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#51
47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How did the Yankees do this weekend?

 

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is the revenging going well?

Just wait till Jasson Dominguez and Spencer Jones get up here in 2025, we’ll see who’s laughing then.

#53

30 games into the revenge tour and the Yankees are 8.5 games out of first and dead last in the division. Aaron Judge just went on IR.

Steve Harvey Cringe GIF by ABC Network

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#58

Cashman is mack brown in 2012. Fanbase has turned on him and his recent failures have finally shaken his self confidence. Fuck this team.

  • 2 weeks later...
#60

Aaron Judge caught looking into the Yankees dugout just before crushing a HR? Totally not cheating. Just telling his guys to quit chirping at the umpire.

 

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#61
38 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Aaron Judge caught looking into the Yankees dugout just before crushing a HR? Totally not cheating. Just telling his guys to quit chirping at the umpire.

 

John Candy Reaction GIF

link?

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#62
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Aaron Judge caught looking into the Yankees dugout just before crushing a HR? Totally not cheating. Just telling his guys to quit chirping at the umpire.

 

John Candy Reaction GIF

That pitcher threw 6 straight sliders, last one being one of the worst cement mixers you’ll ever see. Judge was probably glancing back in a “are you guys seeing this shit?” way. Go cry about it bitch. 

#63
26 minutes ago, cochamps said:

link?

“You don’t wanna go throwing allegations around without knowing but…”Aaron Judge homers as the Toronto broadcast says he’s being suspicious

 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

bitch

Irony is dead 

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#64
5 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:
“You don’t wanna go throwing allegations around without knowing but…”Aaron Judge homers as the Toronto broadcast says he’s being suspicious

 

Irony is dead 

Unfortunately I’ve uncovered some indisputable evidence from last night’s game that proves Aaron Judge was in fact cheating

 

#65

That's old-school cheating, which needs to be handled with old-school justice.  If Lurch isn't sporting a new Rawlings tattoo in the top of the first, the Blue Jays  are a bunch of pussies 

#66
Yankees pitcher Domingo German has been thrown out of the game after a substance check(via @Sportsnet)pic.twitter.com/5B2mMZydg2

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#67
7 hours ago, Helobious said:
Unfortunately I’ve uncovered some indisputable evidence from last night’s game that proves Aaron Judge was in fact cheating

 

Can’t wait for the witty takes tonight! 

#69

Judge 448' 2-run yack in top 8 for the lead. 

Aaron Judge with another BOMB to center field! This one for the lead!

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#71

I just really want to know if Judge is gonna be ok or if he is very “sick to his stomach” now that it’s been revealed that he is teammates with a cheater? We all know he has a really sensitive stomach to these sorts of things… 

 

Remember when Aaron Judge deleted his tweet congratulating Jose Altuve for winning the MVP in 2017 because the Astros cheated but then we found out that the Yankees were also cheating in 2017? Sick to my stomach.

 

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#74

*cunts. Yeah didn’t catch that one because I was typing that on my way into my job. If you guys know what one of those are. 

#75

 Shouldn't be that difficult to type while your husband drives you into the city.

Oh yeah...not really a New Yorker.

#78
4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Astro fans are such overly-sensitive counts

When this guy is the poster child for your fanbase you should probably just shut the fuck up junior

 

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#79
On 5/16/2023 at 12:44 PM, Helobious said:

That pitcher threw 6 straight sliders, last one being one of the worst cement mixers you’ll ever see. Judge was probably glancing back in a “are you guys seeing this shit?” way. Go cry about it bitch. 

 

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

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It's like 1000 spoooooons

#89
On 5/5/2023 at 8:32 PM, Helobious said:

Cashman is mack brown in 2012. Fanbase has turned on him and his recent failures have finally shaken his self confidence. Fuck this team.

Wow. That didn't take long. Sounds vaguely familiar, too.  I guess quitting repeatedly on a team is pretty easy when they're 2000 miles away & you've never seen 'em play at home.

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#90
1 hour ago, wood said:

Wow. That didn't take long. Sounds vaguely familiar, too.  I guess quitting repeatedly on a team is pretty easy when they're 2000 miles away & you've never seen 'em play at home.

Seen 5 games at Yankee stadium and I’ve been to NYC 6 times. For reference I’ve only ever lived in Texas and have still only been to Dallas twice in my life. I literally have more reason to be a Yankee fan than a ranger fan. I grew up far from Houston but have family there and have been there more times than I can count. It’s a shithole every time. So that crosses them off. Yankees make the most sense to me even if I hate how they’re run.

#91
26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Seen 5 games at Yankee stadium and I’ve been to NYC 6 times. For reference I’ve only ever lived in Texas and have still only been to Dallas twice in my life. I literally have more reason to be a Yankee fan than a ranger fan. I grew up far from Houston but have family there and have been there more times than I can count. It’s a shithole every time. So that crosses them off. Yankees make the most sense to me even if I hate how they’re run.

Wow. Yankees fans are such overly-sensitive counts.

#97
On 5/17/2023 at 12:54 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

When this guy is the poster child for your fanbase you should probably just shut the fuck up junior

 

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He has even gone super lame this season... The only good Yankee fan is an angry Yankee fan and usually Nickky T provides just this season he is in a slump

HOW DO YOU BUNT THERE CAN T UNDERSTAND IT!!!!!!!!

 

#99

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Hey Aaron, why the long face?

 

Cause my team tries to buy the championship and its not working. 

 

 

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#100
18 minutes ago, beer said:

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Hey Aaron, why the long face?

 

Cause my team tries to buy the championship and its not working. 

 

 

Trivia: who has a higher winning % right now, the Astros or the Yankees?

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