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#25052
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Your first no no in person being a 5-pitcher effort against Oakland would be kinda like losing your virginity to Holly Rowe.

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#25057

Just rolled into Kansas City for a long weekend and saw Jose Altuve walk right in front of down in the Plaza.Gave him a shout out and threw up the horns and got a big smile back.

I know CSB, but fuck the haters.

#25059
1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Just rolled into Kansas City for a long weekend and saw Jose Altuve walk right in front of down in the Plaza.Gave him a shout out and threw up the horns and got a big smile back.

I know CSB, but fuck the haters.

Currently drinking at Eddie V’s

Looking for Dusty and tomorrow night’s lineup card

#25060
1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Currently drinking at Eddie V’s

Looking for Dusty and tomorrow night’s lineup card

Give him a roofie, steal the lineup card and let the surly geniuses fill it out and turn it in. Release and untie Baker 15 minutes before game time tomorrow, push him out of your slow moving vehicle by the player gate at the stadium and then haul ass out of the parking lot. We're all counting on you.

#25061
36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Give him a roofie, steal the lineup card and let the surly geniuses fill it out and turn it in. Release and untie Baker 15 minutes before game time tomorrow, push him out of your slow moving vehicle by the player gate at the stadium and then haul ass out of the parking lot. We're all counting on you.

I'm on it tomorrow.  I think they are staying next door at the Intercontinental.  I'll stake it out or go to the ribs/collard green place as soon as I find out where it is.

 

Chas and Yanier forever!

#25062

stand outside the team hotel with a "free yainer" sign and get someone to take your photo.  one-man protest.  post on twitter.  go viral.  profit.

#25065

Why was Eovaldi pulled after 3.1?

73 pitches. Not terribly effective but a 4-2 lead.

fastball was sitting 94 until his second to last pitch which was his first one over 95 at 96.4.

No Scherzer and ineffective Eovaldi can’t feel good if you’re a rangers fan 

(Says the guy whose team just saw their #1 and #2 lose to the A’s)

#25066
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Why was Eovaldi pulled after 3.1?

73 pitches. Not terribly effective but a 4-2 lead.

fastball was sitting 94 until his second to last pitch which was his first one over 95 at 96.4.

No Scherzer and ineffective Eovaldi can’t feel good if you’re a rangers fan 

(Says the guy whose team just saw their #1 and #2 lose to the A’s)

Oh, our pitching is Torbush'ed, no doubt.

But we can be an agent of chaos and Leroy Jenkins as deep into the playoffs as possible if our offense is hot and hopefully ruin someone's year.

#25070

Rangers swept 4 games at Toronto by a combined 35-9.  Fucking Canada

#25071

Astros need to continue to give Javier his average 6.87 in run support.

38 minutes ago, WBT said:

Rangers swept 4 games at Toronto by a combined 35-9.  Fucking Canada

How do you only score 9 runs in 4 games against that trash staff?

#25072
2 hours ago, WBT said:

Rangers swept 4 games at Toronto by a combined 35-9.  Fucking Canada

It's even worse when you look at the exchange rate.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Astros need to continue to give Javier his average 6.87 in run support.

How do you only score 9 runs in 4 games against that trash staff?

Well the Astros just scored 8 runs in 3 games against the A's, sooooooooo.... yeah.........

#25073
18 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Happy Day Off! 

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With Lil Shep outgrowing the "cute" stage, I think this kid should be the new mascot for Astros threads going forward.

Lil' Shep will always be #1 and gets his number retired, but it might be time for new blood.

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Well the Astros just scored 8 runs in 3 games against the A's, sooooooooo.... yeah.........

So you're saying we're due for an offensive explosion?  I'm down with that.

#25075
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

So you're saying we're due for an offensive explosion?  I'm down with that.

Of course we are - we aren't playing at home this weekend. 

#25076
3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

It's even worse when you look at the exchange rate.

Well the Astros just scored 8 runs in 3 games against the A's, sooooooooo.... yeah.........

If we had had a 4th game against Oakland, it'd probably be 9 runs in the series too.

#25077
2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Really need 7 of the next 9.  Otherwise, the last week is going to be dicey.  

Yep. I said we needed 7-2 in our nine against the A’s and Royals.

We’re 1-2. so need to sweep those two series and avoid getting swept at home against the O’s

#25078

Lilshep is currently working on golf game has a upcoming one vs one against his "rival". Crazy how quickly his "rival" and him have become friends. That lil girl could easily have the team wrapped around her finger. Heck she could convince dusty to actually play our best 9 more than once a year.

#25080

Bummer he’s going tonight instead of tomorrow or Sunday… which means we only get him once in our 6 games against them in the next week, vs twice.

But we will get Jordan Lyles twice!

#25081

For a team on track to lose 112 games, I’m disappointed the Royals won’t have a 20 game loser.

Grienke/Lyles on pace to combine for ~35 is pretty sweet though.

May be behind a paywall but I enjoyed this article from a month ago

https://www.wsj.com/sports/baseball/jordan-lyles-kansas-city-royals-pitcher-ffd0c8cd

He Eats Innings, Surrenders Runs and Loses Games—Which Makes Him Very Valuable

By taking the ball every five days and working deep into the game, the Royals’ Jordan Lyles is an example of a lost breed that helps his team win in the long run by losing

#25082
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sharpen up those resumes. Maybe one dick slaps can be Dusty’s assistant ….

 

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I may just go Costanza my way to GM. Where is that sonofabitch Crane? I’d like to give him a piece of my mind!

#25087

He's gonna drop Chas to 9th at some point.  I can feel it.

Edited by kevwun

#25088
6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's gonna drop Chas to 9th at some point.  I can feel it.

Well, is Chas a big boy Mr smart guy?  Nope. That’s Altuve, Tucker and Bregman. That’s it. Those are the only Big Boys. Dusty told me. 

#25091
16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's gonna drop Chas to 9th at some point.  I can feel it.


i like chas or pena at 9, set the table for Altuve and bregman 

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Can someone clarify being a big boy versus a fatty? 

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Edited by tx 3 putt

#25093
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


i like chas or pena at 9, set the table for Altuve and bregman 

 

 

 

 

GIF by South Park

Maybe festively plump?

#25095

I’m still not a fan of Pena in the 2 spot. I like him at 9 with Diaz catching but it is what it is. I know he was successful there last post season and has been doing better of late so not a huge deal. 

Edited by Mitch Hedberg

#25098
8 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Dusty would have benched Big Puma

Now do Babe Ruth

Definitely couldn't play outfield with JV pitching

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