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#28452
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

And fucking themselves to go to Tampa.

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#28454

It's not like Seattle even tried to win the game. Bases loaded HBP.

Too bad Sousa isn't eligible for the playoffs, I would definitely give him a spot.

Edited by HtownHorn

#28455
1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I won’t them the Kareners anymore! Until next year!


First mariner at bat next season, we beam them

#28457

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

#28458

Incredible finish to an otherwise lackluster year! I can't believe they pulled it off after that shit show against the As and Royals, but baseball is a crazy sport. 

Poor Rangers, losing the division race like that has to hurt like a toothpick in the fucking eye. Get fucked losers.

#28459
Just now, TonyTexas said:

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

Enough

Edited by IDIOTsavant
For clarity

#28460
2 hours ago, Scraps said:
2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:
Please take a picture of it, if things go our way today, it will be EPIC

Yeah wasnt able to. It was one of those digital ones that switches ads

Turn your ass around!

#28463
1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

Only one of those days matters 

#28464
1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Let’s send every Mariner a gift card to Deja Vu Showgirls. 
 

How many days were we in 1st place this season?  It wasn’t many. 

About 2 weeks from early to mid Sept

#28466
5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's not like Seattle even tried to win the game. Bases loaded HBP.

Too bad Sousa isn't eligible for the playoffs, I would definitely give him a spot.

Wtf box score is this guy looking at?

#28467
Just now, WBT said:

About 2 weeks from early to mid Sept

The only standings that count are the ones on the last day of the regular season! 

#28469

In the blink of an eye, the Rangers go from winning the division and playing next Saturday to being eliminated on Wednesday. 
 

 

#28471
2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Kyle Tucker's home run was taken away.

Does he have another at bat?

#28477
Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Incredible. Rangers are going to be thinking about this one for eternity. 2.5 games up with 4 to play. 


fuck them, we should be up by 5 games, A’s and Royals ran train on us

#28478
3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Passing through Dallas and these fuckers have a Texas Rangers 2023 AL West Champions billboard already.

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MLB aggy

#28481
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Tucker becomes the first 30/30/30 player in MLB history (30 HRs, 30 SBs for 30 minutes)


astros will appeal it after the game 

#28482
6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Kyle Tucker's home run was taken away.

Where you seeing that?  MLB app still shows the HR

#28488
Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.
Yes there was. At like noon today
#28489
Just now, Scraps said:
6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:
Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

Yes there was. At like noon today

Please take a picture of it and post it

#28490
7 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

Seriously. DFW mfers, get off your asses and do some work!

#28493
6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Where you seeing that?  MLB app still shows the HR

Ok, Ford just confirmed.  Lame

#28494
21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


First mariner at bat next season, we beam them

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#28495
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Ok, Ford just confirmed.  Lame

ESPN just magically shows us going from 5 to 8 runs lol

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#28499
10 minutes ago, Scraps said:
16 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:
Hold the fuck up? Is there really a 2023 al west champion billboard in Dallas? We need fucking pictures ASAP.

Yes there was. At like noon today

I will venmo you $10 if you get a picture of it

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