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#24102

Even in a 6 run game, Maldy's out here giving up steals left and right

#24107
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Motherfucker.

I wish Garcia was still in the game to buzz him leading off the next inning

FUCK RANGERS FANS FOR CHEERING ALTUVE GETTING HIT

 

#24108
5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

JV gets out of the mess! What a pitch!

Commented to wife, "That was gutsy as hell"

She looks up from phone screen, "yeah It was JV..."

That shit ain't automatic and it takes a certain amount of gravitas to pull that string.

#24110
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

This is amazing

like Dusty’s non-sensical lineups, I’m convinced managers will never learn bringing in a lefty with Yordan and Tucker coming up


shitty analytics 

#24111
4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Motherfucker.

I wish Garcia was still in the game to buzz him leading off the next inning

I like Garcia in general, but did not like that bullshit at MMP at home plate.

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#24112
Just now, slorch said:

I like Garcia in general, but did not like that bullshit at MMP at home plate.

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Oh I have nothing against Garcia, but he’s their best player this year, and you fuck with the face of our team, we’re coming after your best guy

#24113
3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is amazing

like Dusty’s non-sensical lineups, I’m convinced managers will never learn bringing in a lefty with Yordan and Tucker coming up

What are they supposed to do, bring in only righties?  IDMAS.

#24114
2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Oh I have nothing against Garcia, but he’s their best player this year, and you fuck with the face of our team, we’re coming after your best guy

Seems as if the baseball gods already took care of that shit.

FTR, from the Rangers broadcast on Garcia, "knee discomfort."

 

Might be my imagination, but it seems like opponents in general throw Altuve high and inside a lot more than other hitters.  He hardly seems gruntled.

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#24115
6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Oh I have nothing against Garcia, but he’s their best player this year, and you fuck with the face of our team, we’re coming after your best guy

Seager is by far their best player, when available

Houston's 14 homers are a club record for any three-game series.

 

#24116
In all seriousness, though, and I’m not trying to be snarky: Michael Semien looked really cool pimping that home run in that one game from back in July. That was a really good day for Rangers fans.

 

#24117

JV gets you the 7th.

Neris, Abreu or Montero the 8th

and Pressly the 9th, regardless the score, since he hasn’t pitched in a week and off day tomorrow?

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#24126
41 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Even up 8-1, I knew that fucking GIDP would happen, and it pisses me off still.

Mother fucker

#24132
49 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Everyone gives Matt Boltz credit for the radio bumper music when he plays the perfect soundtrack to something quirky that just happened (as they should) but as I’ve pointed out, the rest is crap ‘90s/ early 2000s pop rock.

witness: creed - my sacrifice coming out of that last break 

It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood was cool after talking about Jankowski loving Mr Rogers last inning

#24142

6 run lead in the 8th don’t be dicking around on the corners and start walking people. Trade a homer for 3 outs. Let’s score 3 in the 9th and crush their spirit more. 

#24143
1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

6 run lead in the 8th don’t be dicking around on the corners and start walking people. Trade a homer for 3 outs. Let’s score 3 in the 9th and crush their spirit more. 

You may be on to something.

#24145

Y’all need to be nicer to Abreu. He’s going to hit like 120 or 130 ops between coming off the injured list and the end of the year. His back was fucked up and now it’s not. Pretty obvious with the night and day difference between bay speed, being able to pull the ball, all that stuff. Just flush the first two months of the season and he’s been fine since then. 
he’s still only our 8th best bat and Peña is still only our 9th best bat of Dusty ever gives us the death lineup, but that makes everyone absorb average if we decide to do it. 

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