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#30801
THE ASTROS WILL PLAY IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME FANS FOR THE ENTIRE ALCS.

 

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#30802

Again, it needs to be said: this shit is crazy. 
Playoff baseball is literally basically a coinflip. To come out the 7 time LDS champs, only with 1 series even going 5 games, is utterly and completely absurd. 

#30803
4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Again, it needs to be said: this shit is crazy. 
Playoff baseball is literally basically a coinflip. To come out the 7 time LDS champs, only with 1 series even going 5 games, is utterly and completely absurd. 

Yeah, this.

especially only that 1 rays series going 5 is crazy 

#30804
4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Again, it needs to be said: this shit is crazy. 
Playoff baseball is literally basically a coinflip. To come out the 7 time LDS champs, only with 1 series even going 5 games, is utterly and completely absurd. 

How is this the same team that got swept by the Royals?

#30805
38 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I work with a lotta folks in and from Minnesota. I'm wondering how obnoxious I can be on Slack tomorrow without losing my job.

Do you report to any of them ?

 

#30807

Dusty was asked about urquidy - ‘Urquidy was great today, but Maldy ….’  Hahaha

 

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Edited by tx 3 putt

#30811
7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dusty was asked about urquidy - ‘Urquidy was great today, but Maldy ….’  Hahaha

 

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In 13 plate appearances maldonado was responsible for 12 outs created. 
the guy who’s a mental midget he’s responsible for got rocked and sucked. During the course of the year, his pitchers, who are all more accomplished had an era 1/2 a run higher. Yes- he is clearly the reason we are where we are. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

#30812
“Everyone will forget what you did,” Alex Cintrón said he told José Abreu. “Everyone will remember what you did in September and October.’” -https://t.co/OONYwfF4ru

That’s fucking coaching !!!!


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#30813
5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

In 13 plate appearances maldonado was responsible for 12 outs created. 
the guy who’s a mental midget he’s responsible for got rocked and sucked. During the course of the year, his pitchers, who are all more accomplished had an era 1/2 a run higher. Yes- he is clearly the reason we are where we are. 


the catchers position has been a 0 at the plate so far 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#30815
30 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Again, it needs to be said: this shit is crazy. 
Playoff baseball is literally basically a coinflip. To come out the 7 time LDS champs, only with 1 series even going 5 games, is utterly and completely absurd. 

starting to think it's not literally a coinflip.

 

37 minutes ago, The Dog said:
THE ASTROS WILL PLAY IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME FANS FOR THE ENTIRE ALCS.

 

so who has homefield in the alcs?  i know we had the same regular season record, but is there some sort of tiebreaker we go to?  seems kind of important for...whomever has that.

#30816
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


the catchers position has been a 0 at the plate so far 

There’s only one guy that’s hit in the catcher position this entire postseason and yes- it has been a zero. 

#30818
Just now, henrygandorf said:

starting to think it's not literally a coinflip.

 

so who has homefield in the alcs?  i know we had the same regular season record, but is there some sort of tiebreaker we go to?  seems kind of important for...whomever has that.

I mean-  have the astros are the one team to ever unlock the secret?  The diamondbacks just swept the dodgers, the Phillies should have swept the Braves. Southern Oklahoma just laid waste to 2 teams that combined for 200 wins this season after gagging away the division. I think it’s a coinflip. Astros results say different. 

#30820
7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

starting to think it's not literally a coinflip.

 

so who has homefield in the alcs?  i know we had the same regular season record, but is there some sort of tiebreaker we go to?  seems kind of important for...whomever has that.

The 2 seed hosts the 5 seed.

#30821
9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Stick with 12? Or go with 13 pitchers (which probably means adding Graveman)?

Add Salazar.

Dump Kessinger and Singleton 


Extra pitcher 

#30823
If you need to update the scorecard.JV’s line:1 S - - - -5 F-bombs2 MFs🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

#30824
15 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

starting to think it's not literally a coinflip.

 

so who has homefield in the alcs?  i know we had the same regular season record, but is there some sort of tiebreaker we go to?  seems kind of important for...whomever has that.

It’s a tongue in cheek shot at us having more fans in the Rangers’ ballpark when we’ve played there. 

#30825
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Correa gave maldy a lot of credit in his post game interview, and broke down what he did to keep the twins off balance

 

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Full Carlos Correa quote on Martín Maldonado and the way the Astros pitched the Twins the last two days, per @BallySportsNOR. Correa told a Twins coach last season that Maldonado is worth 15 wins to the Astros

 

#30826
Just now, Gourmand said:
Full Carlos Correa quote on Martín Maldonado and the way the Astros pitched the Twins the last two days, per @BallySportsNOR. Correa told a Twins coach last season that Maldonado is worth 15 wins to the Astros

 


I don’t think Correa reads this thread !!!!!!!!!

 

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#30827
2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Full Carlos Correa quote on Martín Maldonado and the way the Astros pitched the Twins the last two days, per @BallySportsNOR. Correa told a Twins coach last season that Maldonado is worth 15 wins to the Astros

 

Well at least we now have a number for how much the "intangibles" are worth. Sounds like we would have been a 75 win team without Maldy!

#30828
2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Well at least we now have a number for how much the "intangibles" are worth. Sounds like we would have been a 75 win team without Maldy!

#maldanadoline

#30829
3 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Well at least we now have a number for how much the "intangibles" are worth. Sounds like we would have been a 75 win team without Maldy!

 

if we cloned maldy, we'd win 105 ?

#30832
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Machete is going to be a superstar manager 

 

correa - id love to get him back in the astro's org when he retires 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#30835
15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

correa - id love to get him back in the astro's org when he retires 

Based on his Maldonado valuation the best job he could take for the Astros is Yankees GM.

#30836

Yeah I love Correa but fuck having him be GM in Houston. No to superstar players as GMs or Managers it just never works out.

#30837
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Imagine your favorite college basketball team making the final four 7 years in a row 

 

Celebrate Alex Bregman GIF by MLB

That is also what Bregman does after eating his own salsa.

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#30838
Every year we invite you to a rematch and every year you find an excuse to not show up. https://t.co/ZW8PFrIcXp

 

#30839
Yankees & Twins fans watching Rangers fans saying “WE WANT HOUSTON”

 

#30840
The Houston Astros have made the postseasonUnfortunately that means that 1 of 2 ALCS spots have already been taken because those are the rules

 

#30841
Baker is the greatest manager in Astros history. Maldonado is a master game caller.Abreu has been one of the most clutch sluggers in baseball for 5 weeks. Pressly is one of the best postseason closer of his era. Twitter managers should accept they don’t know as much as Dusty. https://t.co/RdvUkM3Axf

 

#30844

Where did dusty find this Correa mask ?

Carlos Correa spoke after the season-ending loss to the Astros in Game 4. #MNTwins

 

#30845
56 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
Every year we invite you to a rematch and every year you find an excuse to not show up. https://t.co/ZW8PFrIcXp

 

Haha what a fucking bitch. So punchable.

#30846
I wonder what that match up could of been like… I guess we’ll never know. #Astros #Dodgers

 

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#30848
50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Where did dusty find this Correa mask ?

Carlos Correa spoke after the season-ending loss to the Astros in Game 4. #MNTwins

 

@Wulaw Horn maybe you can suck on it?

#30849

I'll assume we see the same line up as the last jv start on sat ....

J. Altuve
A. Bregman
Y. Alvarez dh or lf
K. Tucker
J. Abreu
M. Brantley dh or lf
J. Pena
M. Maldonado

 

 

 

 


 

#30850

This is the best clubhouse in mlb going on 8 years. Verlander nailed it, hopefully the young guys keep it going and have the right manager in place to lead them / manage the personalities …..

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