later...

Aaron Judge caught looking into the Yankees dugout just before crushing a HR? Totally not cheating. Just telling his guys to quit chirping at the umpire.

 

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38 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Aaron Judge caught looking into the Yankees dugout just before crushing a HR? Totally not cheating. Just telling his guys to quit chirping at the umpire.

 

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Aaron Judge caught looking into the Yankees dugout just before crushing a HR? Totally not cheating. Just telling his guys to quit chirping at the umpire.

 

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That pitcher threw 6 straight sliders, last one being one of the worst cement mixers you’ll ever see. Judge was probably glancing back in a “are you guys seeing this shit?” way. Go cry about it bitch. 

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5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Irony is dead 

 

That's old-school cheating, which needs to be handled with old-school justice.  If Lurch isn't sporting a new Rawlings tattoo in the top of the first, the Blue Jays  are a bunch of pussies 

I'm shocked that Helobious is a fan of such dirty cheaters. 

I just really want to know if Judge is gonna be ok or if he is very “sick to his stomach” now that it’s been revealed that he is teammates with a cheater? We all know he has a really sensitive stomach to these sorts of things… 

 

 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Astro fans are such overly-sensitive counts

 

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*cunts. Yeah didn’t catch that one because I was typing that on my way into my job. If you guys know what one of those are. 

 Shouldn't be that difficult to type while your husband drives you into the city.

Oh yeah...not really a New Yorker.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astro fans are such overly-sensitive counts

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astro fans are such overly-sensitive counts

When this guy is the poster child for your fanbase you should probably just shut the fuck up junior

 

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On 5/16/2023 at 12:44 PM, Helobious said:

That pitcher threw 6 straight sliders, last one being one of the worst cement mixers you’ll ever see. Judge was probably glancing back in a “are you guys seeing this shit?” way. Go cry about it bitch. 

 

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

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It's like 1000 spoooooons

On 4/30/2023 at 9:10 PM, David Dennison said:

Is the revenging going well?

Ask Montezuma.

On 5/5/2023 at 8:32 PM, Helobious said:

Cashman is mack brown in 2012. Fanbase has turned on him and his recent failures have finally shaken his self confidence. Fuck this team.

Wow. That didn't take long. Sounds vaguely familiar, too.  I guess quitting repeatedly on a team is pretty easy when they're 2000 miles away & you've never seen 'em play at home.

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1 hour ago, wood said:

Wow. That didn't take long. Sounds vaguely familiar, too.  I guess quitting repeatedly on a team is pretty easy when they're 2000 miles away & you've never seen 'em play at home.

Seen 5 games at Yankee stadium and I’ve been to NYC 6 times. For reference I’ve only ever lived in Texas and have still only been to Dallas twice in my life. I literally have more reason to be a Yankee fan than a ranger fan. I grew up far from Houston but have family there and have been there more times than I can count. It’s a shithole every time. So that crosses them off. Yankees make the most sense to me even if I hate how they’re run.

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Seen 5 games at Yankee stadium and I’ve been to NYC 6 times. For reference I’ve only ever lived in Texas and have still only been to Dallas twice in my life. I literally have more reason to be a Yankee fan than a ranger fan. I grew up far from Houston but have family there and have been there more times than I can count. It’s a shithole every time. So that crosses them off. Yankees make the most sense to me even if I hate how they’re run.

Wow. Yankees fans are such overly-sensitive counts.

On 5/17/2023 at 12:54 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

When this guy is the poster child for your fanbase you should probably just shut the fuck up junior

 

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He has even gone super lame this season... The only good Yankee fan is an angry Yankee fan and usually Nickky T provides just this season he is in a slump

 

Back before the Astros became his pimp he used to rep H-town

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Hey Aaron, why the long face?

 

Cause my team tries to buy the championship and its not working. 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, beer said:

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Hey Aaron, why the long face?

 

Cause my team tries to buy the championship and its not working. 

 

 

Trivia: who has a higher winning % right now, the Astros or the Yankees?

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