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#19158
2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bill Brown at 75 is mentally sharper than Kalas at 57.

Well, he’s now asked three times if TK is coming back. 

#19159
4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

 

 


Brownie is taking me back to Sunday afternoons at my grandpa’s house when Ken Caminiti would fire missiles to Glenn Davis.

 

 

Really good stuff. Agree that he should get 1 Astros series a month or so. Love hearing him call the games.

#19167
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

i was there for the Scott no-no

I remember watching the two hitter, the one hitter and the no hitter on consecutive nights

#19168
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


only legends get statues …

 

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That '86 team picture has plenty of my all-time fav Astros in it.  Señor Lopez is one of them.

#19169

Lmao asked my guy what Singletons walk up song was

Singleton gives zero fucks

Its cut off but its Young Stoner Life & Young Thug



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#19177
7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That '86 team picture has plenty of my all-time fav Astros in it.  Señor Lopez is one of them.

That's Señor Smoke to you sir.

#19179
9th grade is HS so he skipped a year ahead in math.  My youngest is doing the same this year.
My point is who the fuck cares lol


Was in 8th grade fucking a sophmore is acceptable
#19180
Just now, Scraps said:
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
9th grade is HS so he skipped a year ahead in math.  My youngest is doing the same this year.

My point is who the fuck cares lol

Fair 'nuff.

#19181
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


86, i was in 8th grade, complete bad ass. Taking hs math, always had fresh nikes 

 

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3 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


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What, you want him to say he was in 8th grade, had bad acne and no girlfriend?

#19186

f Lamar Consolidated.  They knocked us out of the playoffs in football my soph year when I was only playing special teams.  The next year when I was actually playing, we played them in the same round and knocked them out.

#19187
f Lamar Consolidated.  They knocked us out of the playoffs in football my soph year when I was only playing special teams.  The next year when I was actually playing, we played them in the same round and knocked them out.
Lmao jk....lots of jr high/high school memories coming out tonight with Brownie


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#19188
7 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Just checking in from Oracle Park to say fuck the Rangers20230811_190851.thumb.jpg.f7948c6a2988a5b0911dc01afe3b4503.jpg

Tell me more about this wearing a jacket at twilight in August.  That seems awesome.

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3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Tell me more about this wearing a jacket at twilight in August.  That seems awesome.

Gonna be underdressed in a few minutes tho. 

#19191
38 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

i was there for the Scott no-no

Me too. 8 years old and I was tossing hot dogs over the railing into the lower deck along with paper and drinks. 

#19192
4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Tell me more about this wearing a jacket at twilight in August.  That seems awesome.


he’s obviously in a mental faculty and this a ‘night out’ for them 

#19193

LAA Pitcher was a bit cocky after the strikeout.  Your team is getting blasted, yo.

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#19195
5 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

 

Gonna be underdressed in a few minutes tho. 

I remember some announcer way back in the day saying the coldest he's ever been was a night game at Candlestick in July.

#19198
Montero gets a called third strike against the greatest player in the history of the game.  He back fuckers.
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