Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#27701
"We'll have a high powered offense. Our better hitters in there is what I'm hoping for but Dusty makes the lineups. He makes the decision. I know we need the offense. We need game 1." - Dana Brown asked by @SeanUnfiltered on the lineup on @SportsTalk790

 

  • Replies 37k
  • Views 1.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#27702

I like our GM going on the radio to admit he has no power or say 

#27704
8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like our GM going on the radio to admit he has no power or say 

At least he gets it.  Up to Crane to pull his head out of his ass at some point

Edited by WBT

#27705
Just now, WBT said:

At least he gets it.  Up to Crane to pull his head out of his ass at some point

Yep.  We basically have a senile head coach running the show, while our "GM" is relegated to being a draft manager and our owner is too busy letting Dusty sideline the analytics guys and do things "his way." 

If we stumble ass backwards into the playoffs, I'm worried he's definitely coming back. 

#27707
25 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think we’ll start our A-team lineup tonight with Diaz, Brantley and McCormick all in there. 

Sarcastic Meagan Good GIF by Harlem
 

Of course, I desperately hope you're right. Just not counting on a shift to the saner side of Dusty today. 

#27708
10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If only we'd split with KC this year, we'd be in much better shape. I know...too soon. 

rage.gif 

If we had literally won ONE more game against them, we would damn near be a lock.

#27710
29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dusty or the field in 2024?

The field because my mental health can't take interest rates around 8 and Dusty Baker as the Astros manager for another year. I'm hanging on by the thinnest of reeds right now.  

#27712
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Dusty or the field in 2024?

Dusty back with Ausmus consulting.

#27715
3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

You guys must be a lot of fun at parties.  Do you do funerals, too?

only if the siblings aren't fighting in probate court

#27716
57 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

GM publicly acknowledging that best offensive lineup gives the best chance to win a game? This seems like progress. 

He has been saying it for a while. It's intentional.

Personally, our death lineup should be:

Altuve, McCormick, Alvarez, Tucker, Diaz, Bregman, Brantley, Abreu, Pena

#27717

Hector Neris statement/apology: 

Quote

First, I want to apologize to Julio, his family, and the Mariners organization. I have a tremendous amount of respect for Julio as a person and a player. He means so much to baseball and the communities in the United States and back home in the Dominican Republic. He is a great player and a better person and deserves to be recognized that way.

 

Secondly, Julio has been a friend dating back to 2020, when we spent the pandemic working out together. We have had a friendly competition when one beats the other on the field, something that is customary in the Dominican Republic and especially among friends. My intent in going towards Julio was to get his attention as part of the friendly ongoing banter that we have had over the years.

 

I recognize that last night I should not have gone towards him like I did. I did not mean to disrespect him, his family, or the Mariners. I do understand how my actions could be interpreted that way.

 

Last, there were reports that I used a homophobic slur, which are simply incorrect. That did not happen and any suggestion to the contrary is wrong. My mother raised me to love and respect people for who they are and that is how I live my life.

 

The Astros won 8-3 on Wednesday night.

 

#27720
45 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That would total boss if he ended his statement by reminding everyone the Astros won the game.

And then a #respectmydecisionIwontbetakinginterviews

#27721
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

That would total boss if he ended his statement by reminding everyone the Astros won the game.

I wish he'd also mentioned how nice Julio looked wearing that sombrero. 

#27722
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

That would total boss if he ended his statement by reminding everyone the Astros won the game.

Yep, that’s exactly how and I read it and literally lol’ed

#27723

"Our better hitters in there is what I'm hoping for"

Jesus tapdancing Christ.  Ridiculous.

 

Edited by TexArcher

#27724

Look, this is baseball.  You can't just expect to quantify things such as offense or defense.  It's way too complicated.  You have to rely on things like being a big boy and intangibles and shit like that.

#27725

Plus, it's not good if they win all the time.  So, playing your best players scares you to death.  And, winning is hard.  That's why Dusty throws fucking darts at the roster two hours before each game.

#27727
5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Look, this is baseball.  You can't just expect to quantify things such as offense or defense.  It's way too complicated.  You have to rely on things like being a big boy and intangibles and shit like that.

Banana pudding is a  most enticing intangible. 

#27728
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Must be a good clubhouse argument going. Feel like we usually have the lineup by now 

They’re shooting Dusty’s wristbands across the locker room for dibs on a day off. 

Edited by slorch

#27731
34 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Look, this is baseball.  You can't just expect to quantify things such as offense or defense.  It's way too complicated.  You have to rely on things like being a big boy and intangibles and shit like that.

The only reason they even keep stats is for the announcers to have something to blab about. No team in MLB has ever used them. 

#27733
1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

The only reason they even keep stats is for the announcers to have something to blab about. No team in MLB has ever used them. 

Except the Cardinals.

#27736

This is so fucking transparent.

Final push from Phoenix.🕖: 8:40 PM📺: @ATTSportsNetSW📻: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

 

#27737

Good Urquidy gets us a 2:15 long game 

#27738

I am Renee Russo in tin cup after he hits the 4th ball in the water laughing like a lunatic, clapping and saying bravo man, you do it your way you stubborn old senile fucking moron. 

#27740

He either truly believes maldonado gives us the best chance to win; or

He is intentionally doing this to establish his aloha dominance over the organization.  
either way it’s absurd he has a job, and total control. Jim Crane did this people. Blame Jimbo. 

#27742

Wish houston media had the stones to ask dusty, Jim and/or Dana why they don't play the best 9 (based on war and other metrics)

#27743

Can only hope that Urquidy starting instead of relieving will bring out his good side. JP tomorrow and then JV Sunday for the must win or Hunter for the meaningless finale. He throws 7 no matter the score and rest the pen for wild card series. JV, Christian and Framber ready to go. 
As far as best lineup, trying to come up with any sort of logical explanation is just a fools errand and makes us all feel dumber for the effort. I’d rather have no clue than say I’m dumb enough to think like Dusty. 

#27746
5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Roof open tonight. 90 degrees at gametime. Their AC broke?

That feels like freezing temps with the summer they’ve had

Edited by UTexasFight

#27749
7 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:
"We'll have a high powered offense. Our better hitters in there is what I'm hoping for but Dusty makes the lineups. He makes the decision. I know we need the offense. We need game 1." - Dana Brown asked by @SeanUnfiltered on the lineup on @SportsTalk790

 

It's no coincidence that this was said this morning, and now we get a pitching change from out of no where.  JP has been a great pitcher, and if not for a horrible game in Boston, he would have an ERA just above 3.  Uriquidy isn't a horrible pitcher, but JP has shown much better performance over a long period of time. Uriquidy has started 9 games this year, and only went 5+ innings in 4 of them. That's how terrible of a starter he is. He's done well in relief here and there, but nothing incredible in either category. He doesn't deserve this start, unless the plan is to tank game 1 so the Dbacks layoff games 2 and 3, which would just be ridiculous at this point.  

This move has to be ego driven, Dusty and Dana are bickering behind the scenes and have been all fucking year. It's atrocious that they can't get on the same page about the guys who have the 4th and 5th highest OPS on the team, an instead start guys that are 8th and 15th in OPS. I believe Dusty will be gone next year, and Dana will find a manager who cares more about winning than playing favorites.  

#27750
36 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Roof open tonight. 90 degrees at gametime. Their AC broke?

HPL diverting the juice to DKR for KU’s locker room.  No excuses for them …

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.