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#8504
On 6/5/2023 at 8:12 PM, HtownHorn said:

If recent history repeats itself, Toronto will win the series while the Astros struggle to score 3 runs combined over the next 2 games.

Nailed it.

 

Though I guess we could actually tie the series with a win tomorrow.

Edited by HtownHorn

#8505
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Well fuck. Sometimes I hate baseball. Tonight is one of those nights. 

Brown and blanco pitched good enough to win

#8507
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Nailed it.

 

Though I guess we could actually tie the series with a win tomorrow.

🤔

#8509
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Brown and blanco pitched good enough to win

Yup. Bullpen has been average to below average lately. 

#8510

Couldn't ask for more than the leadoff double with Altuve, Yordan, and Tucker coming up

#8512

Blaming this loss on anything besides a bullshit lineup and even shittier hitting is just grasping at straws. This was a winnable game. They just step on their dicks at the plate. 

#8515

Fucking dipshit Abreu striking out on a pitch clock and dipshit Nerris putting the winning run on base with a pitch clock.  We deserve what we got today.  

#8518
23 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Blaming this loss on anything besides a bullshit lineup and even shittier hitting is just grasping at straws. This was a winnable game. They just step on their dicks at the plate. 

The offense sucks, but the bullpen hasn't been great either in the past 8 or so games. They have like 2 appearances where they didn't give up a baserunner over that span. This is where Dusty is just a shitty manager with no in-game strategy. I would have told Altuve to bunt.

#8523
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m thinking about taking up cutting myself after the last 2, what’s the proper way to get started?  


Rangers lost, cut a little deeper 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#8525
16 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Well fuck. Sometimes I hate baseball. Tonight is one of those nights. 

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Yeah.

baseball is the cruelest sport

#8526
14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Rangers lost, cut a little deeper 🥺🥺🥺🥺

You'd rather they won?

Edited by WBT

#8528
33 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Please don't make Valdez 6-5 tonight.

Framber Valdez, a cutter and sinker overlay from his last start on 6/2 against the Angels. Cutter: .156 BA/.333 SLG, .216 wOBASinker: .244 BA/.333 SLG, .284 wOBAThis is not fair. #Ready2Reign

 

#8529

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Astros pitching staff in June thus far: - 61 IP- 3.25 ERA- 5.16 FIP- 18.3% K%- 8.9% BB%- .295 BABIP- 0.2 fWAR

 

#8530
39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Astros pitching staff in June thus far: - 61 IP- 3.25 ERA- 5.16 FIP- 18.3% K%- 8.9% BB%- .295 BABIP- 0.2 fWAR

 

Needed to take advantage of the good pitching luck. 

#8536
12 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
he said he wants to hit Altuve second for the next few days to keep an eye on him.

 

It's becoming very apparent Dusty's brain is not functioning at all.

#8537
Lance McCullers Jr. will undergo an MRI tomorrow after suffering a setback, Astros general manager Dana Brown said. A decision on his future will come after that, early next week.

 

Edited by Seasick Sailor

#8541
33 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
he said he wants to hit Altuve second for the next few days to keep an eye on him.

 


you want runners on base for Altuve + he’ll see more strikes with Yordan behind him 


 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
Lance McCullers Jr. will undergo an MRI tomorrow after suffering a setback, Astros general manager Dana Brown said. A decision on his future will come after that, early next week.

 


he’s done. I hope his contract was insured 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#8542
43 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
he said he wants to hit Altuve second for the next few days to keep an eye on him.

 

Tom Cruise What GIF

#8543
Michael Brantley hit in the batting cage today and threw on the field, Dusty Baker said.

Seth Meyers Please GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 

unpopular opinion … healthy brantley is better than anyone we’d be able to trade for 

#8544
25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Michael Brantley hit in the batting cage today and threw on the field, Dusty Baker said.

Seth Meyers Please GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 

unpopular opinion … healthy brantley is better than anyone we’d be able to trade for 

Obligatory... can he play 1B?

#8546

He's shown decent hands in the outfield.  He might be solid there.  It's not like Abreu is good defensively.

 

#8549
2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That had monster inning potential but 2 runs is better than none

I'm following online, which leads to trying to visualize what the play-by-play calls mean. When it showed Meyers driving in "run(s)," I assumed he'd hit into a DP. Too bad I was right. When Maldy then was up 3-1 with the lineup about to turn over, I hoped he'd take the next pitch but knew better. Sure enough...6-3. Sigh....

#8550
6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm following online, which leads to trying to visualize what the play-by-play calls mean. When it showed Meyers driving in "run(s)," I assumed he'd hit into a DP. Too bad I was right. When Maldy then was up 3-1 with the lineup about to turn over, I hoped he'd take the next pitch but knew better. Sure enough...6-3. Sigh....

Meyers hit the ball hard, but it went straight to the 3rd baseman for the easy DP

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