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#33903
Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 
Lol. What a pussy.
#33904
Just now, cabowabo said:

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

Honestly I’d be happy with this being the end of the line if we don’t score. It won’t be, but I just don’t trust him. 

#33905
Just now, cabowabo said:

Let's just get Verlander through 6 with no more runs and turn it over to the BP.

He's going 7, maybe 8.

#33906
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Jesus 

#33909
Just now, WBT said:

He's going 7, maybe 8.

This is the end of this series for Verlander.

Just let him go.

#33910
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Homer Simpson Wow GIF by Justin

#33912

This fucking lineup has managed 1 run in in 11.1 innings against Montgomery. Change shit up you dumb fucking muddaskunt

Edited by Pimphand

#33913
27 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

Forgive me if I don’t believe you….because you strike me as the type of fella that’s thorough enough to have cut pre-measured rope for every room in the house for this exact scenario.

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Typo

#33914

I’m pretty confident we win this game. In a contest between the Astros late innings bullpen and the Rangers, I’ll take ours every time

#33915
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp. Time to go hang myself. Or at least start measuring the rope. 
hello darkness my old friend. 

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#33916

Some of y'all seriously forgot that we won the World Series last year.  There is no pressure on the Astros at all.  And whatever happens, happens, still won the World series 2 times in the last 6 years.  

#33923
1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

Some of y'all seriously forgot that we won the World Series last year.  There is no pressure on the Astros at all.  And whatever happens, happens, still won the World series 2 times in the last 6 years.  

Did not forget and if we were playing any other team not named Yankees or Rangers I would agree. They have some shitstack fans on this site who deserve sports agony.

#33933

108.6 mph

Just now, cabowabo said:

I'll take a passed ball.

yeah, maybe Heim will breakout his maldy impression one more time

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