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#28554

i don't think this team deserves to win the division, much less go to the playoffs WHICH JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER THAT WE DID! HAHAHA SUCK IT RANGERS HAHAHAHA!!!!!

#28557

LFG, Stros! 
 

that Braves lineup looks like our 2019 lineup, hoping it works out like that for them!

#28559

Can’t help but just laugh at the epic fall of the rangers. Our guys probably partying it up on the short plane ride from phoenix and have the week off. 

those chumps have to fly from Seattle literally across the country all the way to  Tampa for a game on Tuesday. Brutal.

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#28560

The elephant in the room - now the Astros face their toughest opponent ….


 

 

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Scared Horror GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

Edited by tx 3 putt

#28561
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Boys, It’s now the race to 11 

We're due for one of our annual double-digit winning streaks.  This would be a fine time for it.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

#28562
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


fuck them, we should be up by 5 games, A’s and Royals ran train on us

lucky for us the As and Royal's won't eliminate beat us in the playoffs.

 

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#28564
1 hour ago, Scraps said:

This guy saw it
 

There was a billboard along I-35 in Farmers Branch congratulating the Rangers on their AL West Championship. If the Astros hold on, I’d kinda like to go see if it is still there.

 

Billboard on I-35 in Farmers Branch. Saw it at 10am Sun morning. Husband and I went back after HOU clinched and it was still there at 5pm! #NotSoFastRangers

 

#28573
23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The Rangers are getting the Astros treatment by the networks. All weekday 2:00pm games. 

I love that for them!

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#28577
Hey remember when the Rangers made the Astros play in Tampa Bay when Houston was under water? Have fun at the Trop motherfuckers

 

#28578
2 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Hey remember when the Rangers made the Astros play in Tampa Bay when Houston was under water? Have fun at the Trop motherfuckers

 

I wish I could give that tweet a thousand likes 

#28579
33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Am I crazy to think we'll be the late game for the DS?  No NY or BOS and everyone knows us now.  BAL (and the rest of the AL field) feel a little anonymous natuonally.  Ratings will be down regardless but it kind of feels like we'll be the AL headliners.

#28580
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Hey remember when the Rangers made the Astros play in Tampa Bay when Houston was under water? Have fun at the Trop motherfuckers

 

It's just not fair for the Rangers season ticket holders to have to watch 2pm games...from their couch.

#28581
49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


angry marlon brando GIF

I'm not in my 20's any more.  If I was, I would be looking so forward to Saturday that I would probably start drinking hard on Thursday.  As it is now, I'll be happy to make it through TX/OU without having to take a nap and making it through Astros Game 1 without having to go to bed.

#28582
Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm not in my 20's any more.  If I was, I would be looking so forward to Saturday that I would probably start drinking hard on Thursday.  As it is now, I'll be happy to make it through TX/OU without having to take a nap and making it through Astros Game 1 without having to go to bed.

Same 

#28583
53 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

 

Billboard on I-35 in Farmers Branch. Saw it at 10am Sun morning. Husband and I went back after HOU clinched and it was still there at 5pm! #NotSoFastRangers

 

In 2006, the Dallas Morning News leaked the official championship parade rout when the Mavs went up 2-0 over Miami in the NBA finals.  Miami won the next four games and the championship.  You’d think those fuckers would’ve learned.  You do not tempt the sports gods.  

#28584
1 hour ago, oh_snap said:

 

Billboard on I-35 in Farmers Branch. Saw it at 10am Sun morning. Husband and I went back after HOU clinched and it was still there at 5pm! #NotSoFastRangers

 

Incorrect.

billboard Outfront should have told ya

#28585
20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

billboard Outfront should have told ya

LMAO. That was my first thought, too.

#28587
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tx / Ou and Astros game 1

 

Cracking Up Lol GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

Between those two games and TXST v Louisiana on national TV Saturday my liver is gonna be in a world of hurt… 

 

 

 

 

#28588

I laughed. Good Run Astros, Keep it going. 

Where the fukk you going my AL WEST division championship??PUT THAT MUTHA FUKKA BACK!pic.twitter.com/0kGitBXenu

 

#28590
3 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Now we've got a few extra days to figure out the proper shade of green for the batter's eye! 


the next 5 days will be great 

#28592

Why not just win 10 games and have that be the highest number?   Not eleven; just make ten the top level of games?  
 

-Yankees fan 

#28593

Just woke up in Alexandria Egypt to see that we won the division. Crazy last week. Good job Surly bringing it home. 

#28594

Do we really have to carry 26 for the LDS? There are about 5 names I don’t want Dusty to be able to pencil in (6 if you count Maldy)

Altuve

abreu

pena

Bregman

Yordan

Brantley

Chas

Tucker

Dubon

Meyers

Kessinger

Singleton 

 

Maldy

Diaz

 

JV

Framber

Javier

JP

Urquidy

Pressly

Abreu

Neris

Montero

Graveman

Maton

Brown

(Stanek gonna regret taking that paternity leave )

 

#28595
3 hours ago, WBT said:

Am I crazy to think we'll be the late game for the DS?  No NY or BOS and everyone knows us now.  BAL (and the rest of the AL field) feel a little anonymous natuonally.  Ratings will be down regardless but it kind of feels like we'll be the AL headliners.

We for sure will be the AL headliners

Anyone know if the time windows are set for TBS and Fox (we’re FOX/FS1 this year) or will they mix it up depending on the matchups?

ATL/Philly or Miami and Balt/ Rays or Rangers feels like the earlier games on sat followed by Astros in the early evening and Dodgers /Brewers or D-Backs in the last slot 

#28596

Game 1 will have dubon and maldy, only question is uncle Mike v chas. Playoff baseball, I’ll take uncle Mike game 1 as dh. Yordan playing LF 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#28598
5 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

told ya'll the astros would take the west today.

 

have faith bros.

 

astros are champs.  they will be a hard out.

 

 

not gonna lie, I was thinking of your post in the Rangers ninth

#28599
5 hours ago, The Dog said:
Hey remember when the Rangers made the Astros play in Tampa Bay when Houston was under water? Have fun at the Trop motherfuckers

 

I will never, ever forgive those fuckers for that shit.  

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