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#34503

My mom is here visiting from Texas and we had dinner reservations. Just as we left they went up 4-2. Was following at dinner. Holy shit, Altuve is a God. Let's do it again next game and finish it. 

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#34508

Best thing about Altuve is how he just rounds the bases. No bullshit showing up the pitcher, or flashing stupid signs to the dugout. All business.

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#34509

Just as a reminder here:

Garcia hit a 3-run shot, does about as much showboating as you're ever going to see.  Stands forever in batter's box.  Carries bat to first base and slams it down.  Does a big slow-motion stomping thing as he gets to home.  After all that nonsense, Verlander gets the ball back and throws a strike to the next hitter.

Half-inning later:  Altuve hits a 3-run shot, takes his bases with none of that bullshit.  Leclerc gets the ball back and like a little bitch he throws the very next pitch right at Dubon's head.

 

#34510

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

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#34513
2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

Maybe he can get Dusty ejected again!

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#34514

Yainer with the pinch hit and catching the 9th, Singelton with the gutsy walk, Kessinger with the great defensive play, Altuve with the big hit, Pressly slammed the door. 
It’s the kind of shit no one could see coming but the kind of shit that makes games and teams legendary. And my dumbass almost turned it off and missed it. Never underestimate the heart of a champion. Thanks Rudy.

#34520
13 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

Dude that's catching 101.  It was intentional which is expected. Garcia knew it was coming. You don't get to show up a future HOF pitcher and get away with it. Any catcher and manager that didn't go head hunting in that spot, loses the respect of everyone in the clubhouse. 

#34525
20 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Catching up.  Anyone that thinks he was trying to hit Adolis is a fucking idiot. Down one, one on, 8th inning game five, tie series.  Yeah.  Make it harder it come back.  Adolis got our pitcher and manager ejected by being a fucking hothead. Fuck him.  
 

 

And for that, I thank him. 

#34526
2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

And for that, I thank him. 

 Astros should send him a candygram 

Edited by Wishbone

#34527

The best part was Yordan going and informing Garcia that he was the pimp here and to take his money take the base and STFU in Spanish of course....

#34531
Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

I don’t go into the thread of hate very often….I’m guessing the Ranger fans are “six feet from the edge” about now?

 

#34535
1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I dont know which altuve alcs homerun was better, this one or "altuve sends the astros to the world series!"


The game was tied vs the Yankees, that game was headed to extra innings

the game tonight, we were headed to a L 

#34536

Dudes, have y'all peeked in at the Rangers season thread?

Good lord.  Someone needs to do a bunch of wellness checks tomorrow.

I mean, I'm not.  But, ya know, someone.

#34538
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If Garcia puts his bat down and walks to 1st, this could be a different ending 

Yep. Altuve runs on hate. We need another scandal to keep him going through the life of his contract. 

#34539

I remember going to game 6 of the 2017 alcs just days after my home had been reduced to rubble in hurricane harvey. The yankees were rallying late in the game when altuve came to bat. The stadium chanted "mvp" i swear it juiced the fuck out of him. And very next pitch was a 2 run homer. Game was never in question after.

I literally love jose altuve.

#34540
Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep. Altuve runs on hate. We need another scandal to keep him going through the life of his contract. 

He hates losing. We should be alright.

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#34541
22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Those of you with mlb app, Ford's call of the Altuve bomb is unfuckingbelievable.  Even better than the Yordan World Series call.

Here is the epic call from @raford3 on the go-ahead Jose Altuve HR in the 9th of ALCS Game 5! @SteveSparks37 @AstrosRadioMLB #Ready2Reign

 

#34542
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Dudes, have y'all peeked in at the Rangers season thread?

Good lord.  Someone needs to do a bunch of wellness checks tomorrow.

I mean, I'm not.  But, ya know, someone.

Make sure you laugh at shadow's posts that shit is a hoot.

#34543

I love Ford and Sparky

 

 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Here is the epic call from @raford3 on the go-ahead Jose Altuve HR in the 9th of ALCS Game 5! @SteveSparks37 @AstrosRadioMLB #Ready2Reign

 


Garcia needs to watch this, that’s how you run the bases after hitting a big hr 

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#34544
26 minutes ago, Briuis said:

Dude that's catching 101.  It was intentional which is expected. Garcia knew it was coming. You don't get to show up a future HOF pitcher and get away with it. Any catcher and manager that didn't go head hunting in that spot, loses the respect of everyone in the clubhouse. 

Not in that circumstance. You drill him in the ribs next season, not down 2 in the playoffs.

#34545
4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Here is the epic call from @raford3 on the go-ahead Jose Altuve HR in the 9th of ALCS Game 5! @SteveSparks37 @AstrosRadioMLB #Ready2Reign

 

need leclerc face gif to go with chapman laughing gif

#34546
Dudes, have y'all peeked in at the Rangers season thread?
Good lord.  Someone needs to do a bunch of wellness checks tomorrow.
I mean, I'm not.  But, ya know, someone.

Yep. Hilarious. Vic and Zepol are probably having hate butt sex tonight
#34548
5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Here is the epic call from @raford3 on the go-ahead Jose Altuve HR in the 9th of ALCS Game 5! @SteveSparks37 @AstrosRadioMLB #Ready2Reign

 

The woman behind home plate knew.

#34549
6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:
Here is the epic call from @raford3 on the go-ahead Jose Altuve HR in the 9th of ALCS Game 5! @SteveSparks37 @AstrosRadioMLB #Ready2Reign

 

Oh hell yes. Pump that directly into my veins.

#34550

So much act like you’ve been there before for the Rangers. I really don’t know where to start. 
 

Just win on Sunday. A Game 7 is the moral victory those Ranger/aggys are seeking.

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