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#4468
8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Why is Maldy getting the bulk of starts again?

I have to believe at some point, Dusty will see the light and Maldy’s playing time will be reduced.  If not, maybe Crane will intervene and force him to to was is just and right. 

#4470
Just now, cabowabo said:

I have to believe at some point, Dusty will see the light and Maldy’s playing time will be reduced.  If not, maybe Crane will intervene and force him to to was is just and right. 

It will not. He’s incapable during the season of seeing that. 

#4474
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Damn nice DP !!!!

I was pissed as fuck after that no call and saw this post before my delayed stream caught up. Turned a frown upside down.

#4475
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This ump is a massive dickhead. I can’t imagine how bad his scorecard will be over the last 5 innings. 

All game.   

#4476
3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This ump is a massive dickhead. I can’t imagine how bad his scorecard will be over the last 5 innings. 

Cant See Cheech Marin GIF

#4477

Why is Kalas so shocked at all the sliders after they showed the stat that the Astros are last in the MLB against the slider?

#4482

Brilliant comment TK.   It’s OK if Yordan hits a bomb, because you don’t want Abreu to come up as the tying run.  Truly, his is a dizzying intellect.  

Yep.  Win getaway day and fuck these umps.  

#4483
On 5/1/2023 at 7:28 PM, WBT said:

Feels like we just used up a week of babip luck in that inning

3 hits and only 4 strike outs tonight

#4484
26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I remember an interview ESPN Hou did with that fuckstick Keith Law during spring training and he shit all over Yanier's defense and said his only value as a MLB player is his hit tool. 

Law is such a fucking idiot. 

#4485
1 minute ago, WBT said:

3 hits and only 4 strike outs tonight


he pitched a gem 

Just now, Gourmand said:

I remember an interview ESPN Hou did with that fuckstick Keith Law during spring training and he shit all over Yanier's defense and said his only value as a MLB player is his hit tool. 

Law is such a fucking idiot. 


Astros system is very healthy at catcher 

#4493

Take them both to Seattle ….

Brantley, LF (SL): 3-4, 4 R, 2 2B, BB
McCormick , CF (CC): 1-2, run, BB
Both played 7 innings.


Rehab totals
Brantley: 6-18, 5 BB in 6 games
McCormick: 2-8, 2 BB in 3 games

#4494

Astros ops plus is down to 91- 9% below average collectively as a team. 
we’d lived between 110-120 during this run of good times since 2017. 
Tucker has caught the bat aids. Bregman has a bad case. Dubon is back to exactly league average. Meyers is back to a little below average. 
Julks is back to below average. 
Checking in on @closetojumpingand his disdain for Julks, Meyers and Maldonado is looking more prescient by the day.  Very happy with what those guys have done to hold things together. We also need them replaced by Brantley, Chas and Altuve very quickly. I’d leave this homestead and head to Seattle with Chas and Brantley and France (or Whitley- but France has been much better). 

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#4495

Yeah Brantley and Chas can quit dicking around in AAA....they are ready so lets fucking go.  

#4497
50 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If we are really worried about pitching depth, there is a certain starter available for peanuts. His name shall not be spoken.

Travis? 

#4498
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

If we are really worried about pitching depth, there is a certain starter available for peanuts. His name shall not be spoken.

Can it be written?

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