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#17111
I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 
Hey @Pato del Muerto come get your boyfriend you crybaby bitch lol
#17112

Stella got her groove back.

 

Framber is a warrior.  I have enjoyed his competitive nature.

#17114
44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The gear bulks him up 

not trolling again, but he’s getting another year 

He should get on gear turn that fat into mass.//////////////////

#17119

93 pitches, a walk away from a perfect game, and faced the minimum.  Awesome.

Did I hear that DK's no-hitter was only 83 pitches?  Holy shit, I didn't remember that.

#17122
5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

No pinch hitter??? 

I thought for sure he was going to get snake bit when ford mentioned “and here is a .136 hitter. Who is only starting after a late scratch….”

#17125
13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

eat a bag of chocolate dicks loser

#17128
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

93 pitches, a walk away from a perfect game, and faced the minimum.  Awesome.

Did I hear that DK's no-hitter was only 83 pitches?  Holy shit, I didn't remember that.

Apparently all you need is a ridiculous curveball. 

#17132

I switched to Netflix after Tucker’s RBI single. Watched two episodes of Suits. I’m not sure I’ve ever meant this more than right now.

FML.  

#17134
6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I mean Diaz hasn't caught a no hitter....Mashitty has like what 15 now?

Martin Maldonado has now caught 3 no-hitters, tied for 3rd-most in MLB history, behind only:Carlos Ruiz & Jason Varitek, with 4 each https://t.co/VmoQRrbJR3

 

#17136
1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I switched to Netflix after Tucker’s RBI single. Watched two episodes of Suits. I’m not sure I’ve ever meant this more than right now.

FML.  

ATTSN replay at 11.

#17138
1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:
Martin Maldonado has now caught 3 no-hitters, tied for 3rd-most in MLB history, behind only:Carlos Ruiz & Jason Varitek, with 4 each https://t.co/VmoQRrbJR3

 

Looks like Sarah’s on the Maldy train. 

#17141

Night and day from his last start. Maybe he needs a Verlander in the rotation to up his game or take the pressure of being the stopper off his back. He was dealing tonight.

#17147
1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I sense a lot of Rangers fans felt a little anal pucker today. 

 Visitors to the state of Texas tonight got a total of 3 hits in two games that took a combined 4:04 to play.

 

#17148
3 hours ago, WBT said:

Sounds pretty good, especially once Framber and Javier are unfucked.

Consider Framber unfucked, moron.

#17149
 Visitors to the state of Texas tonight got a total of 3 hits in two games that took a combined 4:04 to play.
 
ALC rules!

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