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#24051
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Abreu getting so many bases loaded ABs....one has to be a grand slam

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#24053

I mumbled, "Here comes a double play" as Abreu came up.

 

Happy to be way fucking wrong.  Kinda glad the Astros are putting the hurt on Sherzer.  a lot glad.

#24058

You know Verlander is competitive as fuck with Scherzer, so he probably sees 3 HRs and thinks, "I can beat that."

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#24062

with the effect this thread has on those we shit talk, I'm gonna make a future wager on Dusty Baker to be the AL manager at the 2024 ASG. 

Edited by Gourmand

#24063
Just now, Gourmand said:

with the effect this thread has on those we shit talk, I'm gonna make a future wager on Dusty Baker to be the AL manager at the 2004 ASG. 

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#24065
Just now, Js1 said:

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I was wondering if I read it wrong.

#24067

Glad he's producing but Stanton is 100% correct that Scherzer was extremely stupid to throw that pitch right there. Also glad to have an announcer admit that he has to cheat to catch high velocity. 

#24068
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Also glad to have an announcer admit that he has to cheat to catch high velocity. 

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unfortunately watching the Rangers feed with Ford/Sparks on pbp

#24069
13 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Before we start sucking each other’s cocks, just remember we have the Padres at home this weekend. 

Kevin Brown ain’t walking through that door. 

#24071
8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

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unfortunately watching the Rangers feed with Ford/Sparks on pbp

Wasn't a trash can cheat reference, has to cheat and look fastball to catch up to it. 

#24074

Sparks just said it's been since Aug 7 that the Rangers bullpen had 2 or more innings of shutout ball

#24082
Just now, Mo Horn said:

How did Tucker not score there?

He got a delayed jump making sure it wasn’t caught.

was getting to third as they were throwing it back in and with no outs decided not to risk it.

Ok decision with nobody out  

#24083
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He got a delayed jump making sure it wasn’t caught.

was getting to third as they were throwing it back in and with no outs decided not to risk it.

Ok decision with nobody out  

But how Abreu didn’t tag to third on Jankowski’s arm and then score on that bloop is annoying 

#24084

Ranger announcers bug me.

"Low effort by Tucker going to 2nd"

No, dumbasses, he wasn't sure if the ball was going to be caught or not.  Once he saw it was gonna clear, he put it in gear.  They said similar shit last night about Yordan going to 3rd on a hit to shallow LF.  He wasn't loafing, he just knew there was no fucking way he was legging it out for home.

I don't like the effort being questioned, on guys who fucking bust their asses all the time.  It's also about knowing the situation.

#24085
Just tuned in. I thought Scherzer was pitching tonight? WHERE'S SCHERZER WHERE'D HE GO?
He got Astro'd
#24087
15 minutes ago, slorch said:

Ranger announcers bug me.

"Low effort by Tucker going to 2nd"

No, dumbasses, he wasn't sure if the ball was going to be caught or not.  Once he saw it was gonna clear, he put it in gear.  They said similar shit last night about Yordan going to 3rd on a hit to shallow LF.  He wasn't loafing, he just knew there was no fucking way he was legging it out for home.

I don't like the effort being questioned, on guys who fucking bust their asses all the time.  It's also about knowing the situation.

Why are you listening to the Rangers announc-- OHHHHH YOU'RE WATCHING ON TV.

I always use MLB since I'm (1) a poor T-Mobile user (and get it for free) and (2) nowhere near in-market for any of these games. Then I switch to Ford & Sparky's audio to go with the video. :)

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#24090
1 minute ago, Smax said:
6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:
Just tuned in. I thought Scherzer was pitching tonight? WHERE'S SCHERZER WHERE'D HE GO?

He got Astro'd

 

#24091
28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The Rangers' most effective pitcher this series has been Austin Hedges, 1.2 IP only 2 hits allowed.

Hopefully we get another chance to knock him down a peg

#24094

Everyone gives Matt Boltz credit for the radio bumper music when he plays the perfect soundtrack to something quirky that just happened (as they should) but as I’ve pointed out, the rest is crap ‘90s/ early 2000s pop rock.

witness: creed - my sacrifice coming out of that last break 

#24095
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Everyone gives Matt Boltz credit for the radio bumper music when he plays the perfect soundtrack to something quirky that just happened (as they should) but as I’ve pointed out, the rest is crap ‘90s/ early 2000s pop rock.

witness: creed - my sacrifice coming out of that last break 

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cmon JV do not let them off the mat

#24096
45 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

with the effect this thread has on those we shit talk, I'm gonna make a future wager on Dusty Baker to be the AL manager at the 2024 ASG. 

Hopefully at the request of whoever our 2024 manager as a goodwill gesture to a retired ambassador of the game…who’s team raked at the site of the 2024 ASG, Globe Life Park 

#24098

Uncle Mike makin' plays today. Welcome back, Brantley.

4 minutes ago, Smax said:
9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:
 

I know

I know you know.

You know I know you know.

We both know that Slorch knows, and Slorch knows we know it.

We're a very knowledgeable fandom.

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