Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 37k
  • Views 1.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#25904
Did cuzzi say “fuck me?! Fuck you!!”?!
 
Even if not, that’s what I’m going to think he said 

That’s what I saw/heard.
#25908
1 minute ago, BrickTop said:

Who was that Cuzzi ran? And yea he said fuck me? Fuck you!

Dumbass Cintron

#25917
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Diaz earning two days off, all that running around the bases can wear out a man 

You sick Dusty’s dick incessantly. Tell your dude. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

23 HRs. Think how many he'd have if he was our full time catcher

Every time he hits a HR I hate Dusty even more. 

#25918

That was rather crushed

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And of course Arlington is winning.

Of course?  They've sucked more than we have the last 2 weeks.

#25919

Diaz now alone in 3rd in the AL for  home runs by rookies.

Henderson - 27 (140 games played)

Casas - 24 (132 games played)

Diaz - 23 (98 games played)

 

thanks for the lost draft pick, Dusty.

#25921

This team is like Britney Spears level disaster....still alive, but fucking barely functioning

#25926

So is Urquidy just broken now?

Some regression for the pitching staff was inevitable but I wonder if we're starting to miss Strommy a year on.

#25927

Welp 

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

23 HRs. Think how many he'd have if he was our full time catcher

Maldy has 15 ? So he’d have at least 10 more 

#25928
20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Me thinks we are done here tonight. I'm heading on vacation for the next 2 1/2 out of the country so will see scores but won't follow any games. By the time I get back the season will be over as well as the wild cards. Hopefully we can get hot and go on a run. If not tonight will be the last Astros game I'll see this year. I'll leave it in your hands Surly. 

I leave next week for 2-1/2 weeks out of the country as well.  Doesn’t look like we’ll miss anything.  

#25929
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

So is Urquidy just broken now?

Some regression for the pitching staff was inevitable but I wonder if we're starting to miss Strommy a year on.

Yeah. I’m sure we are. 

#25932

Unless Brantley's shoulder is unattached again, he should ph for Peña here.  And if it is, Meyers probably should.

Alas.

#25934
Just now, Planet Houston said:

I just don’t get this team. Sigh

We just aren't all that good this year, and haven't been. Between the old players getting injured, the young players regressing, some questionable management and rule changes that absolutely affected our strategy (limiting the shift), we're just a shadow of the team we were last year.

We might trip our way into the playoffs this year, if only because the rest of our division seems to be unable to seal the deal, but we aren't scaring anyone.

#25935

We’re slumping at a bad time. 
thankfully so are Texas and Seattle.

hopefully we pull it together and something like a 7-3 or 8-2 L10 to finish the season.

but the pitching is going to be a real problem in October. I‘m not sure how this staff can pull out 11 wins, especially if 4 have to be against the Braves offense. Pray someone gets hot for 3 games and takes them out in the LDS

#25936
5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

hopefully we pull it together and something like a 7-3 or 8-2 L10 to finish the season.

but the pitching is going to be a real problem in October. I‘m not sure how this staff can pull out 11 wins, especially if 4 have to be against the Braves offense. Pray someone gets hot for 3 games and takes them out in the LDS

Lionel Ritchie What GIF

#25938
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We’re slumping at a bad time. 
thankfully so are Texas and Seattle.

hopefully we pull it together and something like a 7-3 or 8-2 L10 to finish the season.

but the pitching is going to be a real problem in October. I‘m not sure how this staff can pull out 11 wins, especially if 4 have to be against the Braves offense. Pray someone gets hot for 3 games and takes them out in the LDS

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and enjoy first place while I can.

#25948
3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Nice hustle, Peña.  

Yeah why tf would you not slide there?

#25949

3 pitchers this inning and the tying run hasn't even come to the plate 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.